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 Almighty Jackalope's Profile |
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what a horrible night to have a curse |
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| Age: | 100 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Pagan Island |
| Country: |  Northern Mariana Islands |
| Zodiac: |  Pisces (Feb 19 - Mar 20) |
| Last Login: | Feb 8, 2008 (249 days back) |
About Me |
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| view register post "yes" to vote |
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My Interests |
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| Creating and maintaining the Universe. Gathering my followers unto me. Confusing the hell out of everyone else. My Followers one of them will betray me. Goddess Eris Emperor Joshua Norton Cthulhu The Buddha odievk Gloria-Jean Jessica Kristin The Lifecycle of the Clown The Shape of Things Craig What Happened to John Ward? View All of My Followers |
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I'd like to meet:No one. I know everyone. I only CREATED you all to begin with.Dredged from the bowels of the intra-web. Sinners in the Hands of an Angry Jackalope I support the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus! And just out of curiosity... |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Religion: | Other |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | Diety |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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My new island |
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| As of 4 AM, GMT, Pagan Island fell. The mighty general Bob lead my army to a glorious victory there, subduing the indigenous inhabitants (three small but ornery volcanoes) and painstakingly relocating... Posted by Almighty Jackalope on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:54:00 PST |
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I did not. |
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| I've heard some slanderous lies in the past, but this needs to be addressed. Recently it's come to my attention that someone (I'm looking at you, Reagan) has been using my name to promote the Clothe t... Posted by Almighty Jackalope on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:19:00 PST |
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The Nature of Your Planet |
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| Okay, so, I guess we're actually going to have to have this conversation. I always thought this was too obvious, so I never mentioned it, but here goes. I've been hearing a lot of silly shite about th... Posted by Almighty Jackalope on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:21:00 PST |
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your questions answered |
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| So occasionally, seemingly in waves, I receive a plethora of questions from my devout followers as well as believers in others. I receive the majority of these by internet, prayer, shouts from across ... Posted by Almighty Jackalope on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 06:12:00 PST |
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On the End of the World |
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| All right, so I've been getting a lot of questions lately - probably due to the current state of international politics and wars and whatnot - about whether or not this is the end of the world. First ... Posted by Almighty Jackalope on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 05:15:00 PST |
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story time |
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| Let me tell you all a story.A very long time ago, in a place not so nearly close to here as, say, Jupiter, there was a race of sentient beings. They were very much like you humans, despite being almos... Posted by Almighty Jackalope on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 12:57:00 PST |
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On the Advancement of Jackalopism |
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| So, yes, I'm willing to admit now that the process of turning Jackalopism into the next major religion (or something) has something of a brick wall. And that brick wall is, sadly, American capitalism.... Posted by Almighty Jackalope on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 09:20:00 PST |
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I'm back! |
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| What the hell is wrong with you people?? I leave you for a couple weeks, and this is what I come back to? You've killed off one of my most devoted followers! The Columbia Basin pygmy rabbits were some... Posted by Almighty Jackalope on Sun, 21 May 2006 12:13:00 PST |
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time to change my number |
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| Mrrr.... Hello?What? I'm trying to sleep.Oh, it's you. How did you get my number?Oooooh, well, I'm just gonna have to have a talk with her... So what? You need money or something? What's going on?Yeah... Posted by Almighty Jackalope on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 09:49:00 PST |
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the "evil" question |
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| Today I'd like to address a very important issue. I spoke with a little girl just the other night, who was addressing me in her nightly prayers, and she asked me a question that I've been asked so man... Posted by Almighty Jackalope on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 09:35:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Goddess Eris, Emperor Joshua Norton, Cthulhu, The Buddha, odievk, Gloria-Jean, Jessica, Kristin, The Lifecycle of the Clown, The Shape of Things, Craig, Owls Herbals, sprouts means wheat grass, Morðingjarnir, Sherrie Queen Of The Sock Monkeys, Dr. Sallad P. Whittingham, maRina, The King In Yellow, TreeSnuts, EVOLUTION, Ponybimbi, Lord Summerisle, darklyshine, Amazon Herbs......., Fulla, Frodo, Randy, Winged Lightning, Captain Mike, Yo Weath, Lisa Marie, NetWinner, MOMAN!, s.phansavanh, SilverStar, FaceBone
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