Bryan's Profile |
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Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous on both accounts! |
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| Age: | 35 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Washington DC |
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| Last Login: | Jul 4, 2008 (138 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice .. Get this video and more at MySpace.com |
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My Interests |
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| Sports, Music, Working out, Traveling, Golf, Good Food and Wine, and of course Happy Hour. | |
I'd like to meet:Warren Buffet, Bill Parcells, Bill Gates, and Mark Cuban |
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Music:311, Sublime, The Urge, Less Than Jake, Blink 182, Pennywise, Slightly Stoopid, Bob Marley, Soilders of Jah Army, 50 Cent, Kayne West, The Game, Snoop, Dre, , SEV, Jimmy's Chicken Shack, Doors, Who, Rolling Stones, Korn, POD, (Old) Stained, Long Beach Dub All Stars, OAR, Jack Johnson, Dave Matthews, Ben Folds five, still working on this |
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Movies:Caddy Shack, Fletch, Jaws, Goonies, ET, Indiana Jones, Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, Garden State, Fast Times at Ridgemont high (classic), Arnold and Bruce Willis movies...all of 'em! Star Wars, Cohen Bros. flicks, Christmas Vacation, Dutch, Harold and Kumar go to white castle, Super Troopers, Clerks, Dogma, Mall Rats, Friday, Friday after next, Old School, Scarface, Oceans Eleven, Any movie that has to do with the Mob. Best Christmas movie-Bad Santa Too many to list |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Springfield, VA |
| Religion: | Catholic |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | Network Administrator |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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TIX |
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| Dave Chapelle tix go on sale tomorrow at 10 am. Posted by Bryan on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 07:30:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Psycho Kara, Mark, The Junkies, Tommy, <Raggedy Ann>, Nick, schwartzy™, Richie, Ree Ree©, Amy, Chris G., Rumsey Girl, Bryan©-Las Vegas Edition, Dittmer, Jeremy, Sean, Lizzie, laura, lyndi, Myra, Jessica, LILBITZ, Susan, *Shar*, Scarlett
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Bryan's profile has been tagged with the following keywords. Click a tag to search for profiles with the same tags. jah army, harold and kumar go to white castle, caddy shack, bruce willis movies, kumar go to white castle, 50 cent kayne west, cohen bros, dalai lama, long beach dub all stars, mall rats, soilders, beach dub, catholic religion, chicken shack, planes trains and automobiles, bill parcells, first tee, warren buffet, looper, christmas vacation |
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