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everything's better with a little bacon |
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| Age: | 56 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | frying pan, |
| Country: |  France |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
| Zodiac: |  Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21) |
| Last Login: | Aug 2, 2006 (804 days back) |
About Me |
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| * 3 million pounds of Bacon would be worth 3 million dollars if Bacon was worth a dollar a pound.
* Bacon is formerly known as the artist Prince. * 70% of people that eat Bacon also have sex! * Bacon was first eaten by Romans, but instead of meat from pigs, it was sliced-up chunks of Christians that had been thrown to the lions. * In 1992, Newfoundland scientists discovered that Bacon was made from pigs. * Bacon has been known to give people psychic powers. Usually the only future they can see is their own demise, from consuming mass amounts of Bacon. * It is scientifically proven* that consuming mass amounts of Bacon lowers your risk of death. (* Not scientifically proven) * Bacon is the end result of hundreds of years of Pagan sacrifices.... God love those Pagans! * If played backwards, Bacon will reveal a message from Lucifer himself. * Bacon Magazine is the result of a 1995 experiment to train pigs how to read. * If you eat Bacon, you will no longer be hungry, or you might turn into a werewolf. * 99% of pigs believe Bacon is made from cows. * 1% of pigs believe Bacon is made from werewolves. * When mixed with TNT, Bacon makes a powerful explosive. * When mixed with eggs, Bacon makes a powerful breakfast.whateverlife.com© whateverlife.com This layout is from whateverlife.com© |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | East Indian |
| SexualOrientation: | Bisexual |
| Religion: | Taoist |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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Shyla, Todd, Tom, Robyn M. Folks, ॐ☼ʝ✃↓a ƒലa☺♠, Andrea, Sandmann™, a.box, cheezwhiz, Buck F., Donnie Boi, Jon(athan), Soopa Doopa Cheddah Ru Dawg, WICKed NICK, Retired Rockstar, Vinny, Slim Goodbody, Sarah [XTC], shelley, Majwong, Gaiden, Bacon King, Buddy & Rusty, Liquid Eyeliner, Dr. Pleasure Sauce, Wulfy, uhm alexa., All American Tushy Party♥, blakendecker, kt, Seafood, Andrew, Jordan(my poophead rox), Godspeed, KARZAPP’ 4T, MELISSA, *Have Faith*, ZAK, ♠♠ Big John ♠♠, General Lilith, melp, who loves the sun?
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