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 Porter's Profile |
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| Age: | 37 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Huntington Beach, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Last Login: | Jun 2, 2009 (209 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends. | |
About Me |
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| I suppose this is where I'm supposed to tell you about where I'm from, what I do, what I'm like, etc. Fooey! All of you who know me, know what a gigantic mess I am. Those of you who don't, well, you're probably better off thinking of me as the charming, eloquent, dashing, handsome, talented, intelligent, level-headed, kind, compassionate and well-adjusted person that you "think" I am. | |
My Interests |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Divorced |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Huntington Beach by way of Las Vegas |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Occupation: | Shepherd |
My Blog |
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Atlanta - Where Dreams go to Die |
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| I'm tired. Starting with getting home at 1:00am Sunday night/Monday morning from the Fixx, Alarm, Beat show only to wake up less than 3 hours later to catch a flight to North Carolina. My body, n... Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:25:00 GMT |
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Social Awkwardness: Part 1 |
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| I should not be allowed outside and let loose on the general public. Left to my own devices I am one step above a talking monkey. I'm a walking Saturday Night Live skit. What I have done in a past lif... Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 17:12:00 GMT |
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Tick tock, tick tock |
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| Warning This is not one of my comical misadventures.
I barely sleep anymore. My mind races as soon as my head hits the pillow and all I am doing is re-living the day that I have just had and... Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 12:58:00 GMT |
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George Costanza Aint Got Nuthin On Me |
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| Dear readers: As you know by now, I am rarely proud of anything that I do. I know not why I do the things I do, I just do them. It seems that when the Almighty was passing out rationale and reasoning,... Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 14:14:00 GMT |
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A Touch of Anger |
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| I'm a pretty non-confrontational sort of guy. Nine times out of ten, I'll turn the other cheek and avoid the ugliness of getting in to an argument. Hell, I have scars on my tongue from biting it so mu... Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 16:15:00 GMT |
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Say Yes to Crack |
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| There is that moment, I believe, in everyone's lives when everyone realizes they're not the cool, hip, young fashionista they once were. I considered myself fashionably hip at one point in my life.
&... Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:26:00 GMT |
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Everyone is a Critic |
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| The older I get, the more I seem to fall in line with what the critics say. Gone are the days when I thought that the big Hollywood blow-em-ups were all that I'd see. Now what interests me are movies ... Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 12:02:00 GMT |
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Did You Say Something? |
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| Despite my best attempts at making myself appear unapproachable shaved head, goatee, big arms, tattoos, surly demeanor, etc. I seem to attract the John Candy's (from Planes, Trains and Automobiles... Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 14:25:00 GMT |
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Tales From the Drunk Side |
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| Okay, admit it, we've all been there. We've all had that morning when we have found ourselves waking up to the sound of the "beep, beep, beep" of the garbage truck&only to realize that you are not tuc... Posted by on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 17:09:00 GMT |
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Im Not One to Judge |
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| I love people watching. Since my life is fairly tepid and boring, I like to watch other people. One of my favorite pastimes is taking a nice observatory position in a local coffee shop and pass the da... Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 11:33:00 GMT |
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