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| Age: | 100 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | London and South East |
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| Last Login: | Jun 25, 2009 (183 days back) |
About Me |
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| Chuck Cash and the Fenland Cowboys are the pioneers of the musical fenland blend of country / rock known as Crockery. You'll find plenty of the People's Champions handywork on YouTube, just search for Chuck Cash. Failing that we'll see you all soon at a village hall near you!!The band:Chuck Cash on guitar and vocals Silver on bass The Rooster on drum and caseOur first CD is now also available on Ebay:http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ite m=200343587589I am a comedy writer/performer. Some of my scripts are available through Jasper Publishing Ltd.I just published my first novel, you'll find details on the above website. Keep an eye out for it. It's titled: CAUGHT BETWEEN A CRACK AND A WHORE HOUSE | |
My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:The son of a bitch who thought that button fly jeans were a good idea. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
My Blog |
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Scarred Mangled Spanner |
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| http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8521zZaBPio
One of my songs, recorded by Frank Pahl for the Songs of War and Peace CD. Posted by on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 07:30:00 GMT |
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ITV’s Britain’s Got A Good Sob Story |
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| As for our Britain's got talent TV experience...well, short(ish) story is I told their MANY researchers who had kept me on the phone the night before our appearance in Birmingham that I was fine with ... Posted by on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 05:03:00 GMT |
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Sharing my world with the impatient |
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| People love to sum up the people of the world in 2 catagories. It's easy = lazy, but fuck it....
Question... are you a drain or a radiator? Do you spread warmth or suck every ounce of ener... Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:36:00 GMT |
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Extract from my book CAUGHT BETWEEN A CRACK AND A WHORE HOUSE |
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| Available via www.ianbedford.com
Julie's face was pressed against the driver's window, her eyes shut. I glanced at her cute little bottom pointing towards me. I was slumped in the passenger seat... Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 06:33:00 GMT |
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Oh, Bloody Health |
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| From my last play:
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nbsp; LOOKING AT DOLCY. And all this time ... Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:33:00 GMT |
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Parcels of dog shit |
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| From my very first play The Bench:
Patient: Looking a little unsettled. Have you let one go?
Man: What?
Patient: Have you just pipped off&..cracked an egg&..cut the cheese, hav... Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:27:00 GMT |
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Extract from one of my plays |
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| Hi, well, I'm a playwright so over the next few blogs I will post small samples of my work...just 'cos...
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More people would have seen the queen's tits |
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| As more people will have seen the queen's tits than will have seen this blog I thought it would be a good place to hide all my secret things. So my PIN numbers are 6661 and 8781, my penis size, ... Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:09:00 GMT |
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