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 Splurts McButtfruit's Profile |
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6 simple words, i'm not gay but i'll learn! |
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| Age: | 27 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | cold ghost, Queensland |
| Country: |  Australia |
| Height: | 7' 6" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Zodiac: |  Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21) |
| Last Login: | May 7, 2008 (196 days back) |
About Me |
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| yea it's true, i've never had sex, and don't plan on doing it till after i've kissed the bride (very shortly after, hehe) ABOUT ME: 1) it seems to be the thing to do, to HATE fake people... now am i the only one who is not sure exactly what fake people are? i have never come across a myspace 'about me' that says- hello i'm frederick and i'm fake . So this brings me to a query, do fake people know they are fake? does this mean i could be fake? after all i do have a mohawk and im not a punk, i do wear tight jeans and im not a hardcore or emo kid, i am obstaining from sex till i'm married and im not Xstraight edgeX, i even pick my nose specifically when nobody is watching! so i'm a fake! do u all hate me now? i sure hope not! 2) music is NOT my life! dont get me wrong, i love my music but i wouldnt say its my life... if i had to choose id rather have friends and food than music... 3) i highly dislike the word hate 4) who cares if someone is 'emo', so they like a genre of music, how does that affect you? why do u feel the need to hate them and abuse them? does it make your pathetic life seem a little better that u are making someone else feel bad?! do people hate you for liking hardcore, or punk or whatever u listen to? NO! so try smiling instead of hating for once! grant likes: ♥laughing ♥my friends ♥making people laugh ♥chilli ♥interesting music ♥being invited places ♥dressing up ♥makeovers ♥old people ♥food ♥free samples ♥op-shopping ♥being told im pretty grant loves: ♥laughing ALOT ♥my best friends ♥my family ♥ my God ♥my(still to find)wife grant dislikes: ♥promiscuous sex ♥myspace addiction ♥being used ♥being used by friends ♥being used by girls ♥vegetables ♥Christian stereotypes ♥back pain ♥being lied to ♥loose elastic in old underpants ♥seeing ppl i love in pain ♥boredom grant hates: the word 'HATE'...................................................... ..................contradictory i know... |
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My Interests |
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what's hotter, me or my dresses?? which one is actually Clark Kent?? |
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I'd like to meet:a girl with morals, a girl with respect - for others and for herself, a girl who beleives in Jesus, a girl who doesn't think hopeless romantics are lame, a girl who will swap clothes with me, a girl who can go without sex until the wedding night, a girl who can have a laugh... at herself and/or me.NOTE: i don't want to meet these 7 girls, just the one... if possible. Although when i do meet this girl, i will be too shy to talk to her. "it is strange to be so commonly known yet be so lonely" -Albert Einstein it occured to me tonight im quite a rude man... i just wanna say that if you ever try to talk to me and i bar you for some reason i am VERY sorry!!! without sounding up myself i know alot of ppl so its hard catching up with evryone properly! if i know you or even have just met you and i seem to be being rude/avoiding you/etc, you should give me a good slap across the head and tell me to stop being a knob! i have a haircut... it makes me popular... i am not a better person than you so i shouldnt be acting like i am! so yea my SINCEREST apologies to anyone who i've ever snobbed/ignored/forgotton, i know how bad it feels to be rejected by a friend coz they are too 'popular' so i honestly hope i dont do it again, although im sure i will coz im crap so i very apologise in advance! . . please write me a message when u add me, or i'll assume your one of those ppl that adds me and never talks, and not add you... |
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Music:according to my music player, everything from 2 Unlimited to Yellowith lots of synth-pop and glam rock in the middle. Other favouries include The Beach Boys, Dragonforce, the Dresden Dolls, Hellogoodbye, Michael Jackson, Nightwish, and Rolf Harris. |
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Movies:were better in cameras than memory cards... |
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Television:the Simpsons...the A-team... Degrassi Junior High... 21 Jump Street... Prison Break... Firefly... |
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Books:SMS 'read' to 0410554207, to receive a confused reply from me...* sms charged at 15 seconds of your precious time per message sent and received. |
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Heroes:Jesus Christ my saviour |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Religion: | Christian - other |
| Children: | Someday |
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My Blog |
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what a grand ol' story! |
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| this was me telling a friend how church was tonight... i tend to ramble a bit, so now its a great story of my day's events!yea church was pretty good, but i stunk like petrol coz i wanted to get high ... Posted by Splurts McButtfruit on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:10:00 PST |
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like a child... |
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| wow my first religeous blog... how fun! anyhoo...
i saw this riddle today...
What is greater than GodMore evil than the devilThe poor have itThe rich need itAnd if you eat it you'll die
i'll let u thi... Posted by Splurts McButtfruit on Wed, 03 May 2006 10:24:00 PST |
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girlfriend application |
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| please complete this well thought out series of questions accurately:
1) are you a female? YES - go to question 2
&n... Posted by Splurts McButtfruit on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 05:35:00 PST |
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a poem for merrin |
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| im not good at writing poems, or titles for poems, but im gonna try coz its important to me....
a poem for merrin
i may not be your most handsomest friend,
and i dont have the firmest rear end,
but on... Posted by Splurts McButtfruit on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 03:00:00 PST |
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funny/confusing boredom killer.... |
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| im grant... stuck between 2 worlds says:
heythats wired
im grant... stuck between 2 worlds says:
weird
im grant... stuck between 2 worlds says says:
whats weird?
im grant... stuck between 2 worlds ... Posted by Splurts McButtfruit on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 08:49:00 PST |
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now im ready for anything! |
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| i have new gloves, they are myspacing gloves, like bike riding gloves or driving gloves or hardcore dancing gloves, these gloves help me type myspace comments, messages, and blogs without gettin... Posted by Splurts McButtfruit on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 06:33:00 PST |
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clothes |
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| i made clothes... here they are:feel free to give me money to make u clothes ... Posted by Splurts McButtfruit on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 11:58:00 PST |
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why am i single? |
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| ppl sometimes ask me why am i single...
well I DON"T KNOW! if i knew id fix it....
so you tell me!
ps im listening to the dresdin dolls the stupid page wont let me put it in... but i like them... Posted by Splurts McButtfruit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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sore tailbone+rad new friends! |
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| last night i wnet to the city for a gig, im glad the gig wasnt on coz i got to make and hang out with some awesome new(and some old) friends!
we slid on wet ground, breakdanced, and put ice down our ... Posted by Splurts McButtfruit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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...this is bliss... |
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| i have 2 rats sleeping on my shoulders, one of them held hands with my finger and wouldnt let go, this is the epitomy of love.
yes im lonely... can u tell? Posted by Splurts McButtfruit on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Smells Like Dean Spirit, I Can't Brett enough of your love babe, Radam, jack, KRYSTAL VEGAS, xRIVERx xCITYx xTYLERx, Lady Pettiwolf, Jess IS more!, steph, Sex Pot, Kristyy., Chris, JESSIE, Jess, YA YA, Clag, *APPLEJACK*, ASHHOLE, FERLINK★suki★, ReneeThomasson, breanna, .Aprilia., SSEJ, NIGHTQUEEN, cassie trash TCB, HBBC B-SHARP, timm, Tanya Lee, kღiyღ, BREEZA!, veronica, xisabellex
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