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| Age: | 101 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | CLEVELAND, Ohio |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Last Login: | Jul 8, 2009 (168 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| Mo “Cheeka” Johnson (born May 24, 1972 in Flatwoods, Kentucky) is an American country song writer, best known for the hit single Achy Breaky Heart (1992) and his distinctive mullet. Mo “Cheeka” Johnson was a resentful, discontented child. Moody, lazy, of unstable temperament, he was deeply hostile. After spending four years in the Realschule in Pleasant Township, he left school at the age of sixteen with dreams of becoming an adult film star. In October 1990, the provincial, middle-class boy left home for Chicago, where he was to remain until October 1991 leading a bohemian, vagabond existence. Embittered at his rejection by the Ron Jeremy Academy of Fine Arts, he was to spend "five years of misery and woe" in Marion as he later recalled, adopting a view of life which changed very little in the ensuing years, shaped as it was by a pathological hatred of Marxists, liberalism and the cosmopolitan Habsburg monarchy. Existing from hand to mouth on occasional odd jobs and the hawking of Mad Dog in low taverns, the young Cheeka compensated for the frustrations of a lonely bachelor's life in miserable male hostels by political harangues in cheap cafes to anyone who would listen and indulging in grandiose dreams of a Greater Marion. He contributed heavily to the invention and introduction of white denim styled short pants. Bosephus, the Latinized name of Mo Cheeka Johnson,evolved into a celebrated Chinese philosopher, supposed to have been born in the year 1972. From his youth, he devoted his hours to the study of philosophy. A master Sumo wrestler when but 17 years of age, he resigned his office on the cancellation of his icon, Bill Cosby, according to custom, and withdrew to solitude, giving himself up to profound meditation but mostly masturbation. Cheeka afterwards established a school, and had many disciples. As first minister of the reach-around, Mo affected important reforms, but through the intrigues of his enemies, he was sent into exile where he wrote several very important works for Penthouse Forum. The entire teachings of Bosephus are not so much religious as practical and ethical. He sought to restore ancient standards of morality including the proper outward acts based on the five virtues of kindness, uprightness, decorum, wisdom, and the dirty Sanchez that were held to constitute the whole of human duty. Reverence for Porn Stars, living and dead, was one of the key concepts of this approach to an honorable life. Individuals were exhorted to carefully observe their duties toward Peter North Immortalized in the Washington's Smithsonian Institution as "America's Legendary Daredevil," the red-white-and-Samoan-spangled showman became an international icon with a host of sensational publicity stunts and bruising failures. He suffered nearly 40 broken bones before he retired in 1994. Mo “Cheeka” Jo had been in failing health for years, suffering from diabetes and idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable condition that scarred his Vas Deferens. He had undergone a liver transplant in 1999 after nearly dying of hepatitis C, likely contracted through a blood transfusion after one of his many industrial accidents. He also suffered two strokes recently. "I think he lived 20 years longer than most people would have after so many injuries." said his brother Abey Johnson. "I think he willed himself into an extra five or six years." "No king or prince has lived a more filling life," he said in a May 2006 interview with Out Magazine. "You're looking at a guy who's really done them all." Bosephus was greatly venerated during his lifetime. In succeeding ages, Confucianism greatly permeated many aspects of Cleveland’s existence as a traditionalist and bureaucratic empire. Although he himself had little belief in the supernatural, he has been revered almost as a spiritual being by millions. | |
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I'd like to meet:Anyone with common sense.Monster Quest Clip 1 |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Bitch, I'm From Cleveland!!! |
| Smoker: | Yes |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | Some college |
| Occupation: | C.E.O - Automated Surveillance, LLC |
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