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 Mary Magdalene's Profile |
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That's Mrs. Jesus Christ to you. |
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| Age: | 102 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Galilee, |
| Country: |  Vatican City State(Holy See) |
| Height: | 5' 6" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Zodiac: |  Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22) |
| Last Login: | Feb 19, 2008 (677 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| So yeah I'm the wife of the Savior.... it's a tough job but someone has to do it. Yes, ladies he is just like every other man... leaves his shit on the floor, doesn't pick up anything, never takes out the trash when I ask... it doesn't make a difference how holy they are..... The only difference is how they are in bed, The King of Kings - certainly deserves his name, if you know what I mean ;) What else is there to tell you about me... hmmm I had to have seven demons exorcised from my body once. People think it was because I was whoring myself before I met Jesus, I don't think that was it but I'll let you draw your own conclusions, if you haven't already. In a nutshell this comic sums me up pretty well.... MyGen Profile Generator |
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My Interests |
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| My Man - The King of Kings, annoying my mother-in-law, traveling - I like the sand and sun... Jesus thinks we should save lepers and shit... WTF?? Im not going near those nasty ass people - YUCK! umm what else... sky diving, going to concerts - I love going to concerts like Celine (blows goats) Dion and shutting off all the electricity in the building so she can't sing... it is HYSTARICAL!! People freak out... and I just laugh my ass off.
MMOG and I like to get together, get wasted and pull pranks on people or take road trips. As much as I say I dislike her I really dig her wicked. Besides she likes to bitch about her husband as much as I do. **Sidebar** Men are men, no ladies just becuase they are holier than thou - doesn't mean they don't act just like all the rest. |
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I'd like to meet:People that believe my side of the story..... and anyone I can par-tay with. I LOVE MEN with forearm tattoos, well actually tattoos in general, so Id like to meet as many as I can ;)The dude below for giving Jesus a heads up: The person that came up with this... so I can ask them where mine is: |
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Music:YEP I love the WEATHER GIRLS... They wrote "It's raining men" for me, I believe. I also adore Metal & Harder music - who would guess??? |
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Television:oohh I love Sex and the City, that Samantha Jones reminds me of me back in the day. |
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Books:Well I really enjoy the book that I wrote... go and get yourself a copy.Seven Deadly Sins-o-meter: .. You scored as Lust. Greed 100% Lust 100% Pride 100% Wrath 94% Sloth 50% Envy 44% Gluttony 31% Seven deadly sins created with QuizFarm.com Sex-Style-o-Meter: You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for. Exciting 100% Hot 100% Violent 100% Soft 75% Wet 50% Sweet 25% Awkward 0% Shy 0% What is your sexual style? created with QuizFarm.com |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Magdala, on the shores of the Sea of Galilee |
| Religion: | Other |
| Occupation: | Do Gooder / Fantasy Producer |
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My Friends |
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Mary, Mother of God, God Almighty, HolySmoke, CuRiOuS GeOrGe, Jesus Christ, Only Jesus can wear the Bible Belt, Black Jesus, GREG, shoe, Beer, Mr. Gnome, Willy Wonka, Monopoly Guy, Weirdo Leonardo, CeLeSTTiaNi, ..I.. AM..ME.. Deby, Amethyst, Rich♥, Liliana Franco, ☼Mido®☼, Bea, }i{ Heather }i{, Green Planet, Freon Inferno, Catherine, jls, Venus Vivat www.venus-vivat.com, Lavender Green, Culture Brown * OFFICIAL MYSPACE *, Virgin Mary, BLOODLINE-THEMOVIE.COM, The Bad Girl, därksunbläde, Treehugging, WAINSTER, Winter Muse, CosmoLoco, tobias, Cathare, DOPAMIN f. GALLERY ~13~ ∞*x, simona, °.♥♥Princesa Maya ♥♥, Dillon., Angel Girl, Margie, SIR JASON ENDRESS, *Angel of the Stars*, PIA TUCCITTO (official myspace), HE WON!!! HE WON!!! HE WON!!! OBAMA IS PRESIDENT!, Evil Kitty Says "MEW!!!!!!!!", Drew Disasterous
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