New England Lung Chowda's Profile |
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Waiter,there's a soccer mom in my soup! |
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| Age: | 40 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Mauschwitz, California |
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| Height: | 5' 11" |
| BodyType: | Average |
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| Last Login: | Jul 14, 2008 (542 days back) |
About Me |
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| MAKER OF PRETTY PICTURES - MORE ATROCITIES IN THE WORKS - WEBSITE COMING SOON p align
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:WHAT I'D LIKE TO EAT: DEFORMITY OF MY FEET: HOW 'BOUT THIS HEAT? |
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Television:A television set is completely useless unless it's augmented with a vcr or dvd player in order to watch the films listed above. |
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Books:To paraphrase Robert Fripp: "Me and a book is a party.Me,a book, and a cup of coffee is an orgy".Essential Authors(A VERY brief sampler): Anton LaVey Henry Rollins George Carlin Doug Kenney John Edward Lawson H.P. Lovecraft Alan Moore Frank Miller Richard Dawkins Gavin Badderley Iceberg Slim Daniel Bukszpan Katherine Dunn Robert Arthur Robert Greene William S. Burroughs Neil Gaiman Robert Mayer Thomas Harris Grant Morrison A few all-time favorite books: Super Folks Geek Love The Satanic Bible The Devil's Notebook Satan Speaks Incredibly Strange Music vols. I & II Ghosts And More Ghosts Andy Kaufman Revealed! Black Coffee Blues Do I Come Here Often? Smile,You're Traveling Broken Summers Miles:The Autobiography The God Delusion I Killed Black Indians Lucifer Rising Last Burn In Hell Play Dead Cult Flicks + Trash Pics Hannibal The Dark Knight Returns V For Vendetta Watchmen various art books and periodicals BBW porn guitar/bass magazines and catalogues (just as good as BBW porn,sometimes better) Many books have been savored over the years. However,the tip of the iceberg is barely scratched.Books are still "The Undiscovered Country". If a book was a woman,I'd fuck it deep.Fortunately,my woman shares the same attitude.She would probably fuck her entire Abe Lincoln collection alone,if she could.That works... |
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Heroes:New England Lung Chowda |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | Black / African descent |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Providence,R.I. |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | College graduate |
| Occupation: | Artist/carnivore/disco hustler |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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I write the blogs that make the young girls cry |
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| These thoughts have to land somewhere.Might as well be here...What the fuck is so great about Abstract Art?Where's the talent?I like abstraction as an ELEMENT of a piece,but not as the piece itself.I ... Posted by New England Lung Chowda on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:48:00 PST |
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Outliving Your Enemies,Part 666 |
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| Jerry Falwell had a bad heartA self-righteous pig from the very start"Tinky's a fag,you'll see the light!"Said this icon of the religious right"Christ is Lord,Christ is risen!"This preacher bellowed o... Posted by New England Lung Chowda on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:07:00 PST |
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New England Lung Chowda:The Rolling Stone Interview |
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| 1. Where were you on July 4th 2006?As far away from the general public as possible.2. How did you get the idea for your MySpace name?Bronchitis has a way of fostering creativity.3. What song are you l... Posted by New England Lung Chowda on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 11:37:00 PST |
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In The Sunshine Of Your Lunch |
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| Quick!Run to the kitchen!Pull out your sharpest tool...and skin your face.Press what's left of your face against the blankest wall in your house.Keep it there for half a minute.Slowly peel away only t... Posted by New England Lung Chowda on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 12:09:00 PST |
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Afros,Mohawks,and why I have no use for Black History Month |
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| Yes,you read right- I,a black man in modern day America,don't participate in so-called "Black History Month".Not only does it leave me cold,but I personally find it alittle insulting and degrading.Lem... Posted by New England Lung Chowda on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 07:52:00 PST |
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Three-headed baby born with 6 assholes |
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| Thu Feb 2,2:38pm ET Associated Press BENNETT, Colo. - Some parents in this prairie town are angry with an elementary school music teacher for showing pupils a video about... Posted by New England Lung Chowda on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 11:03:00 PST |
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Trivial Caca |
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| 200.My full name is:not important,unless you're writing me a check 199.I was born on:Pearl Harbor Day,1967 according to your Earth Christian calendar 198.I am:a carbon-based life form 197.My hair c... Posted by New England Lung Chowda on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 11:47:00 PST |
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The Booger Hardens and Begins to Loosen |
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| The House stood on a grassy lawn along the stretch of a forested backroad.It was a strange house,part Victorian,part Cape.Two cars,a '69 Mustang and a '71 bug,took up most of the driveway.Rusted Harle... Posted by New England Lung Chowda on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 12:40:00 PST |
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A crusty booger in the nasal passage of society(a bedtime story) |
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| "Right now,those are your only options,unfortunately",I said,bracing myself for more bullshit attitude.I wasn't disappointed."That is UNACCEPTABLE",it said."There's absolutely NOTHING you can do for m... Posted by New England Lung Chowda on Sun, 18 Sep 2005 11:37:00 PST |
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Masturbate Theater,Act II |
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| The young pretty boy named Jeff("friend" of Scott[Mr.Right..44,Arch Rival of Levy])saunters into the Parasite Projects Hotel in search of Shannon The Troublemaker.He walks up and speaks to Your Insigh... Posted by New England Lung Chowda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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