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 Evil Genius's Profile |
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Mate, you're fuckin' losing it |
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| Location: | Brighton, |
| Country: |  United Kingdom |
| Last Login: | Jan 12, 2008 (312 days back) |
About Me |
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| Evil Genius began in the early autumn of 2005 when Tom set off with a bunch of songs in search of fellow musicians, to establish a band that wanted to kick musical butt and give a lot of people a lot of headaches.The fail-safe cure for constipation, is Tom's bass stack: a 450w Mark Bass head with the bass all the way up and the treble all the way down, with a low B kicking out of two 15" speakers. Fretless. Nice. Tom likes disagreeing with everything you say, urinating in public, getting drunk on whisky and hurling in the toilet and cooking mean fry-ups after an all-nighter.Doing his best for fans of the treble is the Scottish Riff Machine with the nice hair, picking, scratching and screaming from his I-can't-belive-that-thing-still-works guitar, whilst being a truly excellent dude. Colin likes women with humungous breasts, bagpipes, people shouting at him in bad Scottish accents and all things heavy metal. He breaks at least one string with every song unless he's really trying.Evil Mike is a strange pirate that we rescued off the shores of Penzance. All he says is "yarr" but the rest of the band thought that was cool and pretty much epitomized everything they stood for so he got the gig, so long as he just did that at front of stage. Mike likes getting absolutely caned, big beards, fisting virgins and Jagermeister.Last but not least is a little spring chicken called Evil Joe. He's from the land of phlegm and sheep, he sounds exactly like the guys out of Goldie Looking Chain and he's probably partial to a bit of soap bar. Drumming is his game but he spends most rehearsals just hurting himself in ever more ingenius ways. He also sweats a lot. But not as much as Mike.Evil Genius rule ok. Yarr.The CricketSoda Myspace Editor! | |
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Music:Member Since: 2/13/2006Band Website: suckmy.co.ck Band Members: Evil Tom-Fretless Brown Notes. Evil Colin-Gittarrrrrrrrrr. Evil Mike-Wails. Evil Joe-Sticks. Influences: Led Zeppelin, Rage Against The Machine, Nirvana, Chili Peppers, Guns n Roses, AC/DC, Tom Waits, Faith No More, Rory Gallagher, Muse, The Who, Deep Purple, The Stooges, Audioslave, Cream, Pink Floyd, Soundgarden, My Ruin, Obiat, Tool, Zakk Wylde, Mark Lanagan, The Blues, Jazz, Bad-ass Classical and loads of other stuff as well, gimme a break. Sounds Like: An earthquake at factor 10 with some serious rhythm and groove. Record Label: Ampwitch Type of Label: Indie |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Rock / Grunge / Acoustic) |
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My Blog |
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Denied! |
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| Just when we thought we were on to a winner, the festival date has been cancelled! Not by us you understand but by the party pooping council who got wind that maybe some noise might disturb the c... Posted by Evil Genius on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 11:24:00 PST |
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Where gone choons? |
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| Some of you may be wondering what's happened to our really old, badly recorded, really quite rubbish songs that we don't play anymore
Well they were really old, badly recorded, really quite rubbish an... Posted by Evil Genius on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:16:00 PST |
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Back at the Hob with an extra pair of balls. |
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| The gig was hot. So hot in fact even I was flashing my ripped abs (yak). It was a good performance all round. Evil Mike had his family down and duly got blazing shit-faced (before he even went on... Posted by Evil Genius on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:56:00 PST |
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Evil Joe |
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| Drum roll..................................................
Who do dat drum roll?
IN THE TOPLESS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT 7lb 5oz: THE NEWEST AND YOUNGEST MEMBER OF THE BAND: EVIL JOE!!!!!!!!!!!
(s... Posted by Evil Genius on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 05:41:00 PST |
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Get your grubby cyber mitts off our site you slags |
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| It seemed the Evil layer had been infiltrated by a spastics convention who then promptly emitted propogandist radiation over the ether in the form of lamo bulletins all in the good name of Evil Genius... Posted by Evil Genius on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:52:00 PST |
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Evil Tom mashes his million pound finger |
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| On top of a scaffold, in the godforsaken town of discount shops (Portslade), the wind was fierce, the rain heavy and relentless. In the biting cold, Evil Tom was working hard, earning a crust so ... Posted by Evil Genius on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 06:07:00 PST |
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Myspace Tom not as popular as he would have you believe. |
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| Ha!
I just deleted 'Tom' from our friends. Hadn't thought of doing that before. So many suckers have 'Tom' in their top friends. Why? He's got billions of friends people. You ain't special. Delete him... Posted by Evil Genius on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:42:00 PST |
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Evil Genius still unplugged |
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| The Evil Trio gigged again at the Hob and were really good. Ask anyone. But now people are saying that we don't NEED a drummer! Well, we do. As much as I love playing our acoustic shows, I still ... Posted by Evil Genius on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 11:25:00 PST |
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Evil Genius Unplugged |
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| Who had a good new year's eve? Evil genius did.
Having parted ways with the now ex-Evil Rafe [drummers get in touch] literally two weeks before we were due to gig at the Hobgoblin it seemed that NYE&n... Posted by Evil Genius on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:13:00 PST |
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Beware the pirate at the front |
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| Hello again people and welcome back.
After the split with Big G, there were crisis meetings and shit, the ship was a bit wobbly, we swore a bit, we drank a bit, Ralf spazzed out for 24 hours, the... Posted by Evil Genius on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 04:51:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Ampwitch Records & Events, Dollar - Sent, seratone, STINKING HELLEBORE, Flange, Bad Sandwich, Half time oranges, King Serious, Here There Be Monsters, Quarantine mk!, SubType, Melchett, Little Dan, Hannah, Morning After Project, Sarah Boozer, Akoustic Karma Lounge, coup, B Festival, Miss Baby Bones, lucy, Masterdon, Tom J K, *favorite gurl in brighton*, liam, Mike Michaelson, HRH Littleman, stealbackyourlife, BRETT, Gareth, Jenren, Jenny, My Name Is Red, Gaia, The Ducking Book Sessions (in your face Fag-Hag), Heavy Load - The UKs only disabled punk band, Super-Rachael, Kiinell
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