Sir Steven of Royles's Profile |
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In between eating biscuits and finding ways in which to waste life, I make art. |
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| Age: | 26 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Button Moon, |
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| Height: | 6' 0" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
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| Last Login: | Sep 18, 2008 (26 days back) |
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About Me |
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| My name is Steven Royles.I am an artist. I like things...and I like that I like things....especially things that I like. I make art. When i'm not making art I tend to eat, sleep and shit. I like chocolate. I mostly paint but I'm currently working on a set of drawings and poems. I don't make video art because it bores me senseless! I am writing a comedy television series about a job centre for television that isn't particually funny, so it sort of defeats the object but there you go! Get your layout at SpaceFiles.Net | |
My Interests |
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| Bill Hicks genius. Larry David's brain. Writing my show 'The Job Club'(which isn't that funny). Art. Sleeping. Borrowing money. Poetry. Jazz masters. Chuck Norris. being sceptical. Reading. Writing things. not being part of the 'in crowd.'Life. Chocolate. Paint. Beat poets. New York. Galleries. Wheetos. Charlie Chaplin. Pictures, especially of things. old things. New things. Travelling. looking at things. Weirdness. Horn rimmed glasses. Fedora Hats. Trees. France. Cigarettes. books concerning things. Being a desperado. Bob Dylan's new moustache. | |
I'd like to meet:Ned Flanders. Bill Hicks.Nina Simone. Larry David. Seth MacFarlene. Frank Auerbach. Steve Coogan. Les Claypool. Charlie Chaplin. Mike Patton. Al Green. Tim Burton. Billie Holiday. Tim Burton again. Lenny and Karl. Sooty and sweep but not Sue, she's a shit head! Charles Mingus. Not Matthew! Oh, And artists and that! William Shatner's left eyebrow. I would also like to meet Ringo Starr. Washed-up actors with cocaine habits. I certainly do not wish to meet video artists, they are far too trendy. Miles Davis. Poets. Writers. Random people in random ways in random exchange of all things necessarily random People with heads. The Memphis Band. People with shifty eyes. Art collectors with more money than sense.gallery directors, curators. People who put the holes in doughnuts. People who think that they are bohemians because they own a Velvet Underground Greatest Hits cd. Chet Baker. Lou Reed mspobj allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" |
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Music:Everything that's not in the charts. ie, Miles Davis, Nina Simone, Faith No More, Primus, Dylan, Mingus, Otis Redding, Velvet Underground, Lightnin Hopkins, NIN. all music apart fom pop and indie pop. I like silly music and 'art' music, whatever that actually is! I want to learn stand up bass and start a improvised art/rock/jazz band. I also want to make an album entirely on a computer with no actual musicians involved in the process. Tim Young of Hell's Kitchen NYC. |
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Movies:art films with subtitles. French film. independant films. George Romero films. Bad films. good films. Films your mother wouldn't like. The one with all the car explosions. .. type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www..fi/images/.." height="350" width="425" .. |
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Television:not really.......erm......Seinfeld.....My name is Earl. I love American Chopper and Button Moon. And the actors studio with some old guy. The News. Jeremy Kyle. Simpsons. Family Guy. Curb Your Enthusiasm. |
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Books:'God is Not Great' by Christopher Hitchens. The complete idiots guide to Art volume one and bits of... er...volume two. 'Midnight Junk' and 'book of sketches'. 'The God Delusion' by Richard Dawkins. I love 'the myth of Sisyphus' by Albert Camus. 'Big Sur' by Kerouac and 'Painting as a Daily Practice'by Gerhard Richter.. |
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Heroes:Bill Hicks. George Costanza. Larry David. Jerry Seinfeld. Lightnin' Hopkins. Nina Simone. Johnny Cash, Robert Rauschenberg, Allen Ginsberg, Jack Kerouac, Jasper Johns, Peter Doig, Kippenberger, Stella, Elvis, Islands Lost at Sea, 31 Lines, Bob Dylan, white stripes, David Hasslehoff.a.k.a The nightrocker!!! Chuck Norris. Charlie Chaplin. disgruntled lecturers. 31 lines. Charles Mingus. Non art people. Beat poets. Johnny Depp? Artists. Islands Lost At Sea. Tim Burton. My Mum. Rosie O'Grady. Lennon. Banana of Brazilland. My Friends. Poets and artists I know and don't know. Rebels. Wierd people. Socially inept people. Outcasts. People with beards |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Manchester |
| Religion: | Agnostic |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | Post grad |
| Occupation: | Bed tester/artist/semi-pro biscuit destroyer |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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PLEASE READ ’God is Not Great ’and think a bit! |
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| Reading this at the mo!
