Josh's Profile |
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Seperated From Reality |
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| Age: | 20 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Montreal, |
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| BodyType: | More to love! |
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| Last Login: | Jun 21, 2008 (112 days back) |
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About Me |
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| I am God, God made women.BOW TO ME.
The Survey of Random Stuff What is your name? Josh Do you ever have wierd nightmares? You have no idea Do you ever wish you were a professional ostrich rider? Who the F**k doesn't? Do you collect pencil shavings? How did you know oO Do you have an accent? When I talk with my ass I do. Have you ever eaten anything not for humans out of curiosity? -Hides the dog cookies- How many trophies do you have in your room? -Counts- Eight oO When do you think the end of the world will come? When I raise my bed covers. Have you ever put a dog toy in your mouth? Shhhh What is on your ideal hotdog? A hamburger Do you play any air instruments? Guitar, Drums, flute Have you ever been in a moshpit? Indeed Do you use other people's chapstick? All the time Have you ever walked into a wall? No... Usually consists of running. Have you ever tried to fly? ... What I do on my own time is my business What is your favorite mythical creature? Dragon What is your weapon of choice? Katana Does watching ceiling fans turn bring tears to your eyes? Yes, it's all about the ceiling fan. Have you ever gotten your tongue stuck to a pole? Pole, Popsicle, Ice cream container. Do you have a rubber ducky? He died. Do you have or wish you had a pet llama? Yes. How often do you lapse into an English acccent? Occaisionally Boxers or Breifs? Boxers What is your favorite phrase? Indeed Where is your favorite place for fries? McDonalds How often do you repeat Napolean's words of wisdom? NEVER! HE'S AN IDIOT Are you an illegal alien? HoW tHe FacK diD YoU kNOw? Do you have the reflexes of a Mongoose? If that means I have none, then yes. What group of social ranking are you in? The illegal Alien one dumbass. CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! You Are 50% Weird Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You? In a Past Life... You Were: A Proffesional Bum. Where You Lived: Japan. How You Died: Fell off a cliff. Who Were You In a Past Life? This profile was edited with Brads MySpace Profile Editor .. You scored as Punk. Okay! Punk 60% Jock 47% Emo Kid 33% Geek/Nerd 33% Hot 33% Goth 27% Stoner 20% Loner 13% "Ghetto" 13% Prep 7% What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To? created with QuizFarm.com |
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:People with... Faces, and.... Bodies.... And.... Personalities... And.. Brains, so that I might eat them. |
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Music:Many things. I like all music ^^ |
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Movies:Too many good ones to list. Actually, I'm just senile and don't remember them, but SHhhhh, they'll come after me if you tell them. OoGet this video and more at MySpace.com |
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Television:Futurama, Family Guy, Simpsons, That 70's Show, Clone High |
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Books:Oh Gawd -Orgasms- Too many of them. Eragon, Bartimaeus Trilogy, Earthsea series, Buried Fire, Artemis Fowl Series, The Wish List, Children of the Lamp Series, Happy Potter, Merlin Consipracy, Young Merlin trilogy, Doctor Illuminatus, Arthus Trilogy, Dragon Riders of Pern Trilogy, The Keys to the Kingdom, The Dragon Throne series. So many more 33333 |
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Heroes:That Homeless guy over there. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Dollard |
| Religion: | Atheist |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | In college |
| Occupation: | None |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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To get or not to get. |
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| I've been playing with the idea of either getting a Tattoo of a dragon on my calf, or getting a lip ring again.
But I don't know which I'm going to do, or if I'll even get it Oo.... Posted by Josh on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:28:00 PST |
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FOUR FACKING DAYS! |
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| WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 4 DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY!!!! I'M GOING TO DIEEEEEE Posted by Josh on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 04:29:00 PST |
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Profile Updated.. Or made rather |
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| W00t!!!
I'm getting the hang of this. Massive Profile upgrades.
-Feels proud-
Shush, I know it's still ugly. Posted by Josh on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 08:02:00 PST |
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Eh, Gawd I just don't know. |
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| I don't know, I just don't know!
-Walks around in octagons-
I don't know what the hell I'm doing,
It's just all so new!... Posted by Josh on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 08:49:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Jeremy, ~-Tenacious Sin-~, RUN, MUSE, My Chemical Romance, Brittany, Sea♥ -lip gloss and black- [ since 1987 ], T-Mac, Kiki Karnivore™ [⊆Η!NES!忘却], Charles, kaaaaaaaaatty, KAYLA ♥, Live for the Day, Fuzzy, HYBRID
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