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benjamin

benjamin's Profile

Age: 29 years old
Sex: Male
Location: Honolulu, HAWAII
Country: United States United States
Last Login: Jun 12, 2009 (195 days back)
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About Me

I've been blinded by the brightest of lights and the darkest of the depths, but one thing has always remained the same: rascal scooters driven by the morbidly obese crack me up.

My Interests

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My Background and Lifestyle

SexualOrientation: Straight
Education: College graduate
Occupation: Hero

My Blog

Morning Sauce

At 6:25 AM, on a muggy February morning, in front of the Amari Ocean Tower hotel in Northern Pattaya, a fat American male, approximately 30 years of age, strolled out of the lobby of the hotel with a ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 06:45:00 GMT

Yeah, I Lift

Yeah, I Lift. After getting done with Quads and Biceps, I'll drink a thousand grams of Protein. No Sweat. I mean, lots of sweat. And it takes guts. If you don't got the guts, get right the fuck out of...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:48:00 GMT

Mountain Douche Bag

This morning, when I woke up, I noticed that the wristband from the Club was still on my wrist and was no longer serving a purpose. I decided that there it would remain. There was also a faded stamp, ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 07:11:00 GMT

R.I.P. I-Ho

It was a fitting homecoming of sorts: over a foot of snow on the ground, Busch beer still available on tap. Not much has changed in the sleepy prison-town of Cambridge Springs, Pennsylvania. In fact, ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 02:30:00 GMT

Barry Bonds has an arm like a little girl.

As a young buck, I followed the Pittsburgh Pirates religiously. By 'young buck,' I'm talking about the early 90's, just before Nirvana's big splash onto the music scene. Bobby Brown and Vanilla Ice do...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 17:06:00 GMT

Don't Forget Your Pancakes

I stood motionless. My eyes fixed upon the strange wart-like growth on the head of the soldier in front of me. I could hear the voices, angry and now pitched to a weary and hoarse bellow, interminglin...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 02:10:00 GMT

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