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 God's Profile |
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Bad things happen...that doesn't mean that I like it. |
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| Age: | 100 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Watching from above, |
| Country: |  Israel |
| Height: | 7' 6" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Zodiac: |  Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22) |
| Last Login: | Jan 3, 2008 (718 days back) |
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About Me |
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| I am the Reality of a universe that is greater than yourself.
I am the Supreme Being, the Creator and Ruler of the Universe.
I am all knowing, all powerful, infinite, and ever present. Tell Me About Yourself - The Survey Name:: I AM Birthday:: The Beginning (July) Birthplace:: I have always existed Current Location:: Heaven Eye Color:: You shouldn't look into my eyes Hair Color:: White Height:: 7' 6" Right Handed Or Left Handed:: I write with my left and create with my right Your Heritage:: Just me The Shoes You Wore Today:: Birkenstocks Your Weakness:: Illegally downloading music Your Fears:: Heights...(I know, I know!) Your Perfect Pizza:: Sausage and Manna Goals You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: Run in The Boston Marathon Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger:: "Don't make me smite you!" Thoughts First Waking Up:: I don't sleep Your Best Physical Feature:: The beard baby! Your Bedtime:: I like to rest on the seventh around noon Your Most Missed Memory:: The Dinosaurs Pepsi Or Coke:: Holy Water with lemon McDonalds Or Burger King:: Sonic Single Or Group Dates:: Single Lipton Ice Tea Or Nestea:: Neither, I love Green Tea Chocolate Or Vanilla:: Chocolate Cappucino Or Coffee:: Espresso Do You Smoke:: It's more of a mist Do You Swear:: No, and I wish people would stop yelling at me to damn things Do You Sing:: All the time Do You Shower Daily:: Yes Have You Been In Love:: I love all of you! Do You Want To Go To College:: I tried but they didn't believe I existed in class Do You Want To Get Married:: Someday, but it's not looking too good Do You Believe In Yourself:: Yes..but do YOU believe in me? Do You Get Motion Sickness:: Nope Do You Think You Are Attractive:: What did I tell you people about Pride! Are You A Health Freak:: Yes, I love to work out and eat right Do You Get Along With Your Parents:: How does that work if you created yourself? Do You Like Thunderstorms:: Yes, I make them all the time Do You Play An Instrument:: Guitar In The Past Month Have You Drank Alcohol:: Wine In The Past Month Have You Smoked:: I enjoy a good Humidor every so often In The Past Month Have You Been On Drugs:: Nope In The Past Month Have You Gone On A Date:: Nope In The Past Month Have You Gone To The Mall:: I shop at outlets In The Past Month Have You Eaten A Box Of Oreos:: Yes, I still have a few black crumbs in my beard In The Past Month Have You Eaten Sushi:: Yes, Oshizushi is my favorite In The Past Month Have You Been On Stage:: I may not be on stage, but I'm always performing In The Past Month Have You Been Dumped:: Yes, many people stop believing In The Past Month Have You Gone Skinny Dipping:: Nope In The Past Month Have You Stolen Anything:: Thou shalt not steal Ever Been Drunk:: Nope Ever Been Called A Tease:: Nope Ever Been Beaten Up:: Nope Ever Shoplifted:: Nope How Do You Want To Die:: I'll never die What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up:: I'm already there baby! What Country Would You Most Like To Visit:: I'm everywhere! Take this survey | Find more surveys You've been totally Bzoink*dGet Your Own! | View Slideshow |
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My Interests |
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| Click here to view a bigger version of my map! You can also make your own, it's free!This Week in God: Daily Show - Spiritscenter - video powered by Metacafe"Dance Monkey's Dance!" This is worth watching. .. width="425" height="350" .. |
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I'd like to meet:I'll meet everyone at some point :) |
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Music:I love 'myspace' for the music. I enjoy finding out what everyone is listening to. The music you find is as diverse as the people you meet and just as entertaining. Thanks to all of you who have helped fill Gods ipod! ;)One would think that I would be 0% evil, but I've illegally downloaded music online. I've explained my views on this to a few of you.You Are 2% Evil You are good. So good, that you make evil people squirm. Just remember, you may need to turn to the dark side to get what you want! How Evil Are You? You Are Superman Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. And pretty cute too. No wonder you're the most popular superhero ever! What Superhero Are You? |
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Movies:Your Observation Skills Get An A+ You have perfect observation skills... Or perfect skils for Googling quiz answers! How Observant Are You? |
