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| Age: | 26 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Portland, OR, Florida |
| Country: |  United States |
| Last Login: | Nov 23, 2009 (39 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends. | |
About Me |
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| ))<>(( If this Volvo's a-rocking, don't look inside because it has a lot of windows and you will see me gettin it on with someone. It's never too early in the day to get drunk. Especially if you lost your job because, "Hooray, no work today!!" What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know. |
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My Interests |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Pacific Islander |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Religion: | Agnostic |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | College graduate |
My Blog |
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How the Far Left Imagines a Conservative Family |
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| Husband: Mmmm, honey, these oil burgers are great! Did you add something to the recipe?Wife: Um, not really, I put a little Sudanese baby blood in the rub, but other than that, they're the same.Husban... Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:18:00 GMT |
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the Manwich |
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| I tried my hand at cooking tonight. I made a manwich. I think it went pretty well. I had to cook ground beef and mix it with the manwich sauce, then put it on a bun. I didn't h... Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 20:34:00 GMT |
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Trip to China |
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| UPDATE: Due to a corporate mandate, my videos have been removed from YouTube by threat of termination. On February 2008, they will be reposted.
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Here's a slidesh... Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:49:00 GMT |
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kung pao |
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| I'll be in China for a while. I'm going to eat some squid Old Boy style and make many social fopahs. I'm taking pre-emptive donations for attourneys dabbling in international law for when ... Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 21:47:00 GMT |
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The dentist |
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| I went to the dentist today.
The assistant cleaned my teeth with the usual utensil... a sharp, metal spike. I like how after getting stabbed in the mouth with this "cleansing spike" the dentist'... Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 17:53:00 GMT |
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Rock out with your streptococcus out |
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| Saw my first 2 rock shows since moving to Boston at the Middle East. Ratatat and Sound Team with the French Kicks. Here is a video of the first (watch the end for a better view of the venu... Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 19:35:00 GMT |
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I just got back from Mexico... |
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| ... and I remember nothing about it. I think it was cool. I wish I knew who went through all the electronics I own and smashed them with rocks and poured beer all over them. I hope i... Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 19:23:00 GMT |
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I'm fat.... a short anecdote |
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| So here's how out of shape I've gotten since I started my job. I dropped a friend off at the airport today. instead of walking a straight line back to my car I figured it would be less exe... Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:43:00 GMT |
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First night in Boston |
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| It is 4 in the morning and I'm sprawled out behind the counter in the Boston airport. My flight leaves in an hour so I figured I may as well just wait for it rather than sleep an hour and be tir... Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 03:57:00 GMT |
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The battle |
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| I broke down... I did a myspace. I spent like 4 hours on this already and it still looks like crap on a crap cracker (trisket preferably). I still have to write the about me section so you... Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 13:34:00 GMT |
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