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Comedian Lisa Myers's Profile

Age: 101 years old
Sex: Female
Location: Bay Area, CALIFORNIA
Country: United States United States
Height: 8' 0"
BodyType: Body builder
Zodiac: Gemini Gemini (May 21 - Jun 20)
Last Login: Jul 8, 2008 (547 days back)
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About Me



Ok...

A.) I look like a whale shark in this video
B.) Seriously, I look like I swallowed Delta Burke
C.) I've never been accused of being what the title before you hit 'play' suggests.
and
D.) Go to www.hulu.com and log in or register and give me a nice rating.
Please and thank you.
It makes me feel special.
Even if you hate the fucking flower in my hair.

“Wow. That was great. We love your energy, and you’re really a funny lady!
Just uh...well, this is a family show…”

Bob & Ross
Judges from Last Comic Standing
Season 4


LATEST NEWS:

I like cake.

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CHECK THIS SHIT OUT...
I'M IN CURVE MAGAZINE!!!

CLICK THE PEEKTURE!!


That's, right. Their monthly feature, "Ten Reasons We Love..." is all about YOURS TRULY in their December issue! I am so honored to grace their pages. SO HAPPY! WEEE!

*squeals with giddiness!*

(Yeah, that's right, I squealed. With giddiness even!)

This picture makes my heart smile.

HEY EVERYONE!!
THANKS FOR VOTING FOR ME!!!!

Check this out:

I'M IN THE HOT 12 L.A. COMICS AGAIN THIS WEEK!

AND

I'M IN THE HOT 12 CALIFORNIA COMICS, TOO!

WOO!

My Interests



TO ALL MY LEZ & LEZ FRIENDLY GODDESSES..
Click the link below to check out Curves Magazine - now on Myspace!



How awesome is this picture? Shit like this makes me smile:

Other interests...

Trainwrecks

Whiskey

Tattoos

Charo

Puppies

Fast Cars

Ugly people

Beautiful women

Turnips

Hippos

Journey

Whiskey

ADHD

Restraining orders

Dancing with Ellen

Cake

Guam

Kathy Griffin

7 Balls

Gargoyles

Star Blazers

Pin Ups

...and Salad Waffles

Love it...

Where's the hero's section on the Myspace Comedy profiles? Because Debra Jackson is my fucking hero.

I'd like to meet:

Eddie Izzard, Heffner, Ellen, and the twin I absorbed in the womb.

This is me! My Meez!

...yes I have too much time on my hands, shut up.

Music:


..

Television:



Lisa Myers: Too Tight
http://www.hulu.com/watch/23732/chick-comedy-lisa-...

A.) I look like a whale shark B.) I've never been accused of what the title implies C.) Go to Hulu.com and give me stars - like five even if you think I suck because it's for the children. Thank.

My Background and Lifestyle

MaritalStatus: Swinger
Ethnicity: Other
SexualOrientation: Bisexual
Hometown: Uranus
Religion: Other
Occupation: Comic / Hitman

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My Friends

Wench Supreme, Kat Von D, jeff, Suicide Girls, Troll, Bunny Pistol, Lori Earley, Thomas Landon photography, Little Mean Devilene, Bad Luck Betty, Storm and The Balls, X-Blonde, CURVE Magazine, GAY BIGFOOT, Asia DeVinyl, Journey, ~*~The Divine Miss K~*~, The Dan Cossette, united by sound, K~LO, Voltaire, George :F, Firebrand, Virginia, Smyles, Mary-Jane Mayhem**GQ**, Joe DeVinyl, Gay Pride, PinUp Artist Karina Dale, Chantal Carrere, Girl Fest (Hawaii, Bay Area, New York), Portland Comedy, Xanadu, OurScoliosis, **ALEX**, The Damnation Army Store™, Scott G. LaLonde Pt 2, Guy Earle, The Belcher™ Official Myspaces Whatnot, Amy, ☆Liss☆, cHRIS sCHIAPPACASSE, ~*~Christina~*~, HartsLounge, ¤ International Glamour-Puss ¤, tHe_pOeT, DYKES OF HAZARD COMEDY TOUR, JAKE the ALLIGATOR man, Prometheus Clay, BBW Community Honors & Awards Celebration!, MixedDude, Miss Watch Dog, TONYA'S BACK !!!!, DIRTY OLD MAN, The Jennifer Justice Show, Rivercenter Comedy Club, ricardo, Karyn

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