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 Soulbot's Profile |
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| Age: | 101 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | NEW YORK |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 8' 11" |
| BodyType: | Body builder |
| Zodiac: |  Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) |
| Last Login: | Jul 10, 2008 (538 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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A Q&A from Jackson and I. It's a bit more informative this time around. A couple of questions that we could answer. And we did. And we didn't spare the wind. No sir! Ya know, we get a lot of stuff like "Is blank ever gonna find out who blank is?" And we can't answer that kind of question. That's why there is a Venture Brothers TV show... To answer those kind of questions. So get yourself nice and bored! You have a whole page of semi-informative talky talk to read. Oh, and this time, they got my name right. |
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My Interests |
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SOULBOT is programmed for thought; deep thought. So, it occurred to Soulbot that he requires a mate. Soulbot is interested in meeting, courting and eventually coupling with a fleshy-yet-sturdy female humanoid creature (from the ages of 19 to 30, earth years) to share Soulbot's many interests: long, hot, dangerous walks on the beach; the containment and control of toxic spillage in cadet deepsleep containers; cuddling; care and upkeep of removable mini-Go-bot; foreign cinema; Soulbot is also interested in YOUR favorite hot new local band. |
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I'd like to meet:I'm smoking like we're being interviewed in 1968... It's a loop from a crescendo in Mahler's "Titan" ... If you're interested. SOULBOT REQUIRES: fleshy human female flibbety-jibbit, willow-the-whisp, and/or clown. Angular cruelty about the lips, stern, passionate brow, soft bags of disappointment beneath the eyes a plus. Do you find bulky antiquated robots an extra-sexy turn-on? If so, Soulbot would like to bring you to the moon where he (and a group of curious cadets) will wait on you hand and tread. All your needs will be met by the bone-crushing claws of a happy Soulbot. Is this to your liking? Is the moon so far away? NOTE ON COMMENTS: Soulbot loves to get your comments. Yet, Soulbot asks you to please consider Soulbot's obsessive attention to tidiness. This lust for organization is hardwired to Soulbot's mechanical thought-engine. Because of this: Soulbot will delete a comment if a placed picture is too large, or the typist does not include spaces in the text. Soulbot abhors a needlessly expanded page. |
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Music:This is the song that was promised to the poor people who could tolerate listening to the commentary on Season Two.NYC's Premier Topless Rock Ensemble |
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Television:YES!Built right in, deep inside Soulbot's iron carapace. It plays various cadet training films, and a slightly worn copy of Cocoon . |
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Heroes:Gort. Sure, It's true that Soulbot would have picked "B9" of the formerly popular television program "Lost in Space", but Soulbot has it on good authority that B9 is "not interested in reproducing himself"... If you get Soulbot's meaning. Now you may have even thought that Soulbot would have chosen the lady-killer Robby the Robot, but don't get Soulbot started: Robbie has done more to damage bot credibility (and Soulbot's chances with the ladies) than any other Hollywood Uncle Tom-bot. Soulbot can't even tell you how many times Soulbot's been asked to do his Robbie impression--a cacaphony of (human) ear-piercing shrieks and waving, bone-crushing arms. Ladies: Robbie is FICTION. Soulbot can't live up to those expectations. His hands are hot. But you can gaze deeply into one of dozens of Soulbot's kyanite eyes...Soulbot has a lot to offer. And while Soulbot's at it, what's up with the Hollywood trend of making robots the villains? What started with 2001 has worked its way through Alien (1), The Terminator series, and the appalling Star Wars: Episodes 1-3. While Soulbot is pleased that bots are no longer typecast, it's an unsettling trend. It indicates these bots have been PROGRAMMED for evil, so who's the real villain here? The PROGRAMMER. When will Soulbot see a movie about THAT? Soulbot has been all around the lunar orbit, and he has NEVER yet met an evil bot. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | Grad / professional school |
| Occupation: | BOT |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Venture Con-troversy |
