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| Age: | 41 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Nicholson, GEORGIA |
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| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | Some extra baggage |
| Last Login: | Dec 23, 2009 (9 days back) |
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About Me |
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| I'm just your average guy, a middle child with all the standard equipment. Sick, and twisted since of humor, always thinking God has it in for me(whom, by the way has the biggest sense of humor of all). He gave me the talent to draw like an artist... but I'm legally blind, now ya have to laugh at that. I'm now married for the third time (third times a charm) to a wonderful woman, (Kristi) check my top 8, she's 1st one. with two beautiful children of 4, 6, and now 1 our own...poor children. With my sense of humor, they're already infected with the sickness of "I". I graduated from high school, with no interest for collage. I am a plumber by trade, not by choice. I have a beautiful daughter of 18, who wants to be a model, play guitar, and be a singer on American Idol. I just hope she has more ambition in life than I do. I love T.V., and movies, and I love to go shopping. I hate watching sports, no I'm not gay. I hate dancing, and I'm not very much into video games. Damn! I'm boring. I ... will go shoot myself now. ...OH WAIT ! Did I mention I play an accordion? ... Oh God I'm pathetic!
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:"Weird Al" Yankovic would have to be my first choice. I've been his biggest fan since 1984, (and because he's the greatest song writer that EVER...yes I said ever lived) Don't challenge me on this. John Linnell, and John Flansburgh of "They Might Be Giants" (if you think you don't know them...you do, trust me) possibly the most creative band in existence...no, really. Jim Carrey, Trey Parker, and Matt Stone(the South Park guys), Dane Cook(comedian), Frank Caliendo(comedian/impressionist), Jason Scott Lee(My Name is Earl), Amazing Johnathon(comedian/illusionist), Mel Gibson...well, (Mel Gibson), Mel Brooks, Corky,and the Juice Pigs(comedy music group), Tim Burton, Danny Elfman, the guys from "DEVO", Julie Brown (the comedy singer, not "down town"), Sam Raimi (director of Spiderman, and many other of my favorite movies), Steven Spielberg (the greatest director of all time), Chyna (the wrestler), Johnny Knoxville , and Enya... yes I said ENYA! I can meet Enya if I want to. This is my list not yours! WHAT!...yeah I thought so. It may grow in time, but these are the people I'd most want to meet. ... and yourself if I haven't met you yet Dancing Car.. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | born, and raised in Georgia |
| Religion: | Christian - other |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Education: | High school |
| Occupation: | Well...not a Plumber anymore! |
My Blog |
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Stupid, Safe Auto commercials |
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| Who are these idiots that come up with shit? I'd love to bust em' right in the G D face. I see these stupid ass commercials with a Police Officer pulling someone over, or at a routine "LICENSE" check,... Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 18:17:00 GMT |
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Damn Seat Belt Laws |
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| What the hell are with these Fu(#!&g laws? I'm so sick of this B S, I could puke. I feel like we're turning communist with all this control, and this shit about (oh, it's for your safety, waa waa ... Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 17:01:00 GMT |
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's profile has been tagged with the following keywords. Click a tag to search for profiles with the same tags. trey parker and matt stone, corky and the juice pigs, weird al yankovic, john linnell, frank caliendo, jason scott lee, gibson mel, moon goddess, trey parker, georgia nicholson, nicholson georgia, mel brooks, they might be giants, john flansburgh, creative band, watching sports, mel gibson, tim burton, comedy music, wonderful woman |
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