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 Randal's Profile |
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This shit is so gay. |
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| Age: | 37 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Leonardo, NEW JERSEY |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 6' 0" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | Aug 10, 2006 (760 days back) |
About Me |
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| Watch the Clerks 2 Trailer: Copy and paste this code to add the Clerks 2 Trailer to your page. I don't believe in this networking shit. I only joined here so I can make fun of Dante and Becky - two total 'mo's I have the misfortune of working with, who were going on and on about this MySpace gayness one day in the office, when they thought I couldn't hear them. If you see either of these dorks, don't let them into your secret friend club, or whatever the fuck this is.That being said, if either of them have more friends than me, I'll kill myself. I can't let these two jackasses be more popular than me on a site I have no respect for. So friend-request me, and I'll add you, no matter who you are. |
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My Interests |
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| I'm interested in scabs. And Satan (read it and weep, Eli-ass!). | |
I'd like to meet:Someone who can explain why this MySpace shit's so popular. Get a life, people. |
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Music:King Diamond and most 80's speed/black metal. All other music sucks. |
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Movies:All movies suck nowadays. Nothing will ever top the original Star Wars trilogy. Anybody that says different is a complete fuck-nugget. |
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Television:There's nothing good on TV, so I use my TV to watch porn. |
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Books:Catcher in the Rye rules every other book ever written, because it recognizes the sheer volume of phonies in the world.I also like Stephen King's book Christine, because I hate the "shitters" too. |
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Heroes:Fictional: Ranger Danger Non-Fictional: Dante Hicks, for his courage in being an openly gay bottom. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Leonardo, NJ |
| Religion: | Agnostic |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | King of Mooby's |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
My Friends |
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Dante Hicks, Elias, Becky Scott, Jay, Emma, Kevin, Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash, Ray Wall Band, August Zimbal, kook, arlene2, Ryan, Michelle Lee Taylor, Ben, 333, B R O K E N™ A Tale by Alex Ferrari, the afterparty's at 3 or 4, Ain't it fun, RAYMOND, Concord, Al Lorraine, ©BIGBEN®, Squirrel Land (Welcome to the Darkness), J@Y, Im having so much fun with my friend being back, joe, Kristina, Skot Helm (GO TO WWW.MYSPACE.COM/SKOTWHELM, add me, (¯'·._)1 Day(¯'·._), She is the only one that i love she is my wife, Alexus Prime™, Marie [HBG], !/?One Love?/! "Jordan", DJ, Chris Behnan, Music Journalist, Writer, Stain, LadyStrange, Shamrocks&Shenanigans, !Tony Montano!, mike, It is real, COME CRAWLING FASTER(TRIBE), Chris why so serious, wishing I would have said yes, michael, TheFamilyJulz
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