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BIGGER AND BETTER! |
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| Location: | Columbus, Ohio |
| Country: |  United States |
| Last Login: | Apr 22, 2008 (211 days back) |
About Me |
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| Prospectors are best known for hollerin', "There's gold in them thar hills!" So are we, but we're the jellyhearts and we have hearts of gold, "very fragile dispositions," and capguns. We're a couple whiskey-drunk roadtrippers who stomp out the nogood lowdown dirty punked out blues like dudes. Our songs are delivered to you by a wanky-ass guitarist, reba con queso, and her bambam metronome, mizz lorn. Spawned from rustbelt blues and cap city sludge, the jellyhearts slithered down to the ohio river valley, where we exchanged the hearts and stars with flowers for tom collinses and mustachios. These days, we are chased by bats and exiled, speeding down the southbound freeways with a tiny acoustic global and a tambourine, singing to the wind and pouring fire in the belly. Our tunes harness the bo diddley stomp, the defiant energy of the mc5, and the raw gories sound to create a newfangled brand of reckless garage rock. As notorious noise ordinance violators, we pack every jam with shredding, swagger, gain, and enough floortom pounding to drive the blues away. Music is spirit and soul, and ours comes from the very bottom of our jellied hearts. Every song is prayer to sonny boy williamson, cap'n beefheart, art tatum, the stones, and the stooges, and also to all the kids who love to get sweaty and ain't afraid to dance! | |
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Music:Member Since: 2/13/2006Band Members: brieba conqueso blanco conloco nopeso conwasto - guitar, vocals, chest hairs, MFPE 1; betty negra modelo jungle girl jelly - percussion, concussion, beer blowhole, shaky puddin’ Sounds Like: a scramble of sound heavy with rain, an old-crow-apple-juice fermented explosion, or meteor shit. also, zwinky funch by the striped tights, blues trash sleaze, sweaty crust-punk funk Type of Label: None |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Garage / Blues / Regional Mexican) |
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My Blog |
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it’s sweatin’ season! |
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| to our musician friends: you will understand.as the weather warms, the flowers bloom, the baby horses are born, and all that other springtime shit takes place, there is another annual change we jellyz... Posted by The Jellyhearts on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 05:46:00 PST |
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waffle house -- toddally |
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| dear toddle house,why do you always look so good as we swerve home at 3 am?why are you "exactly what i needed" every time?you’re gonna be the death of us... drinkin and smokin at the bar, then g... Posted by The Jellyhearts on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:56:00 PST |
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somebody up there likes us |
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| or at least somebody in houston likes our song "on the run," namely one, mr. chris henderson, writing for the HOUSTON PRESS blog "Houstoned Rocks"dig it!thanks, pal.... Posted by The Jellyhearts on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 02:56:00 PST |
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if yr gonna break a drum, don’t break yr eardrum! |
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| friends,let me tell you a cautionary tale about me being a dumbass so that you might learn from it and not end up in this same preventable situation.last week on our tough shits minitour, i acquired a... Posted by The Jellyhearts on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 04:54:00 PST |
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dear pals, |
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| you can keep the pants. Posted by The Jellyhearts on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:01:00 PST |
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now accepting donations... please? |
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| ain’t always easy askin for help. fact is, i’m livin off student loans, i got no pride, and i need some support.know what happens when ya put one of these behind a drumset?THIS!!yea, it&rs... Posted by The Jellyhearts on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:50:00 PST |
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april showers bring... a record! |
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| fuck the may flowers!you may have noticed that we the jellyhearts have no more shows booked after the end of march... wtf? well, i'll tell you what.we're finally recording our first full-length, in on... Posted by The Jellyhearts on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:58:00 PST |
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jelly hearts BANDY, rest in peace |
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| friends,early this valentine's season, we were dismayed to discover that our former supplier of JELLY HEARTS candies - CVS - had ceased carrying the product.fortunately! we found an alternate source f... Posted by The Jellyhearts on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 04:44:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Soledad Brothers, The Lions Rampant, timproject, TOUGH SHITS, The Cincinnati Suds, THE WILLOWZ, The Gories, the magnetix, WHiTE G!RLS, bradley, The Hiders, The Slide Machine, SSM, Boogaloosa Prayer, Black Diamond Heavies, Cut In The Hill Gang, Radio Moscow, Eat Sugar, The Smith Westerns, rosehips, Cheater Slicks, Frontier Folk Nebraska, THE GRIEFS, Donald Donut, Kelly Thomas, The Goody Two Shoes, Underpaid servant#222, Space Age Fur, CHARLESmarkLEY, Kerry, Brett, VINNY SHOCK, Stacy Leigh, [ A-S-M ], DEERHEAD, Action Finger, taper, baby strange, Delia P. Hider, J. Dorsey Blues Band, Vegetative State, A Fat Angel Floating From A Pissed Off Cloud, The Van Pelts, Christine, Billy Alletzhauser, kat, kristen kreft
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