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HI THERE, FACE HERE |
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| Age: | 19 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | we don't pump our own gas in, New Jersey |
| Country: |  United States |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 7, 2008 (532 days back) |
About Me |
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MIKEOWNSYOURFACE i got my crabs at the jersey shore leave me a comment! Body: mikeownsmyface! & i've probably been in your mouth [onthareal]: onthareal sometimes i miss the way things used to be ... i made my myspace in 2004. never ever ask me what i like to do for fun. that is way too complicated for me to try & answer. i know, my layout is sexy as hell . but don't copy it, srsly. yoshi has been my cursor for 2 years & 3 months. i wear the same necklace in like every picture. i'm not upset that steve irwin is dead. i'm short . do not be misled by my pictures. i don't smoke... anything. i don't share. if you want something, go get your own, freeloaders. i can't live without a cell phone. but i usually break mine every 3 weeks. i slur. sometimes i'm sarcastic . i DO NOT have an iPod. or a sidekick. i see no need. i have no direction in life & i'm not ashamed to admit it. i loved the '70s, '80s & '90s way before vh1 did. i've never been on a plane. i have absolutely no patience. whatsoever. i respond very well to peer pressure. the song on my page usually reflects my current emotions . i am jealous of people who have better things than me. i have issues with change. my nipples are large. boxers or briefs? - boxerbriefs. i'd love to punch danny tanner in the mouth. if you're gonna drive slow, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE FAST LANE! i cross my 7's. girls that say " && " aren't cute . i once met tommy lee. & to those of you have ACTUALLY taken the oppurtunity to upload 300 pictures of yourself on this website.. you're all ridiculous morons. it doesn't matter how hot you are, no one will search through 89 pictures of your face. that is all. ___________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________ [enjoy]: enjoy sleeping for long periods of time. sarcastic people. lips . attention! lots of attention. at all times. iced tea - snapple, arizona, lipton, all . the giving tree. burnt toast. 5.0 fox body mustangs . when people spell it dood. the smell of dead skunk. your mom in my bed. trailer park trash. super nintendo. text messages . heartbreaks. jack nicholson's eyebrows. ashton kutcher's nose. danielle . dunkaroos. TGIF of the '90s. trucker hats. wranglers . cinnamon applesauce. sex. proving people wrong. both vanilla ice & pauley shore. all aspects of the beach & surfing . ___________________________________________________________ [despise]: despise kids who are like 20 years old and kiss mom and dad's ass. DEFY YOUR PARENTS TOOLBAGS. carlos mencia - NOT FUNNY ! christmas music. pel's smelly mutts. people obsessed with their religion. take a deep breath freaks. vegetarians. eat meat you fuckers. basketball. people with yellow teeth . there are a million whitening products in the world - pick one & invest it in! napoleon dynamite. cheese . faux hawks. hair on the soap. when people blow smoke in my face. snow ! & winter. & cold in general. all breakfast foods, except waffles . pickles on my burger. melted icecream. the garden state parkway. hairy people ! uhhh do you enjoy being disgusting?? annoying children. all music by frank sinatra, dean martin, or any other members of "the rat pack". convertibles. m*a*s*h . virgins. people who piss all over the toilet. if you can't aim, go pee on a fence dipshits. poor people . FIX YOUR LIVES. anyone who is unaware that " the boys of summer " by the ataris is a cover ! RIDGEWOOD COPS!!! IF YOU ARE A RIDGEWOOD COP & YOU READ THIS, YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKER!!! DIEDIEDIE!!! ___________________________________________________________ [i am a leo] i am a leo the ruler of leo is the sun. the glyph is generally thought to represent the tail of the lion. it can also symbolize the heat or the creative energy of the sun. on entering the sign leo, the sun is said to exemplify cosmic splendor. the meaning attached to this seems to be that both the good & bad characteristics associated with leo are perpetual. through the ages, leo has signified the coming of the best growing season & thus reflects the abundant generosity of life. in this aspect ieo is seen as the ordained provider. ___________________________________________________________ personal traits the leo is a dominant, spontaneous, creative & extroverted character. they possess grace, dignity & an expansive personality. the lion is king of the animal kingdom, & an appropriate symbol for leo who tends to dominate his environment. ambitious, courageous, strong willed, positive, independent, self-confident are all words that describe the leo traits.leos were born to lead & are most effective when in a position of command. leos are straightforward & uncomplicated individuals who know what they want & pursue it with enthusiasm & a creative spirit.they are not easily daunted, & will persist through the most formidable of circumstances. they tend to be stubborn, & will hold onto a