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JOIN THE ARMY OF THE UNDEAD!! |
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| Age: | 33 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
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| Height: | 5' 11" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
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| Last Login: | Jan 28, 2008 (697 days back) |
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About Me |
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| MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile GeneratorMONNY'S MORTUARY - NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESSClick the link and head on over to join the Mortician.You'll be really glad you did! Games, Competitions, ARMY OF THE UNDEAD and more!GO VISIT THESE GUYS - YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU DID!!! | |
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| JOIN THE ORIGINAL 'ARMY OF THE UNDEAD' MONNY'S MORTUARY - NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESSJOIN THE ARMY OF THE UNDEAD SIMPLY SEND YOUR EMAIL TO MONNY'S MORTUARY DIRECTLY (MONNYSMORTUARY@BTINTERNET.COM) AND YOU WILL BE SENT A SHORT QUESTIONAIRE TO FILL IN FOR THE DETAILS ON YOUR PERSONAL DEATH CERTIFICATE.DON'T DELAY - DIE TODAY!!!*****ALL NEW ARMY OF THE UNDEAD MEMBERSHIPS.*****These stunning new items will consist of A ZOMBIE PORTRAIT A PERSONAL DEATH CERTIFICATE A MONNY'S MORTUARY TOE TAG A ZOMBIE ID CARD ******PLUS******* A PERSONAL ENROLLMENT FORM A PERSONAL ARMY OF THE UNDEAD T-SHIRT!!!Each t-shirt has your very own zombie image in the gunsite and an individual rank and serial number. All recruits will start at Private Ranking. Then following a years service the option to relist at the next rank in the army (lieutenant, etc.) First years membership will be around £30 / $60. The following year will be at a considerable discount. Contact The Mortician with questions and comments.Visit www.monnysmortuary.com for all your macabre needsYou'll be really glad you did! Games, Competitions, ARMY OF THE UNDEAD and more! | |
I'd like to meet:MONNY'S MORTUARY - NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESSGO TO WWW.MONNYSMORTUARY.COM TO SEE MOREGO TO WWW.MONNYSMORTUARY.COM TO SEE MOREGO TO WWW.MONNYSMORTUARY.COM TO SEE MORE |
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Music:MONNY'S MORTUARY - NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS |
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Television:MONNY'S MORTUARY - NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESSFree PC GamesClick the link and head on over to join the Mortician.You'll be really glad you did! Games, Competitions, ARMY OF THE UNDEAD and more! |
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Books:MONNY'S MORTUARY - NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS |
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Heroes:MONNY'S MORTUARY - NOW OPEN FOR BUSINESS |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Married |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Religion: | Other |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Education: | College graduate |
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BECOME IMMORTAL |
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| HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO BECOME IMMORTAL.MONNY'S MORTUARY IS SOON TO BE LAUNCHING A HORROR THEMED ZOMBIE COMIC BOOK AND WEBSITE AND WE ARE GIVING ONE LUCKY FIEND THE CHANCE TO BE IMMORTALISED IN IT.HOWEV... Posted by The Mortician on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:00:00 PST |
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WANNA BE A ZOMBIE FRIEND? |
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| Click the link and head on over to join the Mortician.
http://zombiefriends.com
You'll be really glad you did! Games, Competitions, ARMY OF THE UNDEAD and more!... Posted by The Mortician on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 10:04:00 PST |
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TOO LITTLE TOO LATE |
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| The useless assholes at myspace have finally sorted the problems they were having and got my account up and running again. However for me this is too little too late. 6 days of sending emails and NOT ... Posted by The Mortician on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:03:00 PST |
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ZOMBIE IMAGE REQUESTS |
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| OK HERE'S THE BREAKDOWN ON HOW IT WORKS IF YOU WANT A ZOMBIE IMAGE. IT'S COMPLETELY FREE. YOU ONLY PAY IF YOU WANNA JOIN THE ARMY OF THE UNDEAD AS A FULL MEMBER.
1. SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST.
2. SEND M... Posted by The Mortician on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 03:53:00 PST |
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DON'T DELAY - DIE TODAY |
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| JOIN THE ORIGINAL 'ARMY OF THE UNDEAD'I HAVE BEEN TO THE PRINTERS TODAY AND WE HAVE THE ALL CLEAR ON THE PERSONAL ZOMBIE T-SHIRTS!SO IF YOU WANT TO JOIN THE ARMY OF THE UNDEAD ON JULY 1ST THEN YOU NEE... Posted by The Mortician on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:10:00 PST |
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JOIN THE 'ORIGINAL ARMY OF THE UNDEAD' |
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| Monny's Mortuary has some amazing new goodies coming as part of our new website launch JULY 1st (put it on your calenders) Probably the most anticipated of these will be the -*****ALL NEW ARMY OF THE... Posted by The Mortician on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:53:00 PST |
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