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| Age: | 34 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | LOS ANGELES, California |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Last Login: | Dec 19, 2009 (0 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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I was born to poor Columbian farm workers. At age 6, I saw my father beaten to death by roaming banditos, and my mother forced into servitude. It was then that I decided never to trust roaming banditos again, and stick to the ones who have homes.
I joined Las Cucarachas Paramilitary Extreme when I was 10, and held the lives of many desperate bean farmers as mere playthings. I worked my way into the dark and smelly socks of the Cali mob, and became known as El Jeffe 'Funk Fingers' Coletti. After many brutal years of conquest and pillage, as well as several hundred bean farmer's daughters later, I am now the Top Llama in the Cartel, and rule my vast empire with an iron fisted boot. |
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Matt Burch's Mom |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Colorado Springs |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Education: | Grad / professional school |
| Occupation: | CARTEL HEAD |
My Blog |
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9 / 11 |
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| Never Forget Posted by on Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:29:00 GMT |
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4th of July |
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| Today is the 4th of July, and it's become a tradition of mine to remind people of their fundamental birthright as Americans.This is the day people can light things on fire, and blame it on loving thei... Posted by on Sat, 04 Jul 2009 14:05:00 GMT |
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Apparently, I'm a pretty good shot! |
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| I am quite glad to report that I am apparently a deadly accurate shot with a 1911 Colt .45 pistol.I went to a shooting range today, because I want to buy a pistol before Uncle Obama, and NitWit Pelosi... Posted by on Sun, 15 Mar 2009 21:20:00 GMT |
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Predictions for the Obama Presidency |
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| I really like this....My Predictions for the Obama Presidency Nowthat America has shown us all that affirmative action even works inpolitics, Ive compiled... Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 18:20:00 GMT |
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Who Am I ? |
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| I was raised in one country but my father was born in another. I was not his only child, He fathered several children with a number of women. I became very close to my mother because ... Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 02:49:00 GMT |
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What you’re voting for |
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| Shocked by an ill-understood financial crisis, panicky American voters are poised to elect a staunch leftist on Tuesday to serve as their 44th president The U.S. presidential election campaign that i... Posted by on Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:22:00 GMT |
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4th of July |
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| Today is the 4th of July, and it's become a tradition of mine to remind people of their fundamental birthright as Americans.This is the day people can light things on fire, and blame it on loving thei... Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 16:07:00 GMT |
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George... |
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| Now I know I'm getting old. All my childhood friends are dying. George Carlin was pretty much the narrative of my life from about age 8 through my 20's at least... I remember my Mom ... Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 23:59:00 GMT |
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Appeasement is STILL not the answer |
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| "Some seem to believe we should negotiate with terrorists and radicals, as if some ingenious argument will persuade them they have been wrong all along. We have an obligation to call this what i... Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 14:32:00 GMT |
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Big News |
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| So, I applied for a different job within Southern California Edison back in December. After testing, resumes, interviews etc. I finally GOT THE JOB!!I will be working in the Design and Planning ... Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:07:00 GMT |
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