belief, or stick to a course of action through thick or thin.because of their positive nature, they tend to expect the best, & when things don't turn out as they had expected, they react immediately & badly. although, they may suffer from short bouts of depression when life doesn't meet their expectations, they bounce back quickly & move on with their normal cheerful & demonstrative nature. leos walks forward always, head held proudly & face turned towards the sun. ___________________________________________________________ positive traits leos possess a strong positive nature & don't shrink from any adverse circumstances. leos like to live on a grand scale. first class is the only way to go & luxury is comfort. in personal relationships, leo is open, sincere, genuine, trusting & generous. they are direct & to the point & lead with their emotions. leos are proud people, with an idealistic & humane nature. they are basically outgoing, happy, kind & generous. self expressive, intelligent & broad minded, they are philosophically inclined. main positive traits: dignity, will-power, generosity, loyalty, confidence, ambitious. ___________________________________________________________ negative traits although outgoing, spontaneous, warm-hearted & straight forward, a tragic flaw in leo is gullibility. they are too trusting & generous to people they like & love. they are not good judges of character & are inclined to treat those close to them as if they were perfect beings incapable of wrongdoing. because no one can possibly live up to this kind of expectation, leos are often disappointed. they do recover quickly however, & may have numerous love affairs . their love of pleasure & beauty, & their expectation of perfection drives them from one attractive partner to another. quick tempered, blunt & nasty when they have been affronted, they are deeply hurt by malice or hostility. leos can be too sensitive to personal criticism, & when their dominance is threatened they can go into a sudden rage. main negative traits: conceited, arrogant, laziness. ___________________________________________________________ profession in professional life, they do well in a career where there is room at the top. in the political arena, they keep going until they reach a powerful position in government. in business, you can find leos as president or chairmans or on the board of directors. they always strive for a position of leadership. they are excellent organizers, managers & leaders. many of them go into business for themselves. they are ambitious by nature, & prefer to take charge & delegate. leos possess a strong creative & dramatic bend, & you will find many in the theater & film industry. they become stars of stage or screen, talented musicians, or well known painters. whatever they choose, they make sure they steal the limelight. ___________________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________________ |
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I'd like to meet:vanilla ice gilbert gottfried betty white bret michaels marky mark christopher walken ashton kutcher jason bateman aaron carter don knotts; r.i.p. jessica rabbit duff mckagan ferris bueller pauley shore kelly kapowski al bundy ace ventura flava flaaav chandler bing jesse camp chuck norris jayne mansfield; r.i.p. goliath (the cartoon gargoyle) rodney dangerfield; r.i.p. zack morris william beckett gene grey ryan donowho linka from captain planet charo zsa zsa gabor johnny cage this myspace layout was created by mikeownsyourface |
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Music:30 seconds to mars36 crazyfists the 69 eyes a change of pace a dozen furies a love like pi a static lullaby a thorn for every heart AARON CARTER the academy is... acceptance action action across five aprils AFI aiden alexisonfire alkaline trio amber pacific american head charge anberlin and then i turned seven angels & airwaves april sixth aries armor for sleep the arrival as i lay dying the ataris atreyu audio bullys the audition autopilot off autumn's fall avenged sevenfold band of horses baumer the beautiful mistake best interest big city rock billy talent the birthday massacre bleed the dream blessthefall blind melon blindside bon jovi boys night out brand new the bravery breaking point bryan adams bullet for my valentine burning bright cartel chevelle chronic future CHUMBAWAMBA circa survive CKY the click five cobra starship comeback kid copeland the dandy warhols darkest hour dear whoever death cab for cutie the december drive def leppard dexy's midnight runners die trying dj lhasa dj sammy don henley dredg the early november emanuel enter shikari envy on the coast ESMÉ eve 6 the exies the faint the fall of troy fall out boy fast for fear of choking fear before the march of flames fennec ferry corsten finch flyleaf the fray free element freeze pop from first to last fuel the fully down funeral for a friend the f-ups gary jules gatsby's american dream glassjaw goldfinger greeley estates green day groove coverage guns n' roses halifax HANSON haste the day hawk nelson hawthorne heights head automatica hellogoodbye hidden in plain view high holy days HIM hit the lights the hives hollywood undead the honorary title hoobastank hopesfall hot hot heat hot rod circuit the hush sound idiot