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FAT BASTURD. I'M DEAD SEXY |
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| Age: | 39 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | im around, CALIFORNIA |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| Zodiac: |  Taurus (Apr 20 - May 20) |
| Last Login: | Oct 29, 2006 (709 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends. | |
About Me |
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| first things first, wheres your shitter!!! im not kiddin, i got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey! corn? i dont remember eating any corn! oh, hello...pardon me i had a turtle head pokin out and needed to get rid of it before i crapped ma pants. so, ya want to get to know me better huh!! well my names fat bastard, and i weigh a metric ton. yeah im a big boy. ive got bigger titties than you do ive got more chins than a chinese phone book ive not seen my willy in 2 years which is long enough to declare it legally dead I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now if you'll excuse me, there's someone I need to get in touch with ; meself....... yeah right. everybody that see's me knows im dead sexy. just look at ma titties. anyways, i work for doctor evil as his henchman. he's a bit on the loony side if ya know what i mean. the only reason i work for the bastard is so that i might get a chance to eat his little babbay you know that mini me he calls him mmm im getting hungry just thinkin bout the little thing I'm bigger than you!! I'm higher on the food chain!!! Get in ma belly!!! god i love baby!!! its the other, other white meat but ma real passion is my sumo wrestling i love it.!!! i love to play dirtay!! well thats all ima going to tell you for now oh god it smells terrible in here but nothing like smelling your own brand know what i mean.MySpace Layouts @ HOT FreeLayouts love / music / movies / frazy |
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" .. You Are a Caramel Crunch Donut You're a complex creature, and you're guilty of complicating things for fun. You've been known to sit around pondering the meaning of life... Or at times, pondering the meaning of your doughnut. To frost or not to frost? To fill or not to fill? These are your eternal questions. What Donut Are You? |
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I'd like to meet:Y O U ! ....AND YOUR FRIENDS OF COURSE !! |
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Music:RECIPES::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::Friend RecipeThen a bit of sugar a cup of kindness & a spoonfull of love...You get one good friend. ~HERIMONE |
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Movies:You Are The Godfather Ice Cream Someone crosses you, and they'll end up with a scoop of this in their bed What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You? |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Occupation: | hired thug / sumo |
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RICH FATTENING CHOCOLATE FUDGE |
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| For those of you that want to be Fat Basturds, here is one of my secret basturd recipes.
Ingredients(Makes 1 8-inch pan)
2 cups sugar (granulated)
1 cup condensed milk (unsweeten... Posted by FAT BASTURD..........I'M DEAD SEXY!!!! on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 07:14:00 PST |
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yummy |
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| Crunchy New Potatoes 12 small new red potatoes 1 (0.4-ounce) package ranch dressing mix (recommended: Hidden Valley Original Ranch Buttermilk Recipe) 2 cups crushed cornflakes 8 tablespoons (1 stick) ... Posted by FAT BASTURD..........I'M DEAD SEXY!!!! on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 05:21:00 PST |
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WHERES THE SHITTER |
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| wheres your shitter!!!im not kiddin, i got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!!! Posted by FAT BASTURD..........I'M DEAD SEXY!!!! on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 05:43:00 PST |
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| Chocolate Mint Parfaits emily
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4 shots creme de menthe liqueur 1 mint chocolate ice cream 4 chocolate mint candies, such as Andes or peppermint patties 4 sprigs fresh mint Using 4 parfa... Posted by FAT BASTURD..........I'M DEAD SEXY!!!! on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 02:21:00 PST |
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| Brown Sugar Chewies; 1/4 cup butter 1 cup packed light brown sugar 1 egg, beaten 3/4 cup all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/4 cup chopped pecans Confectioners' s... Posted by FAT BASTURD..........I'M DEAD SEXY!!!! on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 03:12:00 PST |
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| Palm Dude 3 or 4 large sweet potato's 1 cup brown sugar 1/2 stick real butter * Peel each potato then slice as you would to make home made fries. Place some fries on a microwave safe plate and cook on... Posted by FAT BASTURD..........I'M DEAD SEXY!!!! on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 11:05:00 PST |
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lil david, Denis, Dago, Emily, Jeannie, Al, Hoey Hoodini, Flux Capacitors, El Rustido Rides Again!, *TeRrI*, Bobby, Gomer Pyle USMC, Dr.Evil, Austin Powers, felicity, mole, "..when we pretend that we're dead", ForBiddeN aka Christine Dolce, karen, Kaiya Seng, Will...a relatively minor Big Deal, ♥ Kristiki ♥, (¯'·._.·[Babe♥]·._.·'¯), Francisca, Cousin Eddie, Casper Kitchens, Jr., Jillian!?!, superman's MIGHTY UNDERPANTS, Bobby, Fu-Cha Gathering, SylviaQ., Otis Dowdy, Rick .:HSC:.[[♪Rock Child♪]] ~R.I.P. Travis Hill~, Star Struck, Brian, ILY
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