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Greetings from Tromaville! |
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| Age: | 62 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | NEW YORK, NEW YORK |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 2' 11" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19) |
| Last Login: | May 27, 2008 (530 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| "His (Lloyd Kaufman) string of low-budget, lowbrow horror comedies stretching back to the '80s has been cited as influence by Peter Jackson, the Farrelly Brothers, Quentin Tarantino, Takashi Miike and Guillermo Del Toro, just to cite a few prominent examples." - Lou Lumenick, Chief Critic
New York Post
"The impact of Troma can be seen in nearly every independent filmmaker who cut his teeth in the video era, from Peter Jackson and Quentin Tarantino to South Park's Trey Parker (who's debut, Cannibal! The Musical was a Troma production), and the Troma universe has a devoted worldwide fan base to rival that of any comic book." - The A.V. Club (The Onion) Bring Toxie to YOUR town. Go to The Toxic Avenger Musical Official Website A QUICK LOOK AT TROMA TODAY! - Troma is celebrating its 35th anniversary as, arguably, the longest running independent studio in film history. - Our most famous film, The Toxic Avenger, is being made into a musical by the producers of "Dirty Rotton Scoundrels" and with the music of Bon Jovi founding member, David Bryan. - On May 9th, 2008, our newest film "Poultrygeist" premieres in New York City, after prestigious festival screenings around the world. It will then premiere in LOS ANGELES on June 13. - Troma President Lloyd Kaufman is in the process of working on a new book for Reed Elsevier about auteur directing. It will be the second in the "Make Your Own Damn Movie" series, and will be followed by a book on producing. We expect a publication date in early 2009. - Lloyd was also recently elected chairman of the Independent Film & Television Alliance, a 200-member trade association of independent artists, actively involved in lobbying re: issues of net neutrality and media consolidation. - The first work of many of today's notable stars, including Samuel l. jackson, Vincent D'Onofrio, and South Park's Trey Parker, can be found in Troma's library of over 700 films. Troma Dance urgently needs your support! We are VERY BEHIND on donations and need your support right now!!!For the past several years, TromaDance has dedicated itself to giving new filmmakers an opportunity to show their movies to an open, unbiased audience. At TromaDance, filmmakers are not charged to submit their movies, and admission to all screenings, panels, parties and events is free and on a first-come first-serve basis. TromaDance's responsibility is to the filmmakers and to the fans who make this festival possible year after year. The event is run entirely by volunteers, without any large corporate sponsorship. As the Park City festival circuit grows, it is becoming increasingly costly to hold TromaDance each year.Without your donations, there will be no TROMADANCE this year!Donations can be made to http://www.tromadance.com with an option to receive a Troma Contribution Reward*. Help keep independent art alive!*TromaDance is a sponsored project of http://www.fracturedatlas.org a non-profit arts service organization.*Larger Contributions on behalf of TromaDance may be made payable to Fractured Atlas, and are tax-deductible to the extent permitted by law.
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| MORE RAVE REVIEWS FOR POULTRYGEIST: Bill (medifield@aol.com) wrote: 10 people after your screen in NYC commented on how little credit you give the actors - it's a sad but true statement on the true purpose of your films is to serve your own ego...Here, you have people who are getting paid SHIT, and you have the fucking audacity to open without their names and close with EVERYONE but the people who basically donated their time to you for you to sell DVD's later on ? Yes, you did give them "rolling credits" after the PRODUCER, DIRECTOR and everyone else - At the very least, they should have had their picture up, still frame with a screen credit...do u ever watch movies???lol - that is how it is done in Hollywood - you are ridiculous and people laugh at how self indulging it was to credit others who came in their pants when their "Producer" name popped up on the screen...sadly, the true heroes are those people who were covered in shit for 3 weeks. People talk and what goes around comes around.....you are old enough to know that...or maybe not. CLICK HERE to see Troma's Upcoming Events!! ANYONE WHO SUPPORTS DRUNKEN DIRECTORS... Emotionally or with booze, money and sexual favors. LEARN ABOUT ME @ THE NEW & IMPROVED LLOYDKAUFMAN.COM!TROMA STUDIOS @ TROMA.COM! GET TROMA SHWAG AT STORE.TROMA.COM! WEAR MY FACE W/GEAR FROM CAFEPRESS.COM/TROMA! |
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I'd like to meet:Hello, I was sure that anyone would like to communicate with me and I'm very glad that it's you. Firstly I tell you a little about myself to you, can image how I'm looking, what I like, what are my interests. My name is Elena, my native country is Russia. I live in not big but very clean and green town N-Novgorod. If we will continue our acquaintance, I'll tell you more about my town. I'm 27 years old. My eyes are blue. My growth is 5.5 feet, weight is 115 lb. I'll send you my pictures and you'll see all yourself if you give me your e-mail. I would like to have your pictures more. I'm the manager on the personnel in a small firm. Our firm's work is delivery and By processing grain to flour, groats, macaroni products. I like my work. It taught me to know people, to see who are who etc. Many people surround me during my working day but at home I feel loneliness. Sure, I have friends but they all have their own families and own problems. I like theatres, cinema, clubs very much and I go there with my girlfriends on weekends. I read a lot, I like classical literature. And what do you like,? How do you spend your free time? I would like to find a friend abroad and perhaps to make a family with him. I couldn't do it in Russia because I've disappointed in Russian men. I want to get rid of my loneliness very much! Unfortunately I have no computer and I use computer in the internet-caf?. I was glad to write you and I hope you have an interest to communicate with me. Look forward to your reply, good bue! Elena. P.S. Unfortunately my English isn't good. Sorry. |
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Music:the soundtrack to: "the balloon knot adventures of Chim Chim and Uncle Lloydie!"Check out the Hottest soundtrack out there! MySpace.com/PoultrygeistSoundtrack !!! These guys are also pretty awesome... |
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Movies:Lloyd's Streaming Video Flicks-2-Pick!
