johnny cyanide's Profile |
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140 pounds of DANGER!! |
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| Age: | 39 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | BAY VIEW / MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin |
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| Height: | 5' 10" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
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| Last Login: | Jun 27, 2008 (102 days back) |
About Me |
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| BAND-LESS BASS, RHYTHM, AND SLIDE GUITARIST. ROCK N ROLL DAD. MASTER PRANK PHONE CALLER. DISTRIBUTOR OF HIGH VOLTAGE. NOISE BRINGER. JACK OF NO TRADES.... | |
My Interests |
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| ZOROASTRIANISM*SQUISHY STUFF*WHACK D.J.'S AND SUCKER M.C.'S*LADY BEAVERTON*VODKA*HAIKU*SPARKLY THINGS*DIRTY SLOPPY SLIDE GUITAR*KEEPING IT UNREAL* OBTUSENESS*SAD SONGS*JESUS PUNCHING* | |
I'd like to meet:THE GIRL AT THE END OF THE BAR AT THE END OF THE WORLD.... |
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Music:HANOI ROCKS,LEEROY STAGGER, RYAN ADAMS, FUTURE VILLAIN BAND, THRILL KILL KULT, MOTORHEAD, AC/DC, ROLLING STONES,THE FACES, SEX PISTOLS, GENERATION X, MOTT THE HOOPLE, HEAVY TRASH, THE CURE, SOCIAL DISTORTION, CHESTERFIELD KINGS, BOB WILLS + THE TEXAS PLAYBOYS, MOTLEY CRUE, GUNS N ROSES,SISTERS OF MERCY, ALICE COOPER, EDWIN STARR,LUCINDA WILLIAMS, LORDS OF THE NEW CHURCH, BOUNTY HUNTERS, JESUS AND MARY CHAIN, NIN, THE MURDERDOLLS, BEATLES, JOAN JETT, DAVID BOWIE, THE NYMPHS, REDD KROSS, THE JACOBITES, PRINCE, ELECTRIC ANGELS, IZZY STRADLIN, FASTER PUSSYCAT, TOM WAITS, BLUES EXPLOSION, MARILYN MANSON, THE DICTATORS, THE RAMONES, MC5, RUN-DMC, STREET WALKIN' CHEETAHS, THE BEL-RAYS, THE SUPERSUCKERS, LORETTA LYNN, THE WITNESSES, TWISTED SISTER, THE LOVELESS, THE DONNAS, CHUCK BERRY, BUCK CHERRY, WHITE STRIPES, JOHNNY CASH, PUBLIC ENEMY, THE MISTAKES, THE BEATLES, THE BEACH BOYS, SUPERGRASS, MANIC STREET PREACHERS, NEKO CASE, SUPERDRAG, D-GENERATION, MAZZY STAR, CHAMBER STRINGS, THE CRAMPS, BLACK CROWES,LITTLE RICHARD,ROSE TATTOO, WILCO, HOUND DOG TAYLOR, NY DOLLS, BUTCH WALKER/MARVELOUS 3, DOGS D'AMOUR, COCAINE SUPERNOVA, FATHER PUNCHY AND THE BLACK EYED NUNS... |
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Movies:THE MUPPET MOVIE* STAR WARS* SGT. PEPPERS LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND* ROLLERBLADE* UNDER A CHERRY MOON* PULP FICTION* TRUE ROMANCE* LOST IN TRANSLATION* VELVET GOLDMINE* GRACE OF MY HEART* DEVIL IN MISS JONES PART 3* THE WARRIORS* |
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Television:OFF THE BALCONY!!! |
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Books:ELMER THE ELEPHANT, SIMULATION AND SIMULACRA, 10 APPLES UP ON TOP, MEMNOCH THE DEVIL, BEHOLD A PALE HORSE... |
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Heroes:ONLY THE SUPER ONES |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | Other |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | MYSTERY CITY |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Occupation: | FULL-TIME HEADCASE |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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HAIKU april 16! |
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| in case u ain't heard
they call me johnny haiku
bee-yotch i don't play Posted by johnny cornbread on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 10:15:00 PST |
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maybe? |
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| seems like the starz are almost lined up...maybe they could use a lil push...hmmm... Posted by johnny cornbread on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 06:24:00 PST |
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mac n cheese |
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| macaroni & cheese @ 3 a.m...delicious.... Posted by johnny cornbread on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 05:55:00 PST |
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1st haiku of 2006!! |
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| it's been a while, but it's worth it. some of u already received this...
PRETZEL LOGIC
i shoved a pretzel
right into my weiner-hole
damn, that fucking hurt.
see, that was worth your time. the haiku ju... Posted by johnny cornbread on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 05:49:00 PST |
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fool |
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| only a fool
would tear open
a can
of
worms
and wonder how
he got covered
with slime Posted by johnny cornbread on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 08:56:00 PST |
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ha! |
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| yeah
it's got "can of worms"
written all over it
but the lid is half off now
might as well tear that thang
all the way off
hahaha
i am going 2 hell.....
... Posted by johnny cornbread on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 01:24:00 PST |
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bettylou |
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| she's an old-fashioned
bi-polar / bi-sexual
roller coaster girl Posted by johnny cornbread on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 03:48:00 PST |
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sonofamanlyman |
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| i heard they found u last night
at the Thunderbird hotel
wrapped up in mommy's sunday dress
and daddy's disregard Posted by johnny cornbread on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 11:12:00 PST |
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haiku 9-10-05 |
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| i urinated
on a spider today. it
made me feel naughty Posted by johnny cornbread on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 11:08:00 PST |
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la la la |
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| i've got a bible
in my left hand,
and a shotgun
in my right,
and i'm walking
past your house
at midnight
in the
pouring
rain... Posted by johnny cornbread on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 11:03:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Katrina Marie, ekoorb, ♥karyn♥, Hugh Jaswhole, REDD KROSS, The Cherrypops, Fuckin Inked!!!, ~julee~, The Quireboys, :: krishna ::, Tyla & The Dogs d'Amour, RATPANCAKES, The Chamber Strings, Brenda (Blackhalo), Supersuckers, Sugar Tank is such a cute puss in boots, Britt, Pamela, la belle excentrique, Steve, Gaberbocchus, ~♥Christina♥~, dee, SEXTUS, Baby Button Eyes, CHEZ, glamgirl "friends only", BANKKY, Canyon Dreaming, Dolly Dagger, Dollfacedollheart, Joey Stars, stikky, keri, mafia princess, PiranhaGirl
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