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 The David Xperience's Profile |
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I'm still here. Do you see that? |
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| Age: | 29 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | NEW YORK, New York |
| Country: |  United States |
| BodyType: | Body builder |
| Zodiac: |  Aquarius (Jan 20 - Feb 18) |
| Last Login: | Jun 12, 2008 (570 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| Welcome to The David Xperience...take your pants off
Get Your Own! | View Slideshow |
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My Interests |
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| My best friend and I @ Borgata. 3pm breakfast. Details. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Get Your Own! | View Slideshow Get Your Own! | View Slideshow "The human will is an amazing thing...The degree to which we have developed our independent will in our everyday lives is measured by our personal integrity. Integrity is, fundamentally, the value we place on ourselves. It's our ability to make and keep commitments to ourselves, to "walk our talk." It's honor with self. The essence of proactive growth." Me (on the phone), Marc, and Benjamin arriving in Tennessee. Yeah, we're ballin'. Waking up caked in foreign fluids, sore in funny places, in a stranger's bedroom, with a monkey, and brandishing a smile that makes a Communist blush. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow |
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I'd like to meet:Any female with rock-bottom self-esteem who's looking for unbridled sex and who speaks English as a seventh language. Oh, and she's gotta have huge tits, a penchant for laughing at anything I say, and be equipped with superior cooking skills. Lastly, she cannot be aware of women's rights. That would fuck everything up. If you can sense the sarcasm, you're hired.Get your own countdown at BlingyBlob.com Custom Friends Space Generator My Friend Space I have the Recommended Daily Allowance of friends www.MrGirth.com -- best clothing online Kayla Mae - best friend Lindsay -- my secret Heather Nicole -- Las Vegas hottie Pet - quoting ESPN since 1993 Joelle -- partner in crime Starr -- stare at your own risk Alexis -- Greek Goddess of Fuktastic K-Ron -- Baltimore's finest Kelli -- my drunken princess Melissa -- Jersey Shore diva Melissa -- superstar MUA Jess -- since 1991 Ry -- total package Dana -- CT socialite Star-Gloria Jen -- Hotlanta hottie Ebony -- goin' back to Cali Barbara -- life coach Wade -- get out of jail free card Ben -- setting the standard for ballers Lindsay Luv – sassy and talented David -- War Eagle Boo Boo View All of My Friends View/Edit All Comments |
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Music:I'm Ryan Calhoun's groupie. Add his MySpace profile. Download his songs. Buy his CD. Bare his children. ryancalhounmusic.com .. width="425" height="350" .. |
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Movies:Elderly Anal 7, Life is Beautiful, Elderly Anal 6, Mary Poppins. Wow. This is incriminating.WAITING -- what a funny flick. RENT IT! Boondock Saints -- this movie rocks! |
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Television:I like to watch my sister, Jenna, on FOX 45 in BALTIMORE. Woot Woot! March Madness, Baby! I'd rather eat cereal than watch television. |
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Books:Mine. Coming soon! |
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Heroes:My sister, Kayla, is a superb actor. She'll be more famous than me one day. That's perfectly acceptable. The person who invented ice coffee, wheels on a suitcase and stadium seating at movie theatres. Thank you all so very much! Dane Cook is one funny fella. I've seen him perform live and he is one animated character. Tommy: The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times. Ted: But why do they put a guarantee on the box then? Tommy: Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me. Ted: Hmm. Okay, I'll buy from you. Tommy: Well I... What? |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | New York Fuckin' City |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Ninja |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Playboy, porn and a mother's concern... |
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| CLICK HERE for the kind of debauchery needed to brighten Monday mornings.
Enjoy.
-The David Xperience... Posted by The David Xperience in Las Vegas on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:14:00 PST |
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A drunk Xperience featuring Luv, DJ AM, Andy Milonakis... |
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| CLICK HERE for The David Xperience's evening with Mickey Avalon, DJ AM, and a host of others.
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-TDX Posted by The David Xperience in Las Vegas on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:23:00 PST |
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'Tis the season and other random musings... |
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-The David Xperience Posted by The David Xperience in Las Vegas on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:52:00 PST |
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MySpace Observations -- always hilarious. |
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| CLICK HERE for another hilarious installment of MySpace Observations courtesy of The David Xperience.
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-The David Xperience... Posted by The David Xperience in Las Vegas on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 08:28:00 PST |
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Bachelor's Guide to Moving... |
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| CLICK HERE for a hilarious, entertaining treat courtesy of The David Xperience.
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-TDX Posted by The David Xperience in Las Vegas on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 06:15:00 PST |
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When Fashionistas Attack... |
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| CLICK HERE for your weekly dollop of fashion sense courtesy of The David Xperience.
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-TDX Posted by The David Xperience in Las Vegas on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:02:00 PST |
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*Most Important* bulletin ever for women on MySpace |
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| CLICK HERE for the most important story ever courtesy of The David Xperience.
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-TDX Posted by The David Xperience in Las Vegas on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 07:41:00 PST |
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Timing is Everything |
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| CLICK HERE for the latest naughty, erotic adventure with Mr. Girth.
Enjoy. Posted by The David Xperience in Las Vegas on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:24:00 PST |
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You'll never guess who I saw naked... |
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-The David Xperience Posted by The David Xperience in Las Vegas on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:41:00 PST |
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Fashion Tips for Fashion Fools 3 -- *NEW* |
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| CLICK HERE for this week's fashion tips for fashion fools courtesy of everyone's favorite guest columnist -- Eric. Enjoy.
-The David Xperience... Posted by The David Xperience in Las Vegas on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 05:09:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Kayla Mae - best friend, Lindsay -- my secret, Heather, Pet - quoting ESPN since 1993, Starr -- stare at your own risk, K-Ron -- Baltimore's finest, Kelli -- my drunken princess, Melissa -- Jersey Shore diva, Melissa -- superstar MUA, Jess -- since 1991, Ry -- total package, Dana -- CT socialite, Star-Gloria, Jen -- Hotlanta hottie, Ben -- setting the standard for ballers, Lindsay Luv sassy and talented, David -- War Eagle, Boo Boo, Mr. Girth, Nicole, Daneen, Joelle, Sarah, Jaclyn, Miss Distraction, Alexis, Sharon, Tiffany <> Vegas, Esta Negra Da Fuete, ~ UNFORGETTABLE ~, ~~~Lina~~~, anwyl, Jennalicious, Hoochie Suicide, Lisa, yes...im THAT girl, *~DIANA~*, Trish, Marilena, Tammy, ~Aimee~, Danielle, Rainer YO!!!, Kim, a Precious Lunatic, Kristy, Ann Marie
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