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Ariel's Profile
Death to Adriana, the Scottish cunt (see blog)
Age:	80 years old
Sex:	Male
Location:	Tel-Aviv, Israel
Country:	Israel
Height:	5' 1"
BodyType:	More to love!
Zodiac:	Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20)
Last Login:	Jun 3, 2008 (169 days back)

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About Me
Death to Bush
My Interests
Freemasonry, salsa dancing and knitting multi colored rugs with my good friend BM, oh and stepping on piss clams
I'd like to meet: If you post a comment about me i'll post one about you. I say dirty things, so if you don't have a sense of humor and will just turn around and delete my comment then don't add a comment about me, and while you're at it delete me from your friends list cause you're a fucking tool that i dont want anything to do with. G-d damnit that pisses me off, it takes me a long time to think up a funny comment just so some fucking humorless fuckstick can turn around and delete it. Unless you're secure enough to be able to laugh at a bit of self deprecating humor don't add me please.
Music: The Bryan Gosselin Project
Movies: Dirty ones
Television: TV's not dirty enough for me, although I do enjoy to watch the west wing while holding my pussy belly
Books: Wayne Berg's illustrated guide to the birds of the levant. The New Testament (I don't read the new testament, I just tear pages out of it to wipe my ass with).
Heroes: Paul Colvin, the cute blonde a-hole from the Karate Kid and L. Ron Hubbard
My Background and Lifestyle
MaritalStatus:	Swinger
Ethnicity:	Middle Eastern
SexualOrientation:	Not Sure
Hometown:	Village of Kfar Malal
Religion:	Scientologist
Smoker:	No
Drinker:	Yes
Children:	Proud parent
Education:	Grad / professional school
Occupation:	Prime Minister of Israel
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My Blog
Truce declared in the Great War of Scottish Aggression
Thank you all, we have prevailed in this the Great War of Scottish Aggression. Adriana has apologized for her callous words which so upset me. Apparently she was drunk off her ass when she sent the me... Posted by Ariel on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:53:00 PST
Adriana, the fucking Scottish cunt.
For those of you wondering why Adriana is a fucking Scottish cunt who must be destroyed below is the original message she sent me completely unprovoked. Please send her much hate. Dear Ar... Posted by Ariel on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 02:53:00 PST
Important announcement
Shalom all, As some of you know I've been on vacation in Palm Springs lately wait I mean in a "coma" here in Israel actually. Yup, just in a coma lately, feeling very comatose, and when ... Posted by Ariel on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 12:27:00 PST
The Final Solution to the Freeway Problem in Greater Los Angeles
So everyone knows that the situation with the freeways here in Orange County (I winter in Brea) is unbearable, the same is true of the systems in LA and the Inland Empire with a few exceptions. This ... Posted by Ariel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
Winding down now
Oh Jesus Christ, fuck, uhh let me see, was I gonna talk about how much I hate Wayne again?... or that white duck I fucked in LA last week that kept quacking and rattling this nametag that said squish... Posted by Ariel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack
Shalom all:I apologize for my long absence from myspace, Ive been quite busy lately Swiffering my folds and crevasses. They get so full of sand these days, ever since Arafat gave me oral herpes at th... Posted by Ariel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
Hate mail and Chirac
Shalom all: 1) I am no longer PM of Israel, I fucking quit on the 17th, I quit! So stop sending me fucking hate mail, please direct the hate mail to Pelvis hes in charge now. 2) That tool Chi... Posted by Ariel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
Lost Tefillin
Shalom all: I seem to have misplaced my G-d damned tefillin again, I loose them more often than the keys I need to launch nuclear volleys against little brown people armed with rocks. They have a ... Posted by Ariel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
High On PCP........ almost sodomized by The Grimace
Shalom all Jesus Christ, I am fucking high on PCP right now. Im sitting here in my office, I should be in bed but well Im high on PCP and am enjoying sitting here myspacing. I suppose I should ... Posted by Ariel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
Bush and Golden Grahams
Shalom all Its 5:30 AM here, Its necessary for me to rise at this hour as it takes me about 2 hours to eat my massive breakfast. Im having one of my favorite breakfasts this morning, an entire b... Posted by Ariel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST
My Friends
Marcello, Tammy Lynn, P II R, Mr. Belvedere, WAYNE BERG!, Newport Coast White Dove Release, Damiano Gulluni, Josh College, The Swinging Johnson Brothers Productions, Barbara ♥, Chris Soto, Ben, Carlos, Matt Beal, grobyc, Gena, Chemical Ali, Rickity Slick, Sheikh Majnun, NOMAD, A lot Like Love, xmiechalx, Discouragement Kitten, Franky The Cat, Zombie Ronald, Capitol Hill Delivery, Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, RAMSHAKLE, ♣ 1979 ♣, Boris Yeltsin, Sexy aka Sexy Deb, captain faggy, Skibbley "The Natural" Dookakus, Muammar al-Qaddafi, iLLuMiNaTiCa, joey poey!, Eldridge Skells The Rude Staircase, Kathy Star Ariel has 254 friends (38 shown). Click here to add Ariel as a friend.
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