pilot ill nino interpol it dies today it's like love jack's mannequin jamisonparker the jealous sound jesse mccartney jimmy eat world jojo journey judas priest the juliana theory june the junior varsity jupiter sunrise justin timberlake kaiser chiefs killradio killswitch engage lady sovereign ladytron last winter the legion of doom len less than jake letterfive LFO the libertines lorene drive lostprophets louie devito lovedrug lucas prada lucky boys confusion mae marcy playground marky mark & the funky bunch massive attack matchbook romance mayday parade maxeen mew midtown miles away moments in grace morningwood motion city soundtrack mötley crüe mudvayne mxpx my chemical romance mynx nelly furtado new found glory new kids on the block no motiv northern room northstar not by choice novice the number twelve looks like you october fall off by one the outfield panic! at the disco papa roach paramore pedestrian's motor people under the stairs pillar plain white t's poison poison the well the postal service quietdrive the ramones the receiving end of sirens the red jumpsuit aparatus red lipstick letter reggie & the full effect relient k rise against robots in disguise rock kills kid the rocket summer rooney rx bandits saliva sanctus real saosin saves the day scary kids scaring kids the scorpions the secret machines self against city senses fail shadows fall shinedown shiny toy guns the shore silverstein skid row skindred slipknot smile empty soul snow patrol something corporate soundtrack of our lives sparta the spill canvas spitalfield sr-71 stafford the starting line story of the year straylight run streetlight manifesto the strokes stutterfly sugarcult sullivan sum 41 the summer obsession switchfoot taking back sunday terminal third eye blind this providence three days grace thrice thursday trapt trivium trust company UB40 underoath the unseen unwritten law the used valencia velvet revolver waking ashland wang chung warrant whitesnake with broken wings yesterday's rising zebrahead & 867-5309 |
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Movies:ace ventura: pet detectiveairheads aladdin angels in the outfield batman begins batman returns billy madison blank check blue crush the breakfast club broken lizard's club dread the butterfly effect camp nowhere can't hardly wait captain ron casper the departed DETROIT ROCK CITY disturbia dodgeball don't tell mom the babysitter's dead eurotrip ferris bueller's day off for richer or poorer forrest gump free willy gone in 60 seconds the goonies the great race the guardian hocus pocus hollywood homicide home alone homeward bound hook it's a mad mad mad mad world JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK jumanji jungle 2 jungle liar liar life as a house the lion king the lost boys the man without a face THE MIGHTY DUCKS murder by death my cousin vinny national lampoon's senior trip national lampoon's vacation old school raising arizona rat race reno 911!: miami road trip rookie of the year ruthless people sandlot tommy boy turistas WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S who framed roger rabbit? wild america |
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Television:the adventures of pete & petethe adventures of sonic the hedgehog beverly hills: 90210 bobby's world boy meets world bug juice charles in charge darkwing duck doogie howser duckman espn 8: the ocho the facts of life family matters full house fuse gargoyles grounded for life house of carters king of queens legends of the hidden temple mxc reno 911! rocko's modern life salute your shorts saved by the bell seinfeld the o.c. the simpsons step by step the suite life of zack & cody talespin teenage mutant ninja turtles that '70s show the wonder years |
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Books:if you give a mouse a cookiethe catcher in the rye the berenstain bears the giving tree hatchet the mouse & the strawberry the things they carried to kill a mockingbird I HATE 1984! |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | stalk me |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | In college |
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my fakers & PROOF pictures |
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| about fakerscurrent fakers: http://www.myspace.com/70762833http://www.myspace.com/770700
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5120http://www.myspace.com/88893902http://www.myspac... Posted by mikeownsyourface on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 09:47:00 PST |
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| please enjoy the various photographs my friends & i have of our mustangs:
1990 5.0 - mikeownsyourface1996 Cobra - koop1997 GT - sal1999 GT - tyler2002 GT (black) - peter2003 Mach 1 (black)... Posted by mikeownsyourface on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 02:51:00 PST |
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♥ danielle ♥, Tommy Lee, SAOSIN, FUSE.TV, William™, JOHN from MYSPACE, A Change of Pace, Greeley Estates, Senses Fail, [Guilty], stephanieBARBIE, FREE ELEMENT *In studio now*, Dk.Bruh, ananana™, Cartel, ESMÉ, Cpt. James Sparrow, JON ASHER - Check out my NEW MUSIC!, -D-D-D-, Brian, @©, Amber, TAYLOR [THROWDOWN]™
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