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THIS MONSTER LIVES |
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| Age: | 18 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Twisting Turning Through the Never, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 5" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Zodiac: |  Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19) |
| Last Login: | Jun 20, 2008 (115 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends. | |
About Me |
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| Let He who hath understanding Reckon the number of the Beast For it is a human number Its number is Six Hundred and Sixty-Six. think for yourself question authority .:Veronica:. i live purely for my own entertainment i'm very outspoken and cocky i am blunt and i'll tell you why i don't like you don't mind my anger issues i won't hurt you if you are on my good side i like to be sarcastic almost 100% of the day you won't catch me without music playing i drink kool-aid too much people tend to hate me because i like to make sure they know they are fat or ugly or smelly or stupid i'm a very bad enemy to make i know people who can get things done when i need it done :] ashley is my bestest friend in the whole world she and i have been friends for freekin ever i loves her like a fat kid loves cake too! "look down at me you see a fool look up at me you see a god look Straight at me you see yourself" -charles manson- ..M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A M e t a l l i c A |
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Minions List 1. Kasey 2. Acid Hack 3. Adam Bomb 4. DRAKO 5. Ryan 6. George (my MetallicA loving friend) 7. Ryan T 8. Rage Death 9. Hoof 10. Crazy 11. Jimmy 12. Kryptic 13. Chris AIM yo! RedX6XruM 1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.2. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.3. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.4. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.5. Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.6. Takeru Kobayashi ate 50 and a half hotdogs in 12 minutes. Chuck Norris ate 12 asian babies in 50 and a half minutes. Chuck Norris won.7. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.8. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.9. huck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.10. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.11. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"12. Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the shit out of little kids.13. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.14. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."15. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.16. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".17. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.18. In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed.19. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.20. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.21. Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.22. Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.23. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.24. Chuck Norris has every copy of National Geographic in his basement. He also has the ability to lift every single one of them at once.25. Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.26. Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face.27. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.28. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.29. Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the shit out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.30. Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.31. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.32. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.33. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.34. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.35. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.36. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.37. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.38. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.39. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.40. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.41. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.42. There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.43. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.44. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.45. Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.46. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.47. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost48. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.49. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. The Sonnet of HanzelHanzel Who is Hanzel?!Hanzel is a man Of heroic power Who saved a single village From the feared dragon Righdon Righdon was the most feared of dragons But Hanzel saved the world From Righdon And so the people rejoiced And told stories to their children's children And will forever speak the name...Hanzel He has beautiful flowing locks Much like that of Fabio And his eyes are that of the deep blue, of the deepest depths of the ocean And they stare off into the abyss His wise eyes Tell stories that one could not dare to speak The words Bigger than any one man can comprehend No one dares say his middle name Because it is soo long, it would take a mere mortal ten years to announce the first half of the name Like the man at the quickie mart They simply know him as...Hanzel His perfectly toned muscles Shimmer in the moonlight And all the women are driven mad simply by his scent And pulsating nipples His beauty can only be matched by a g-hirraffe in heat He is soo large that his sunscreen is made out of babies...SPF salty And so...on his long and blunderous voyage He ran into a lion...a cheetah...and a bear holding a shark The lion gave him great wisdom The cheetah gave him agility And the bear holding a shark ate his lunch And so Hanzel Slaughtered the bear holding the shark and had surf and turf And while he ate his meal of many miles of intestines he said "HUZZAH!" to the people of the town And since they were soo starved because Righdon ate all their food Hanzel ate it nice and slow so they can watch him savor the every taste As he described how it lusciously squirted in his mouth Much like when he was in prison for attacking a peace officer with a harpoon that one night when he was drunk Hahaha I said poon And so Hanzel Went on with his quest living life As a god to all the people Because he, with his flowing Fabio locks, was the greatest man WHO EVER LIVED! And that, my children, That is how hott Hanzel is |
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I'd like to meet:POWDERED TOAST MAN i miss my Sedge! |
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Music:MAYNARD i love MetallicA Tool Led Zeppelin The Doors Pink Floyd Nirvana Jimi Hendrix Smashing Pumpkins KoRn Insane Clown Posse Twiztid KMK Tenatious D Limo Zeen Tarachula GNR NIN White Zombie Rob Zombie Red Hot Chili Peppers Alice Cooper Dethklok MSI Foo Fighters Band of Gypsies Stone Temple Pilots Daft Punk Bob Marley Carlos Santana Black Sabbath The Audience the Velvet Underground Lamb of God Marcy Playground Dishwalla Gogol Bordello Predatory Bush Rogrigo Y Grabriela Rammstein R.E.M. Dark Lotus Iggy Pop Alice in Chains Pantera The Ramones System of a Down GodSmack Cheech and Chong Zug Island Soopa Villians AMB Jumpsteady Anybody Killa Blaze Ya Dead Homie Dark Lotus A Perfect Circle Deftones Slayer Mushroom Head Laughing Demon MisFits Pearl Jam The Cure Rage Against the Machine Sublime B.B. King Muddy Watters Frank Sinatra(the original pimp) Heavy metal! You rock! It's mostly about the music instead of lyrics for you...but you channel most of the emotion through the lyrics! Mosh pit for you! Just be careful you don't give yourself a concussion with so much headbanging... What genre of rock are you? Ladies and gentlemen Welcome to your death Now let's see where you're headed Turn the crank And experience what's in store for you Deep within the mighty Riddlebox |
