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 Jonathon THE IMPALER Sharkey Future President 2008's Profile |
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UNLIKE MOST POLITICIANS I WILL NOT TRY TO HIDE MY EVIL SIDE |
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| Age: | 43 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Union County, New Jersey |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 10" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Zodiac: |  Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19) |
| Last Login: | Nov 1, 2007 (739 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| MY NAME IS JONATHON "THE IMPALER" SHARKEY AND I AM RUNNING FOR THE PRESIDENCY IN 2008............. MANY OF YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN ME ON THE NEWS OR HEARD ME ON THE RADIO. I AM ASKING FOR EVERYONE TO PLEASE FORGET ABOUT MY RELIGIOUS BELIEFS. YES I AM A SATANIC VAMPYRE, AND A HECATE WITCH....... THAT IS NOT WHAT I AM RUNNING ON.......... IT'S VERY SIMPLE, IF YOU WANT TO LIVE IN PEACE AND HAVE CHILD MOLESTORS, RAPISTS, KILLERS, DRUG DEALERS AND TERRORISTS IMPALED, INSTEAD OF GETTING OFF EASY THEN VOTE FOR ME. IT'S THAT SIMPLE... I WILL BRING AMERICANS PEACE OF MIND...I AM ALSO THE SUBJECT OF AN INDEPENDENT MOVIE DOCUMENTARY ABOUT MY RUN...WWW.IMPALERTHEMOVIE.COM...CHECK IT OUT... You scored as Elegant dark, You are "Elegant Dark".You regard darkness as something not depressing,but beautiful and elegant.You are most likely a reflective,pensive person,and you like "pretty" dark things like darker poetry, literature, music, and Victorian clothing. A good band for you to listen to would be Nightwish, a combination of metal and opera. Elegant dark 86% Fallen 71% Murderous/Scary Dark 71% Naturally Dark 43% What is your level of darkness? created with QuizFarm.comHard Rock Hallelujah (Live at Eurovision Song Contest 2006) Add to My Profile | More Videos Which God or Goddess are you like? Your Result: Satan You are dEvil.You love to make people cring, and you also laugh and heckle Jesus while his back is turned. You have a weird sense of humor, but somehow it works. Many fear you, and thats the way you like it. Congatulations!! You are Satan!! God Zeus The Christian God Jesus You are your own God or Goddess Budha Goddess Bast Goddess Sekhemet Which God or Goddess are you like? Make Your Own Quiz Premade Layouts From xgenerators.com ..
You are The MagicianSkill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity. Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing, you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive. The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil. What Tarot Card are You? |
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My Interests |
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| Unlike most politicians I will not hide my evil side. | |
I'd like to meet:THE VOTING PUBLIC! |
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Music:Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen, Frank Sinatra, Kiss, Alice Cooper, |
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Movies:ANY FILMS THAT INCLUDE IMPALING PEOPLE WHO HAVE IT COMMIN' TO THEM, ALL; Underworld, Dracula, Rocky, Rambo, Star Wars, Iron Eagle, Batman, Spiderman movies. As well as Titanic, Ultraviolet, The American President, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, The Crow (Brandon Lee's) |
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Books:The Satanic Bible, Any books on Vlad "The Impaler", Any books on American history, and the Bible |
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Heroes:Vlad "The Impaler", JFK, Lucifer, Hecate, The Greek God Aries |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Elizabeth, New Jersey |
| Religion: | Other |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | Post grad |
| Occupation: | To be the next President of USA |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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My Blog |
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The Impaler Sings With Dean Guitars |
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| IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Ocean County, New Jersey
23 Oct 07
2008 VWP Party Presidential Candidate Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey has just signed with Dean Guitars regarding his music career.
&n... Posted by Jonathon THE IMPALER Sharkey Future President 2008 on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:44:00 PST |
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I Have A New VIT! |
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| Greetings In Blood,
I am happy to announce I have a NEW VIT! She goes by the name of; Vampire Angel. She is 18, and has caught my eye.
Angel wants to become a Creature of The Night! After Spree... Posted by Jonathon THE IMPALER Sharkey Future President 2008 on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:49:00 PST |
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I’ve Been shot.... |
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| Greetings In Blood,
I have been shot through the heart, and I've had it!
As you all know, I humbly apologized to Meranda and her father for what occurred in August when Meranda's father ... Posted by Jonathon THE IMPALER Sharkey Future President 2008 on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 09:18:00 PST |
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Two News Songs |
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Two New Songs
Greetings In Blood,
I am pleased to announce that two news songs have been added to my profile. These songs are: All Shook Up and Loving You.
Go to: www.myspace.com/jonathonquot... Posted by Jonathon THE IMPALER Sharkey Future President 2008 on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:39:00 PST |
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It’s A Wrap! |
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| Greetings In Blood,
I have just finished recording my first album/CD; "A Vampyre Sings Elvis Love Songs." It will be available in 4-6 weeks through Sang Vamp Records.
Tomorrow I will post on my music... Posted by Jonathon THE IMPALER Sharkey Future President 2008 on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 02:14:00 PST |
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The Imapler Live! |
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| Greetings in Blood,
For those wanting to hear me live, please go to my music page, and check at the dates you can hear or see me live.
www.myspace.com.com/jonathonquottheimpalerquot
I have two booked... Posted by Jonathon THE IMPALER Sharkey Future President 2008 on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 10:37:00 PST |
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The Song Meranda To Be... |
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| Greetings In Blood,
I have decided to go full scale involving the song I wrote Meranda, properly named after my love Meranda.
Though I have a rock/metal/gothic heart, while at Kansas State... Posted by Jonathon THE IMPALER Sharkey Future President 2008 on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 08:27:00 PST |
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The Impaler At The White House |
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| Greetings In Blood,
The American vampyre was at The White House toeday, with a reporter from CBS News. The story should run this weekend, and I will post the video on this page.
I have the greatest Se... Posted by Jonathon THE IMPALER Sharkey Future President 2008 on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:44:00 PST |
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It's A Kind A Magik |
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| Greetings In Blood My Friends,
After years of people talking to me about recording an album/CD, especially after winning a singing contesting in Minnesota in October 2005, I have finally decide... Posted by Jonathon THE IMPALER Sharkey Future President 2008 on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 04:55:00 PST |
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Please Answer These Questions |
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| 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. Ho... Posted by Jonathon THE IMPALER Sharkey Future President 2008 on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 10:07:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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