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 Chris Machete's Profile |
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He's more machine now than man; twisted and evil. |
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| Location: | Port Perry, Ontario |
| Country: |  Canada |
| Last Login: | Sep 24, 2007 (794 days back) |
About Me |
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| My name is Chris. I was the lead singer/guitar for such bands as "Mr.Machete" and "Chuck Calibre". My new project is called "Way Past Dead". I put my solo tunes up here on this site. This aint no big production. This is Rock And Roll. I own a music School/studio called the Home of the Music and currently have over 30 students. I like campy/ cheesy movies, toys, books, other nerdy stuff like Sci -Fi. I adamantly worship the band KISS, EDDIE VAN HALEN, STAR WARS, STANZIG and the MICRONAUTS. | |
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Music:Member Since: 3/29/2006Band Members: Chris Machete Influences: Ace Frehley, Matthew Sweet, Van Halen, Everclear, the Gin Blossoms, the Almighty Trigger Happy, Paul McCartney, Stanzig, Kiss, Neil Young, Darth Nolan, Motley Crue, Paul Gilbert, Fleetwood Mac, Jay Adams, Pantera, Star Wars, Kids in the Hall, Steve Vai, Sloan, Anthrax, Ratt, Metallica, Bon Scott AC/DC, Eddie Money, Squeeze, Steely Dan, Asia, Death Angel, Gerry Rafferty, Boba Fett, The Outfield, Guns N Roses, the Who, Joe Satriani. Sounds Like: rock and roll Type of Label: None |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| Occupation: | Music Artist (Rock / Pop / Metal) |
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Expansion Pack |
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| Rockin is my business and teachin is good.
I'm expanding my music school. Hired another teacher. Wow, success! I've got some serious talent coming out the pipe. Some of these dudes and dudets are... Posted by Chris Machete on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:41:00 PST |
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DRUMMER NEEDED! |
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| I have a new band called WAY PAST DEAD. High energy rock/metal. We will be playing only ORDER 66 from this site....other songs are not recorded yet. Drop me a line if interested. Must be from the Shwa... Posted by Chris Machete on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:54:00 PST |
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New songs and fancy pants |
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| Yes...a new song. It's based on a character I created in the Mr.Machete days. Speaking of which.......plans are to have a renuniun of sorts here in my home studio/jamroom/smokin den/Star Wars facility... Posted by Chris Machete on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 03:44:00 PST |
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Don't Do It. |
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| Top 10 things NOT to do this Christmas.
10. Buy the new Superman movie. (the villian is Lex Luthor again, and no one "forgets" Richard Pryor.)
9. Have sex with someone you work with. (working wi... Posted by Chris Machete on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:35:00 PST |
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Who's better? |
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| Van Halen or Kiss?
Posted by Chris Machete on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:07:00 PST |
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I remember.... |
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| ....when it was incredibly hard to find another person who liked the band KISS. I remember when all my friends lived in the same town as me...hell I remember when all my friends lived on the same stre... Posted by Chris Machete on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:29:00 PST |
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So your a |
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| Well you better have a sence of humour. Cause lets be serious here. There is really not a lot of money making opportunities goin on. Do you do it for love?,,,,, attention?,,,, $?,,,, or did "IT " choo... Posted by Chris Machete on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:23:00 PST |
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new songs new blog. |
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| That's right, 3 new flav...... er ,,,, 2 new songs. These are 1st mix and pre mastered. They are also the first 2 tracks on my upcoming disk. Your gonna find a few references to some old tunes I love,... Posted by Chris Machete on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 03:55:00 PST |
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New Song |
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| The new tune is a Stanzig, Machete joint. Cody's is an old tune by Zig's old band the Philbins...... the Van Halen ending is new. Ha. Stanzig on bass, vocals and drums...... Machete on guitar, vocals ... Posted by Chris Machete on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 03:03:00 PST |
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Fukin A! |
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| The best guitar riff ever played is in "Unchained" by Van Halen. Whats that?.... You disagree?......Sorry, I cant understand you with that wang in your mouth.
Loadin yer MySpace page with "friend... Posted by Chris Machete on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:48:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Zig, Edward Van Halen, Church of Halen, Edward, DARTH VADER, Mr. Machete, Opposite of Blue, Vintage Toy of the Day, The Original KISS ARMY, I Hate Sally, Evan, Way Past Dead, plasticfetish, Princess Leia©, brent, Man With Target (New song up!!!!), The Lorax, PantArielle, ~!Scott!~(sic) [1.5k], Peter Criss figure '78, Pure Rock Fury!!!!!
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