DANI LAD IS WEST AS FUCK! :)

(If you're wondering what the hellll I'm on about, do not hesitate to ask)

So...how could I sum myself up? Well, I paint my fingernails black, I have the manners of a pig and the mouth of a fishwife half the time - unless I'm behaving myself (which by the way isn't very often). I'm a fucking hybrid who listens to screamo and hardcore, yet I have a love of classic trance/hardhouse. I have a strange dress sense and I puff my hair out to the size of the eiffel tower.

Fuck the norm, weird is the way to be.

Gross .Rude.Obscene.Potty Mouth.Disgusting.Vile.Obnoxious.Unlady-like.

Problem?

Birthday: 7th May, 1990
Sign: THE BULL
Eyes: Big blue boy catchers with a brown smudge
Dress sense: aha not your average

I act like a boy most of the time - hence the nickname.

Never take me serious...EVER!

Sometimes when I laugh, I snort like a pig, ha ha - but when I laugh too much, I get really bad hiccups.

I don't get why people photoshop their pictures to fuck and photoshop all their makeup on so they look like something out of Chucky. I just apply my makeup with my hands like most normal people do.

OBNOXIOUS IS THE WAY FORWARD!!!

I'm studying for a degree in English Lit with English Lang, which makes me a book geeekkkkk.

Butttt....I do have a gooddddd social life, too. I get the best of both worlds.

& NOW I KNOW THAT CHEEKY VIMTO IS NOT ACTUALLY REAL VIMTO - which explains the huge bruise on my arse after flying backwards off my chair.

I'm a spack. I fall over too much, my legs are always covered in bruises, I fall for anything - which is annoyingly gay, 'cos SOME people like to take things TOO far. Oh - and anything with alcohol in it gets me off my rocket.

I BURP extremely loud. BREATHE IN THE FUMES!!!

I'm actually proud of being disgusting. It's funny.

I've got an extremely vivid and overactive imagination - and I turn most things people say into something sexual.

I walk like a plonker in a pair of heels - and if you ever decide to come on a night out with me, you will more than likely end up carrying me home.

NOW WE'D ALL HAVE A GOOD WANK OVER THIS!

Shit, I think I've leaked already. HA HA