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 Mr. Ozzy Zion Esq.'s Profile |
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It's not easy having a good time... even smiling makes my face ache - Frankenfurter |
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| Age: | 28 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Austin not Boston, Texas |
| Country: |  United States |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Zodiac: |  Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 3, 2008 (130 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| just your average guy who loves hair-bands, hot food, semitic women, and starting trouble. I've been around the world a few times... after having about every job that you can possibly imagine I have wound up in AUSTIN (NOT BOSTON) TEXAS teaching elementary school. I do not think anyone, including myself would have ever imagined I would end up where I am right now
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My Interests |
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| hot beer and cold women... loud music and controled substances. Horror movies, and gambling... evenings at home and nights on the town... NASCAR, 80s tribute bands, tattoos... Mar-Shed was the only love in my life but I'm now accepting applications. | |
I'd like to meet:..Ozzy Zion T*X*R*G wants you to check out a photo on MySpace in the My Photos album http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti... |
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Music:Its still rock-n-roll to me. I'm listening to KISS, Van-Halen, Guns-N-Roses... Slipknot, Slayer and Pantera. Bob Marley and Louis Prima... Rosemary Clooney, and The Buena Vista Social Club. Oh, and I've been known to get wild with Hank Williams and Johnny Cash |
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Movies:I love horror movies, espcially in the fall! Last week I met Wes Craven and screened/reviewed his newest movie... pretty wild! So besides blood and gore, I'm down with comedy!Favorite movies: Blazing Saddles, Detroit Rock City, Fight Club, House of 1000 Corpses, Young Frankenstein, Requiem for a Dream, Evil Dead & Army of Darkness... |
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Television:I'm not watcing reality TV except for C.O.P.S. I'm down with THE SIMPSONS, SOUTH PARK, CHAPPELL'S SHOW, The Daily Show, cables news and sports... Headbangers Ball, Uranium, Jackass - Wild Boyz, Beavis & Butt-Head, King of The Hill, Twilight Zone etc... |
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Books:Fight Club, The Demon, Requiem for a Dream, KISS & MAKE-UP, The Gilded Chamber, TRUMP: The Art of Making the Deal, Where the Wildthings Are, American Psycho, A Clockwork Orange... is it bad most of my favorite books are also movies? |
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Heroes:Gene Simmons, Bill Clinton, The Rambam, Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, Patrick Bateman |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Kansas City |
| Religion: | Jewish |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Shaping Young Zionist Minds |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Ozzy Zion doesn’t hate all Mexicans, just the ones that live next door to him |
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| i just wanted to further explain my "status" that I posted yesterday "OZZY ZION DOESN'T HATE ALL MEXICANS, JUST THE ONES THAT LIVE NEXT DOOR TO HIM" because I know you careI used to live in KCK in a p... Posted by Mr. Ozzy Zion Esq. on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 11:03:00 PST |
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Mar-Shed 2001-2007 |
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| This terrible and sad week is finially coming to an end. In my 27 years I have lost both friends and family members. I burried Dave Nevil back in the winter and my cousin Adam O.D.'d three... Posted by Mr. Ozzy Zion Esq. on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:31:00 PST |
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my movies have moved - to here! |
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| So I had a bunch of videos on my page and they were takin' up a lot of room... I don't like clutter on my page so here they are... watch and enjoy! if you're really my friend - then watch this video -... Posted by Mr. Ozzy Zion Esq. on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 09:10:00 PST |
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A survey... mary made it |
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| a REAL brain fucker.Name you prefer to be addressed by:Jeff... Johnny Stash... Ozzy ZionDo many people call you that?Yes, sometimes, sometimesWhat other names do you go by?baby... my names not baby, i... Posted by Mr. Ozzy Zion Esq. on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:27:00 PST |
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Dennis Leary (Rescue Me) busts on Mel Gibson @ Red Sox Game! |
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| ... Posted by Mr. Ozzy Zion Esq. on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 04:33:00 PST |
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Mar-Shed update: stoned but Stable |
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| so yesterday Mar-Shed was attacked by my neighbour's dog Loki, a rottweiler/shepard/mutt, and suffered some serious injuries to his back leg. He has a major gash that bled slowly for about 4 hou... Posted by Mr. Ozzy Zion Esq. on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:55:00 PST |
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Men V. Women vol. 3: money+sex=power |
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| I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and w... Posted by Mr. Ozzy Zion Esq. on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 05:06:00 PST |
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do me next... i'll do you too! |
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| YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if you have no idea what the answer is and send it back to me. But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. B... Posted by Mr. Ozzy Zion Esq. on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 08:18:00 PST |
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Oral Sex Etiquette 101 - mev v. women part II |
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| Blowjob Etiquette (by a female see below for the male rebutal) 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule ..1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHA... Posted by Mr. Ozzy Zion Esq. on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 02:16:00 PST |
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Answer these Q?s for me please |
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| Who are you? Are we friends? When and how did we meet? Do you have a crush on me? Would you kiss me? Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Describe me in one word. What was your f... Posted by Mr. Ozzy Zion Esq. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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The Derby Brothers, D'Nouncer Duane Cunningham, D’Nouncer Duane Fan Club, Chip Queso, Koolaid - Play By Play Voice Of The TX Rollergirls, KC Roller Warriors All Stars, Texas Rollergirls Texecutioners, Chabad, O.A.R., My Chemical Romance, THE SWORD, The Last Call Girls, The Knockouts, T, Morphine, ~Ely~, Janie Gottagunn, T, La Dormeuse, SHORT CIRCUIT, KC Bluesbird, HeyleeBear., Shug, Roller Dodgeball, Jew'd Law K*C*R*W, Pish, Tonya Hurting, Zsa Zsa GaBoom!, PETEY WHEATSTRAW, leslie, Sage, Stephanie, jessica aka tex appeal, Slaughtermelon, boobarella, Death By Chocolate, D.B.C., Death, Sexy Hot Choc., JessiKa Rabid, Sick Nick, Saint Mary Massacre, Friction VixXxen, Red Ripper, Crasher, Old Man Morgan, 7ravis viru5 [RIP Jacob Forbes], Rachel, Elize, Kayden[420]Faye
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