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 Mr. Girth's Profile |
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www.MRGIRTH.com |
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| Age: | 29 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | NEW YORK, NEW YORK |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | Body builder |
| Zodiac: |  Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) |
| Last Login: | May 25, 2008 (533 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| Visit WWW.MRGIRTH.COM and ORDER MR. GIRTH CLOTHES FOR YOUR FUKTASTIC SELF!
email: The year is 1997. The world is peaceful. The stock market is up. The euphoria of a post-Olympic year resonates across the world. None of this matters. Tucked away in the sanctity of suburban America two forces, driven by sexual energy and uncanny fashion sense, embark on a journey thats destined to end in a head-on collision. The world is not ready. Rapidly, the entire Eastern seaboard and Gulf Coast is penetrated by each force, marked by irresistible pheromones and a keen eye for threads. August of 1998 sees the two forces collide in what is being called the real Perfect Storm. The birth of Mr. Girth. The aftermath sees men and women from colleges, universities, high-schools and cities across the country transform from ordinary prepsters, hipsters, wannabes, thugs, bitches and sluts, into straight-up divas and rock stars. Clothes that were considered cool, in, and trendy are relegated to total obscurity. T-shirts, underwear, hats, hoodies, pants and even towels that were though to be in-style were ceremoniously burned in effigy. This was not a fashion revolution. This was an awakening. Forget the trends you think you know. Forget the trends you participated in. Forget the ones you think you started (you didnt, by the way). This isnt a trend. It is a lifestyle. For men, we call it a big-swinging-dick lifestyle. The man who embraces Mr. Girth-lifestyle isnt your cocky asshole. Hes not your confident prick, or trust-fund pretty boy. He has an aura that tells the world you do not want to disrespect him. Hes beyond confident. Hes got his shit together. Ladies love him. Girls adore him. Guys text him. He doesnt go out and partyhe is the party. Hes smarter than you. Funnier. Sexier. For women, we call it the diva lifestyle. The woman who embraces Mr. Girth-lifestyle isnt your trust-fund bitch. Shes not your coked-up slut, wannabe A-lister, or soccer-mom trainee. She has an aura that tells an unrelenting society to back the f-up and celebrate me. Sexuality oozes from her every pore. Boys fight over her. Girls lust to be like her. Men tear apart their family to be with her. Women drop mad loot to look like her. Is she in vogue? Honey, this diva is in everything. Jay-Z has 99 problems...and only wishes this bitch is one of em. The question isnt Do you want to live this lifestyle? The question is Why arent you living the Mr. Girth lifestyle today? Ladies, stick out that butt and lift up those breasts. Fellas, adjust the package and fix your fro. visit WWW.MRGIRTH.COM today!!!! Click HERE Make your own Banner Here! |
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My Interests |
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| Tarita rockin' it out in her 'no gag reflex' boybeater red carpet style. The only way a Girth Girth should enter... Another flawless Mr. Girth client. mmmmmhmmmm.... Blowing up my clothing line, MrGirth.com Apparel, www.mrgirth.com I'm interested in meeting women who think they're too hot for anyone. These women make great Girth Girls. I want to meet people who can dance at a club and actually move to the beat. I'm looking for people who have no respect for the "old guard", who question authority--especially when the rules are clearly wrong, and who are well read. |
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I'd like to meet:Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others. -Nelson Mandela |
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Music:Naughty By Nature, Kanye West, Jay-Z, Tupac, Biggie, D'Angelo, Alicia Keys, R Kelly, Common, Mos Def, The Roots, Guru, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, R Kelly, Pitch Black, Frank Sinatra, 50 Cent, DJ Tiesto, Rakim, Dre, Justin Timberlake, Britney (before she went insane)...*CHECK OUT* Ryan Calhoun Music *HERE |
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Movies:Glory, Boyz in the Hood, New Jack City, The Negotiator, A Christmas Story, Good Will Hunting, Gladiator, Goodfellas, Ocean's 11, The Fugitive |
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Television:Sports, Scrubs, The Apprentice, The Real World, Sex and The City, Curb Your Enthusiasm. |
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Books:Bread and Jam For Francis, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Tuesday's With Maury, Fooled by Randomness, |
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Heroes:visit...WWW.MRGIRTH.COM...check it out! visit...WWW.MRGIRTH.COM...check it out! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | New York |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | College graduate |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Tanning, lotions, and other topics not intended for fellas... |
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| Society may call this a confession, but I don't. I tan. Yes, I know all about the possible side effects and I don't underestimate the severity of cancer. Heck, my mother is a breast ... Posted by Mr. Girth on Sun, 25 May 2008 05:58:00 PST |
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An Endless Cycle |
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| I recently saw Ben Stein's movie about intelligent design. What strikes me as most peculiar regarding this whole debate about the origin of man is that I have little hairs on my fingers. Why? If human... Posted by Mr. Girth on Fri, 09 May 2008 06:28:00 PST |
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when science attacks... |
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| It seems blogging, or what was once called 'writing', has been relegated to concise emails sprinkled with the occassional Facebook comment. MySpace, on the other hand, has seen its place among m... Posted by Mr. Girth on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:09:00 PST |
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A break in the day... |
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| Yesterday, the grand 'ole folks at Merriam-Webster released their latest edition of the dictionary. New words appear in '07's edition, most notably -- ginormous...
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Enjoy.... Posted by Mr. Girth on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:26:00 PST |
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You have NEW messages... |
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| I'm a huge fan of holidays. I embrace hype and honor traditions passionately. Yesterday was July 4th. It was a Wednesday. All week folks were predicting how shitty a Wednesday-July 4th was gonna be. S... Posted by Mr. Girth on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 08:11:00 PST |
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You have NEW messages... |
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| I'm a huge fan of holidays. I embrace hype and honor traditions passionately. Yesterday was July 4th. It was a Wednesday. All week folks were predicting how shitty a Wednesday-July 4th was gonna be. S... Posted by Mr. Girth on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 08:11:00 PST |
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You can find me in da' club... |
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| You've seen them in Vegas at Tryst, in South Beach at Prive, in NY at Marquee, and Area in LA. They are certainties and go unnoticed by experienced clubgoers. Sashay into any trendy scene and you're b... Posted by Mr. Girth on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 11:57:00 PST |
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People baffle me... |
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| There is nothing more baffling than people. Human beings are truly amazing creatures. Everyone has those days where you ponder how some people are alive, why they're alive, and if anyone would truly m... Posted by Mr. Girth on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:06:00 PST |
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A fresh cup of TDX... |
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| I'm in the midst of being overwhelmed this morning, so instead of attacking pressing issues, I've decided to let them simmer while addressing today's blog. This behavior demonstrates irresponsibility,... Posted by Mr. Girth on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 06:06:00 PST |
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Wake up in a rehab clinic and other morning musings... |
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| Enjoy a personal tale of alcoholism and get a taste of the Top 5 Rehab Clinics. Here's a quick look...
5. Cottonwood de TucsonThis former dude ranch offers addicts like Rowan Atkinson and Geri H... Posted by Mr. Girth on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:11:00 PST |
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