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Movies:Monty python and the Holy GrailThe Doors Lord of the Rings trilogy Waynes World 1 and 2 Big Money Hu$tlas Airplane Planes Trains and Automobiles The Shining Fire in the Sky Animal House Transpotting all three The Crow movies Pan's Labyrinth Fiddler on the Roof A Clockwork Orange V for Vendetta Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory |
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Television:REN AND STIMPYROCKO'S MODERN LIFE FAMILY GUY SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS FUTURAMA THE SIMPSONS |
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Books:Alice's Adventure in WonderlandAll in the golden afternoon Full leisurely we glide; For both our oars with little skill, By little arms are plied, While little hands make vain pretence Our wanderings to guide. Ah, cruel Three! In such an hour, Beneath such dreamy weather, To beg a tale of breath too weak To stir the tiniest feather! Yet what can one poor voice avail Against three tongues together? Imperious Prima flashes forth Her edict "to begin it": In gentler tones Secunda hopes "There will be nonsence in it!" While Tertia interrupts the tale Not more than once a minute. Anon, to sudden silence won, In fancy they pursue The dream-child moving through a land Of wonders wild and new, In friendly chat with bird or beast- And half believe it true. And ever, as the story drained The wells of fancy dry, And faintly strove that weary one To put the subject by, The rest next time-" "It is next time!" The happy voice cry. Thus grew the tale of Wonderland: Thus slowly, one by one, Its quaint event wewre hammered out- And now the tale is done, And home we steer, a merry crew Beneath the setting sun. Alice! A childish story take, And, with a gentle hand Lay it where Childhood's dreams are twined In Memory's mystic band, Like pilgrim's wither'd wreath of flowers Pluck'd in a far-off land. 1984 "Under the spreading chestnut tree I sold you and you sold me--" |
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Heroes:i have many people who i say are my "bread and butter", but i surely do mean that alot of them are my hero's...there is:Doc Holiday leatherface TIMMITH!!! mr. Bojangles the southwest bear corey taylor alot of my friends Tara some television characters the kool-aid guy Hatchet Man the word meekin the cheat the guy who invented may items (such as the door knob and the tiolet paper) this hobo who got tackled by this officer while eating jelly out of a jar those mormon boys who talked to camille, nicole, katex2, krissy (i believe her name was), and me Tim Burton Mario joe camel elysia (she helped me with this) my sister and brother the person who invented the micowave the spaghetti-o's character many serial killers ROCK AND ROLL GODS: James Marshall Hendrix November 7, 1942-September 18, 1970 (age 27) James Douglas Morrison December 8, 1943-July 3, 1971(age 27) Kurt Donald Cobain February 20, 1967-April 5, 1994(age 27) Clifford Lee Burton February 10, 1962-September 27, 1986(age 24) |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic |
| SexualOrientation: | Bisexual |
| Hometown: | Where I Lay My Head Is Home |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | High school |
| Occupation: | Mustache Enthusiest |
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Syd Barrett |
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| Roger Keith "Syd" BarrettJanuary 6, 1946 - July 7, 2006... Posted by Soldier Hatchet High on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 04:06:00 PST |
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freedom? |
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| The United States of America
that phrase is the second most recognizable phrase around the world under Coca-Cola. the phrase was put together to mean "freedom and unity" but what parts of the US... Posted by Soldier Hatchet High on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:53:00 PST |
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The Sonnet of Hanzel |
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| HanzelWho is Hanzel?!
Hanzel is a manOf heroic powerWho saved a single villageFrom the feared dragon RighdonRighdon was the most feared of dragonsBut Hanzel saved the worldFrom RighdonAnd so the peopl... Posted by Soldier Hatchet High on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 10:01:00 PST |
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two years ago today... |
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| Yet again i am sitting here on this summers day, drinking Kool-aid and listening to Sublime. I moved here from Elk Grove two years ago and it is really a shock to see how much i have changed sin... Posted by Soldier Hatchet High on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 11:33:00 PST |
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Goodbye Dewey |
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| DeweySeptember 25th, 2000 - May 30th, 2006... Posted by Soldier Hatchet High on Tue, 30 May 2006 03:11:00 PST |
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Re-visiting Ponderosa |
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| it was a real shock to me. being back at pondo. i hadn't been there since my last day and well i didn't really want to go back. i saw people i never wanted to see again and i recieved a dirty lo... Posted by Soldier Hatchet High on Sun, 28 May 2006 05:33:00 PST |
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Cliff Burton |
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| Clifford Lee BurtonFebruary 10th 1962-September 27th 1986
When a Man Lies He Murders Some Part of the World.These Are the Pale Deaths Which Men Miscall Their Lives.All this I Cannot Bear to Witness An... Posted by Soldier Hatchet High on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 04:05:00 PST |
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Tara: My Best Friend |
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| Tara...you are always with me...you were my pet...my sister...my family...my companion...my friend...and the only one who was truely always there for me...i love you girl...... Posted by Soldier Hatchet High on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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jacob 9 years, Ashley, B-RAD, Camille, Ketchup, Homie At Large, A D A M, GOGOL BORDELLO, Workout Junkie, S.B.B. MAFIA, Tom the Tambourine Man, Laughing Demon, Erotic Jesus, KoRn KloWn, ☺.God Hates a Coward.☻╚-«○, Squish Dickens., ♥ Gina Marie ♥, Kaiser Von Shizer, Jimbopalecky {fresh}, Jessica [RIP SPANGE], Sarah Isabelle............, toxic tacos, 4U2NVME!, "TSK_SK3RO1*, Voiceover, Mumbo Jumbo!, The Armor Agenda (Has FREE Downloads!!), Trevor AKA DeathBlaZe [TITYG], The Dead Pony Society, [L!ƶƶ]Th!ƶƶ☆, Sean, INFEKTED, Dr. Heckley [The Joker, bitch]
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