J.R. "Bob" Dobbs's Profile |
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Never, Ever Trust The Government! |
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| Age: | 37 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Dobbstown, |
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| Height: | 7' 6" |
| BodyType: | Average |
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| Last Login: | Jul 9, 2008 (543 days back) |
About Me |
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| I am the High Epopt of the Church of the Subgenius. It keeps me pretty busy. Rumor has it I was killed at a devival many years ago, but it was a conspiracy hit and they don't have the power to bring me down. I am the living SlackMaster. I control the Slack! So join up or be willing to spend eternity here in the midst of Pinkboys, Normals, and the Con!!And the following statement is a Lie:
I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too! |
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My Interests |
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| SLACK!! Getting all the subgeniuses to join up and prepare for X-Day!! Act now!! Save yourself. Send in $30 today for eternal salvation. www.subgenius.com | |
I'd like to meet:Everyone in the world and introduce them to Slack. And convince them all to give me $30. |
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Music:All Doktor Music and of course Wesley Willisand how bout these cute little girls... |
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Movies:Arise!, videos of Devivals, videos of X-Day, movies I implant into your brains (I believe you call them dreams) |
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Television:T.V. rots your brain. But only the parts you never really needed in the first place.But if you watch the Jesus Channel, you'll discover Benny Hinn is a Jedi. Watch this for a sample: |
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Books:The Book of the Subgenius, Revelation X, High Weirdness by Mail, Three-Fisted Tales of "BoB", Phone Books, Dictonaries |
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Heroes:I'm my own hero. I should be yours, too. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| Hometown: | Dobbstown, Malasia |
| Religion: | Other |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | Post grad |
| Occupation: | B.O.B |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Bob Doesn't Blog |
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| Don't waste your time. "BoB" doesn't blog. Posted by J.R. "Bob" Dobbs on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 05:52:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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The SubGenius Foundation, Connie, Billy Bunny, Lil Evil, Liz, ammi knight presents, naki kyoku, jamie skull, Sam, Tiz, **Gwen**, *Jen*, SENORA ELVIRUS, Devan, Drew, Amazon Beauty, Alt_F8, let it all drop, Amber, Katie, Machine Gun Kellys 2007 HKRG CHAMPIONS, 11:11, Ezra Free, Liege, A-Train, < ^ >, Ted Parker, Bob Lorber, Slightly-Mad Science -C.Crocker vs Cookie Monster!, Sacred Order of the Verbal Jackals, GeorgeForemanUnit, DISPROOF, Standing Wave Effect, Dr. YobB, Cock Vomitâ„¢/COCKULOU$ VOMITOU$ ROCKULOU$, VOiD808 ( on iTUNES ), Captain Hank Murphy, St. Crazywolf Johnson, Rich, Matt Woods' Plan A, Mutate Now!, CHRIS HOGAN, Butta King, Beaver Corner
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