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Punishing sinners since 6031 B.C.

Age: 99 years old
Sex: Female
Location: The Absolute Infinite,
Country: Djibouti Djibouti
Height: 1' 3"
BodyType: More to love!
Zodiac: Scorpio Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21)
Last Login: May 16, 2008 (115 days back)
I am Here For Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking.
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About Me

Read the Old Testament. It's all in there.

My Interests

creating
smiting
bowling
omniscience
omnipotence
omnipresence
virgins
deism
porno

I'd like to meet:


Krishna

The Holy Spirit

Mike, Shivvy and Brian Jay atGod says listen to good music! NOW!And seriously, I love everyone, but this guy is a Douchebag.
I created Douchebags, so I know one when I see one.

Books:

The Pentateuch. Duh!
Book of Enoch
anything "For Dummies"

Heroes:

myself
jesus
hulk hogan
buddah

My Background and Lifestyle

This is a private profile.
MaritalStatus: Swinger
Ethnicity: Other
SexualOrientation: Bisexual
Hometown: The Absolute Infinite
Religion: Atheist
Smoker: Yes
Drinker: Yes
Children: Proud parent
Education: Post grad
Occupation: Brahman
Income: $250,000 and Higher

My Pictures

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My Blog

some good questions. answered!

one of my constituents, kelly, wrote me recently asking some great questions. after i replied to her, i realized that many of you are probably wondering some of the same things. so, in the interest of...
Posted by God on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:37:00 PST

infinity years old

the problem for supreme beings such as myself who chose to have myspace pages is the fact that you can't say you're infinity years old, which is exactly how old i am. if you're listening tom, this is ...
Posted by God on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 07:48:00 PST

My Friends

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