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 God's Profile |
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I am the one and only God. |
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| Age: | 103 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | The Pearly Gates, MICHIGAN |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 8' 11" |
| BodyType: | Body builder |
| Zodiac: |  Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) |
| Last Login: | Feb 28, 2008 (228 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| I am omniscient, omnipotent and I will rip your head off if you don't like me. | |
My Interests |
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| Christian rock, anti-abortion, conservatism, celibacy, thwarting homosexuals, pudding the kibash on the heathans, pagans and heretics, smiting athiests, and an occasional round of volleyball. | |
I'd like to meet:I already know everybody. |
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Music:Creed, Switchfoot, P.O.D., Kanye West, Mozart, Pope Gregory, and the BeeGees. |
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Movies:The Passion of the Christ, the Exorcist, the Sixth Day, the End of Days, and Rosemary's Baby. |
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Television:EWTN, Morning Mass, the Weather Channel, and the Amazing Race family edition (GO WEAVERS!). |
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Books:The Bible by Me, C.S. Lewis, Thomas Aquinas, and Harry Potter. |
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Heroes:All people have there faults. Even Jesus. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Heaven |
| Religion: | Mormon |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | Post grad |
| Occupation: | Ruler of the Universe |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Blog |
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"Thanks for the add"..... |
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| Really, of all of the things I have done for all of you, some of you say "thank you" but you say thanks for being on my friends list. What about all of the other good stuff? Creation? Free will? Boobs... Posted by God on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:13:00 PST |
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ATTENTION MORTALS |
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| I think you should all know that using the phrase "OMG" online is a sin. Some of you less intelligent mortals might not have known that. To type "OMG" is to use My name in vain (which goes against the... Posted by God on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:41:00 PST |
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The Bible Code |
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| You fools. The destiny of humanity is all layed out for you in my book. Some people actually have the audacity to say that the bible code is a hoax. When has the bible ever been wrong? People say, "We... Posted by God on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 06:47:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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