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Television:God eating pizza. .. width="425" height="350" ..This is why you shouldnt make fun of God. .. width="425" height="350" ..God Is A Fan - video powered by Metacafe |
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Books:a |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| Hometown: | The Beginning |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Occupation: | Supreme Being |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Ban Cellphones - Unless You're Attacked by a Giant Squid |
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| It was a beautiful day at the beach--blue sky, gentle breeze, calm sea. I knew these things because a man sitting five feet from me was shouting them into his cell phone like a play-by-play annou... Posted by God on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:44:00 PST |
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The Value of a Woman |
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| This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time. It says:
"Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tear... Posted by God on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 11:39:00 PST |
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The Atheists Grace |
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| Now as we all know, Grace is an important part of every good Christian's meal. But what about Atheists? What do they do when meal time comes around? Heres a sort of Grace for those who are less under ... Posted by God on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 01:08:00 PST |
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For Women |
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| When I'm in the supermarket checkout line, I always look at Cosmopolitan magazine to see if the editors heve made any progress in their ongoing effort to figure out men.
I'm sure you're familiar with ... Posted by God on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 10:39:00 PST |
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My Advice for Living a Longer Life :) |
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| Many of you have sent me notes asking for a longer life. I set the laws of nature in motion and even I have to obey them. So, since you can't live forever, I'll just give you my advice for living a lo... Posted by God on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 11:41:00 PST |
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Evolution? What do you think about it? |
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| It's strange to me that science and religion fight so often. If you think about it, every new discovery that science makes can bring you closer to an understanding of the wonderful complexities ... Posted by God on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 11:05:00 PST |
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The Meaning of Life |
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What is the Meaning of Life?
Here's my fun answer:
Plastic. The reason God created man is to create plastic because plastic is the only element that couldn't create itself naturally.
But... Posted by God on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 12:49:00 PST |
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Words of Wisdom |
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| Beware of people who want to share their religious views with you and never want you to share yours with them.
And when I, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deli... Posted by God on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 10:49:00 PST |
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Katrina was NOT my Wrath! |
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| Despite the fact that many of my followers appear eager to characterize the disaster as "God's judgment" on the "wicked" city of New Orleans, and despite their attempt to link its timing to a gay cele... Posted by God on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 10:55:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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DJ the Roundabout, Amber, Jennifer McGinty, J.Blum, Good ol Jenny P, that one guy from that one band, HannaH, Lee, Maszaba, Eric, Ambry, ♥ Candice., Trent, LAURITA!, emilia, IS!, Dan Fessler, jillian, Luiz, Valarie, Tom, Bobby B, shwagman, Jason D, LAURA, Jaymz, Island Janet, Trent, Chelsea Speed Party, J-Diesel, †Corrupted Hippie†, Tierce [<3 KLF], Pete, Michael, Amanda, Ashley, G-MAN, 小山, Holli, Fiddlestix, Saundra, joey, BOY MEETZ GIRL ! Visit www.freedomfestival08.com, Mistress Lusty, Johnny, Heather, Jana of Mega Management, Keep it IRIE..Blessings, The Joe, Michelle, The Dude, TeeJae Gehrontees it, Ivan, =rasslin'.fanSite, A.D.R.I.'s 25B Guy (Peel House Affiliate!), kevin, Lesley, $chris$, Mario, _~Chaitin_~, R.I.P. Heavy C (Da Dirty Mac)
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