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| Age: | 30 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | OLYMPIA, Washington |
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| Height: | 5' 5" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
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| Last Login: | Jun 2, 2008 (585 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| "I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. I write award winning operas. I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo men and women alike with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in 20 minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang-gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line in corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and won weekend passes. Last summer, I toured New Jersey with a travelling centrifugal force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week, and when I do sleep I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are always paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have performed open heart surgery and I have spoken with Elvis. But I have not yet gone to college.";) | |
My Interests |
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Photography. Photoshop. Art. Psychology. Comedy. Contrast. Relativity.I Love My Family: Get Your Own! | View Slideshow |
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I'd like to meet:People with Hiring Power.I have the best job ever.BAMFs These are all the awesome people who help me hide the bodies... Athena Marie Bart .. Brandi Baurice Cal Jeff Lisa Aurora Whorealis Allison Henrizzle Eric Tracy CJ Jesse Leslie ATHENA (Bobwah) KENZI SETH (mmmchicka) Seel (imaginary ) Kiana Dan SF Doom Crystal Vic LukeChueh (Artist) Joe CapitalWestLimo Bad Boys Of Magic Mitch Fatel Dane Cook Girls Of No Limit |
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Music:Varies wildly. Enya.Red Hot Chili Peppers. Pixies. White Stripes. Cake. Snoop. Emminem. Blondie. No Doubt. Beastie Boys. Sheryl Crow. Nirvana. The Cure. Dixie Chicks. The Cranberries. The Red Elvises. Jessica Simpson. Shania Twain. Black Eyed Peas. Pussycat Dolls. Shakira. Kelly Clarkson. 50 Cent. Gloria in Excelsis Deo. Linda Ronstadt. has a lullaby CD that I'm absolutely in love with called "Dedicated To The One I Love". Loreena McKennitt. Mummers Dance. is one of my all time favorite songs ever. Beethoven. "Fur Elise". The Techno Version of Fur Elise.is kickass too. Dwight Yoakam's- Fast As You. Timbaland and Magoo. Jimmy Fallon.s "Hammertime" is awesome."Everybody Hurts" by .REM.My Mom used to play "Rustle of Spring" by. Christian Sinding. on the piano...love that too. |
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Movies:True Romance- Knights Tale- Princess Bride- Thumb Wars- Bat Thumb- The God Thumb- Steve Oedekerk- Kung Pow- Shaolin Soccer- Quentin Tarantino- Memento- Not Another Teen Movie- Snatch- Thombstone- Orange County- Big Fish- Lucky Number Slevin- An Inconvenient Truth- Some that are repulsing but genius: Requiem for a Dream Seven...there's more... |
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Television:I have to rent TV on DVD. dumb - I know. Grey's Anatomy- Nip/Tuck- The Office- |
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Books:Right Now... I'm reading: Walk Like A Giant, Sell Like A Madman -Ralph R. Roberts and Naked by David Sedaris. funnnnny. and The Sociopath Next Door by Martha Stout, Ph.d.Love. Dave Barry.I highly recommend Allie's Blog: Memoirs of a Gouda--- http://inner-cheese.blogspot.com/ and TheSneeze.com The Poo Bomb. by. Jeff Vogel. Silvia Brown. Ann Rule. Would you Rather and Would You Rather 2. Deep Thoughts. by Jack Handey.ADD-Friendly Ways to Organize Your Life. Fit For Life. |
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Heroes:Google |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Olympia |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Occupation: | Model |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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My Favorite TV/Movie Quotes |
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| The longest I've ever laughed in a theater without being able to stop... was while watching
The Cat In The Hat. (of all things)
So The Cat was holding a garden ho with dirt on it-
lo... Posted by Nintendoll on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:19:00 PST |
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JZ Night Has An AWESOME Store |
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| JZ Night has a website for her store:
www.JZ-Rose.Com
Here's a sample of what she has online..
Some really cool antiques!
$6,500 each and I want 4
Kickass Chairs
Diamond necklace Circa 1900
$1... Posted by Nintendoll on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:33:00 PST |
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I LOVE Sara Silverman ...and on today's episode: Full Frontal Jewdity |
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| Love Love Love Her.
Umm..she worried me the first time I saw her...
the "German Cars" song..I was really really not sure about..
Now that I've watched a LOT more of her standup and her show ... Posted by Nintendoll on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 05:11:00 PST |
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I Mostly Kickass....mostly |
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| In attempting to write
my Real About Me section...
-I just can't get over the thought -
That whenever people have their minds set on loving someone- they'll see the best in them- and a... Posted by Nintendoll on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:01:00 PST |
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Pic's I've Altered |
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| These are not all my photography-
Just my attempt at photoshop species splicing.
(mixing two or more animals together with photoshop)
The Snucky is my favorite
not my favorite...
]... Posted by Nintendoll on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:58:00 PST |
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Steve Don't Eat It! |
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| Go check out this guy's blog. Funny stuff.
TheSneeze.com
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Join me in saying F YOU to my taste buds...
Steve, Don't Eat It!
Cabbage Fever
My son doesn't like ... Posted by Nintendoll on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 12:51:00 PST |
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Mime |
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Ann Richards |
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| Molly Ivins: Remembering Ann Richards
By Molly Ivins -
Last Updated 9:04 am PDT Friday, September 15, 2006
Print | E-Mail | Comments (3)
AUSTIN, Texas -- She was so generous with her responses to ot... Posted by Nintendoll on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 05:05:00 PST |
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NEW! Car Show 8-12-06 LuckyEagleCasino Pictures |
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| Ya heard
My Pimp Ass Ride
By now you all know I'm a big dork right...
It says "Cause for Divorce"
which I think and correct me if I'm wrong ...
is the same thing XBOXs say on them...
Is th... Posted by Nintendoll on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:40:00 PST |
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End of Ze World |
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| I've been searching for this!
End of Ze World
Thanks Chante'! Posted by Nintendoll on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 11:43:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Athena, Marie, Brandi, Baurice, Jeff, Lisa, Aurora Whorealis, Allison, Henrizzle, Eric, Tracy, CJ, Jesse, Leslie, ATHENA (Bobwah), KENZI, SETH (mmmchicka), Seel (imaginary ), Kiana, Dan, SF Doom, Crystal, Vic, LukeChueh (Artist), Joe, CapitalWestLimo, Bad Boys Of Magic, Mitch Fatel, Dane Cook, Girls Of No Limit, Dr. Cracker, Cal, ADDISON, Josh Sneed, Guinness Powered - Bryan, SUGAR SHANE, Kiz, PLAYBOY DENTISTâ„¢, Native Barbie, josh, Musashi, Iceman, YWCA of Olympia, Monty, AK, 2 Day Hangover.........., Justin Fuckin McNeal, FLYn with JESUS, Andrea, MARCEL @ XDTM.COM, Danika, Todd, Think Different, Ginafabulous, ~ * Magical World of WiLL * ~ â„¢, In A Days, Chad, MiiSs Mary. `[o.0], Rob, TKDHOT, Rick, Miller Time!, Jonah
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