GO to TROMADANCE.com See my film history on IMDB.com |
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Television:Law and Order: Young hairless asian boys unit |
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Books:Watch the Toxic Avenger: The Novel Commercial! WOW!All I Learned about Filmmaking I Learned from the Toxic Avenger, Make Your Damn Movie, The Toxic Avenger: The Novel • Mein Kampf • It's okay to be gay, my Uncle Lloyd told me • The complete pedophiles guide to analingus! These fine young ladies learned a lot from my book Make Your Own Damn Movie! |
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Heroes:Michael Jackson (natch!)The Toxic Avenger and Kabukiman Sammy Hagar!!! Diamond David Lee Roth! Anyone who makes their own damn movie! The Troma Team, the Gay Troma editor Gabe Friedman, ass-head-ex-assistant Kiel Walker, Large pizza with extra cheese, filthy american apparel models |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | Pacific Islander |
| SexualOrientation: | Gay / Lesbian |
| Hometown: | Tromaville, New Jersey |
| Religion: | Wiccan |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Fluffer for corporate videos |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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YO PHILADELPHIA!! |
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| POULTRYGEIST HATCHES TONIGHT!!
Posted by Lloyd on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:20:00 PST |
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A TYPICAL TROMA QUESTION |
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| >>Hello,I am the head writer and product reviewer for ******. I grew up in the 80s and loved Troma movies (my first was, of course, The Toxic Avenger, but I remember staying up late on the weekends an... Posted by Lloyd on Thu, 15 May 2008 09:05:00 PST |
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POULTRYGEIST TOPS SPEED ERASER!! |
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| GREETINGS FROM TROMAVILLE!!!
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Yep, you read that headline correctly. Allow me to explain. Because our N... Posted by Lloyd on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:28:00 PST |
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NYC ZOMBIE CHICKENS TONIGHT!! |
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| GREETINGS FROM TROMAVILLE!!
The press almost unanimously loves Troma's latest film. It's sold so well that the theater decided yesterday to bump Famke Janssen's premiere into a smaller screen, and giv... Posted by Lloyd on Fri, 09 May 2008 08:58:00 PST |
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WE HAVEN’T SOLD OUT!! (yet...) |
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| GREETINGS FROM TROMAVILLE!!
You are looking at one happy old self-loathing Jew. The Village East Cinema, where Poultrygeist is hatching TOMORROW night, was so impressed with our sold-out status that t... Posted by Lloyd on Thu, 08 May 2008 10:30:00 PST |
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GET INTO THE NYC POULTRYGEIST PREMIERE FOR FREE!! |
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| GREETINGS FROM TROMAVILLE!!Troma fan-atics are the bestest! Our Poultrygeist Hatching Party last weekwas a squawking success. The NYC premiere is almost upon us, and here'sanother oppurtunity for YOU ... Posted by Lloyd on Mon, 05 May 2008 12:03:00 PST |
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WANNA BE A PART OF TROMA HISTORY?? |
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| GREETINGS FROM TROMAVILLE!!
We here at Troma are gearing up for the POULTRYGEIST HATCHING PARTY on April 30, or the "press farty" as I have taken to calling around the office. As a result, the&n... Posted by Lloyd on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 04:36:00 PST |
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SNEAK BEAK OF LLOYD IN TV WEEK |
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| GREETINGS FROM TROMAVILLE!!
On Monday, an article that I wrote will be appearing in the trade mag TV WEEK. But because I love you all, I wanted to share it with you first!
So here we go.&... Posted by Lloyd on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:33:00 PST |
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SATURDAY Q&A ADDED IN NYC!! |
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Because of all you amazing Tromatic fans out there, the May 9th, Friday night 7:30 and 10:00PM shows of Poultrygeist in NYC have SOLD OUT!!
This is fantasitc news!&n... Posted by Lloyd on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:06:00 PST |
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POULTRYGEIST HATCHING PARTY!! |
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| Directed by Lloyd Kaufman
"It's a veritable Cluckwork Orange!" - Variety
"The best film Troma's ever produced, and certainly Lloyd Kaufman's most accomplished." -C.H.U.D.
GET CLUCKED UP!
Troma E... Posted by Lloyd on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:23:00 PST |
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