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| Jackson and I are insanely busy right now because of the wretched crossover. Fortunately, our crossover is not assisted by that charlatan, John Edward. No sir! Our crossover is when we are working on ... Posted by Soulbot on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 02:45:00 PST |
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Five people asked me this: |
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| I can't believe that this was asked once... But it seems to be a problem. I mean, are people really confused by little things like this, or is it just the Season Three curse of "We are just waiting fo... Posted by Soulbot on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:33:00 PST |
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Welcome to Season 3 |
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| There you go.Doctor Girlfriend is not pregnant.She'll be returning most of your shower gifts. (Keeping only the cash.)Sorry for the inconvenience,-Doc Posted by Soulbot on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:04:00 PST |
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Websters redefines "misogyny" |
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| Ahh, the "Featured Profile". You've seen it right there on your homepage. It usually blinks with the orange arrogance of a Free Ringtones GIF... Always baffling. The one I was treated to today was tru... Posted by Soulbot on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:34:00 PST |
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Riding the DRAGON 07 |
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| ..I'm back from my second Dragon Con. Yes, that's two. So, I can no longer act "too-cool-for-con". No more of the stumbling around wondering where Virgil is, so he may guide me through the lake of smo... Posted by Soulbot on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 11:35:00 PST |
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Deep inside |
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| PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THIS POST IS ONLY FOR THE GOOD PEOPLE THAT HAVE PURCHASED THE VENTURE BROS. SEASON TWO DVD.And I guess for anybody else that gives a shit...One of the special features of the S... Posted by Soulbot on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:10:00 PST |
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NY Comic Con? |
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| Despite rumors to the contrary:Jackson Publick, Doc Hammer, James Urbaniak, Michael Sinterniklaas, and a one Mr. Steven Rattazzi (meow) will be at the New York Comic Con doing some poorly prepared "Sp... Posted by Soulbot on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 01:52:00 PST |
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It's a... |
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| Apparently I am in the swing of doing interviews. I do them now for no reason.Case in point:Does anyone know your password to your myspace?I do, and I'm an "anyone". It's one of those crazy passwords ... Posted by Soulbot on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 07:32:00 PST |
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DRAGONCON OR BOSOM! |
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| I'm not a Con Guy. No, not like a grifter... I mean that I don't have the natural inclination to go to conventions. The idea of a place that would house others with similar interests is just not appea... Posted by Soulbot on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 03:52:00 PST |
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COMIC CON OR BUST! |
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| Day: 1, 2, and 3I don't fly. Not because I don't have wings or that I am afraid of being unnaturally hurled through the skies like so much angular jet-boy. I don't fly because I have a problem with my... Posted by Soulbot on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 05:45:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Dr. Girlfriend, The Monarch, Master Billy Quizboy, Pete White, Brock Samson, Molotov, Dean Venture, Triana, Dr.O, The Alchemist, Jefferson, Hank Venture, Rodney the Action Man, Baron Werner Ünderbheit, Henchman #21, Henchman #24, THE GRAND INQUISITOR, Jonas Venture, Jr., Triana Orpheus, Dean, ASH Man, Lady Ghostling Lomax, Ryan Booth!, Meredith, SerialGoth, David, Christopher, with the lights out, IAN, Tillman's Apprentice, chris, Nick, a and j, Craig, KR47, the wretched malpertuis, ♣ Jt ♣, Charis, Beta, Great Scott!, Chris G, Tim, Melissa May, Guns for show, Knives for Pro, Grant, Laura, Kuryakin, Elsevier, leslie, Cherry Darling, Happy Camper!!!!!, Cara, Don Tommasino, Hayes, Bab himself, Topher Wayne, Kung Fu Zombie, www.howtobebulletproof.com, thunderBOLTS!, Yours Truly Dakero (A jobless bum), Crittle, Enthusiasm Can Save The World, Kay, MEGA*sonic spectrum transmission 1180-7h
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