God is Not Great: The Case Against Religion
By Christopher Hitchens
what do you think? Agree/or disagree? Posted by Sir Steven of Royles on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 06:17:00 PST |
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Get involved in a little art project of mine. |
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| My art project: Get involved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!If you can remember the first song you ever bought with your own money find it and add it to your profile. Now the only rule is be honest! Don't go adding Lo... Posted by Sir Steven of Royles on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:35:00 PST |
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I was in the newspaper today-have a look |
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Hello randoms, I was in the Bolton Evening News today. They did an article on my painting 'Femme Fatale' and how it had been shortlisted for the Nationwide Mercury Prize Art Comp. However, they... Posted by Sir Steven of Royles on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:05:00 PST |
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Nationwide Mercurys Art Prize |
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| I've uploaded a couple of images of the private view last night for your viewing pleasure. I didn't win but its still a huge achievement :)... Posted by Sir Steven of Royles on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:14:00 PST |
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Chuck Norris fan club link |
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| http://groups.myspace.com/norrisbigtime
come join us:) Posted by Sir Steven of Royles on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 03:46:00 PST |
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poo art for you to do :) |
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| Shit Art Category: Art and Photography
How to make shit art, (1 to 75)1. Make a life size model for the new utopian meeting place. 2. Find amateur paintings and re construct them. 3. Work with a dep... Posted by Sir Steven of Royles on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 09:59:00 PST |
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With a view to Change |
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| Off the top of my head, who knows how long
aloof and all jazzed up
The buildings seperate...I just know Moses is around someplace?
I rifle through my pockets and find space and change
change is what I... Posted by Sir Steven of Royles on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 06:46:00 PST |
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The sounds of my..... |
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| Rum...bummble...dum
rum....bummble...dum'
Rum...Bummmble....dum
This is the sound of my TOMMY GUN. Posted by Sir Steven of Royles on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 05:15:00 PST |
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For Val Kilmer's ignorance.(sands) |
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| Sand....that will flow for all eternity
Well gone has that of my exit
And the lives that once graced this raged plain
have lost their will....
Through each vessel its grain will grow and each way...pl... Posted by Sir Steven of Royles on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 05:12:00 PST |
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42nd Street Morning 23rd September (version 2) |
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| I can hear birds dancing on the tin roof,
As the street light outside hums its way through
Until the first burst of colour stands....us to attention to await the mornings appearance
Stale coffee scent... Posted by Sir Steven of Royles on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 05:07:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Charles Mingus, The David Clarke Agency, aaron, Fresno Art Museum, Cat Power, Lightnin' Hopkins, 31GRAND, Robert Rauschenberg, Hitchens... Christopher., The Nempnett Thrubwell Noseflute Band, Allen Ginsberg, Arts Council England, Tim Young, Alan Partridge, andy, islands lost at sea, Phil Collins, Kat Von D, Burg, Anthony, Dan Wallace, Lisa, Damien Aspe, +++ WANDERGALERIE +++, Natalee, Domen Lombergar, BILL, T-99, Bedroom Community Label, Foe-toes-freak, (((Misk1))), Confederate Motor Company, dalton art, Schuman the human, jesse jackson, debi, Gimme Credit Screenplay Competition, Sean, The Blue Shoe Project - Thanks for your support!, Ruud Cornelissen, Jon Kennedy, Artlab, The Wait Gallery, Allen Ginsberg Live in London, daniel barnard, PowerHouse, Fernando Pessoa, David Greenald, CHELSEA TRIBE ENTERTAINMENT, Bush Dogs
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