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 Moe Szyslak's Profile |
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Welcome To Moe's Tavern |
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| Age: | 44 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Springfield, |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Zodiac: |  Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 14, 2008 (569 days back) |
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About Me |
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| Hi, my name's Moe Szyslak. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, "hey you in the bushes" hehe,I own a bar in a town called Springfield, my regulars include Homer,Barney,Lenny,Carl,Sam,Larry,though many famous people have been here including U2,Red Hot Chili Peppers & Krusty the Clown, I am the inventor of the Flaming Homer! I mean Moe! Flaming Moe! yeah that right! I am also a unlicensed surgeon,I was once a Boxer known as "Kid Gorgeous" then "Kid Presentable" then "Kid Gruesome"I am always in the market to make some extra money so if you have a scheme? you let Moe in on it!
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My Interests |
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| Bartending,Beer,Panda Smuggling! Say hello to this Panda I am stuck with recently, I dont know his real name so I call him Paddy the Panda! haha .. adopt your own virtual pet! ,Whale Smuggling,Russian Roulette,Boxing,Football Gambling,Shooting,Bowling,Making it my mission to make sure Barney does not dry up. |
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I'd like to meet:I would like to meet some women like Marge Simpson! that dummy Homer don't know how lucky he is! to have Midge!! I would also like to meet the prankster who calls my my bar! so I can pull out his eyes! stick them down his pants & he can watch me kick the crap! outta him!! anybody is welcome to call in have a Duff beer, meet the locals, have a Flaming Moe for only $6.95!! Have a pool game while you are waiting to be served!I MEAN IT THIS TIME BARNEY STAY AWAY FROM THIS POOL TABLE!!! More Games at arcadecabin.com | Cool Generators YEP ITS A POOL TABLE! HAHA More Games at arcadecabin.com | Cool Generators TRY THE SLOTS MACHINE! HAHA More Games at arcadecabin.com | Cool Generators |
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Music:Bands that have played at my bar include Red Hot Chilli Peppers,Aerosmith, and The Be Sharps,U2 |
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Movies:I love all the Godfather movies,Rocky Movies,Die Hard movies,Goodfellas, Scarface! haha, |
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Television:I was once in a soap opera called "It never ends" playing Dr Tad Winslow, until a unfortuate accident when the set collasped on my face!!I watch any crap really!! |
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Books:You wouldnt want to know trust me! /a |
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Heroes:MySpaceScripts Codes Barney Gumble,Maggie Simpson,Marge Simpson,Thats it! Okay & Homer Simpson tooThe Flaming Moe!! |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Springfield |
| Religion: | Other |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | Bartender |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Pictures |
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My Friends |
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Homer Jay, Carl Carlson, Krusty The Klown, Lisa Simpson's Page, The Simpsons Movie, Official Duff Beer, Lisa Simpson♪, Bart Simpson, Lenny Leonard, Barney Gumble in da rumble, Mr. Burns, Rainier Wolfcastle, Bart Simpson, Terri & Sherri, Janey Powell, Marjorie Marge Simpson, Abraham Simpson, Sam and Larry, Comic book Guy™, DuffMan, Milhouse Van Houten, Mayor Quimby, maggie, SideShow Bob, Apus Boss(new school), Princess Kashmir, Patty and Selma Bouvier™, Sideshow Mel, Professer Frink, Akira, marge, HOMER SIMPSON, Cookie Kwan, Dewey Largo, Chief Clansy Wiggum, Ralph Wiggums For President 08, Lisa™, Fat Tony, Danny, B'il Sabab, JaySolo - ON FIRE HEUTE DOWNLOADEN!, The High Life Guy, !!skarabajo!!, B-Movie Babe, Alberto ( TEX ), bise-REFORME, ♫_DanielEsse DJ_♫, Sweet Rosalie, TattyLove-♥-AlexLove, King Alchemy, Großer Bruder, jose_c, NeW yOrK yAnKeEs RoCk!!!, Black Is What I Am, Not Who I Try To Be, animus, DJatWork, dedo, Festival "TRACE TA ROOT", NOuvEllE liGnE, Hooligan Confessions, ...MarTiN..., jansolo, Ralphie, Germano, batty, Caitlin, Jr, Mike ~N~ Christine, Village East Jr. FIREFIGHTER, honiGbiiene [.yeS we caN], Corvin, Nonnonoise, syd rhythm, T-Y-N-E, I PiPe I Trabitas the real ! [CISF], Affinità Elettive, The Amanda Tapping Site On MySpace, death hits those who dont embrace it, Lucy Hell, Devilgirl, Sunni Blacc, ♥Foxy♥, D_W_Z, Patrick1975, superdamnglam
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