Matt's Profile |
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| Age: | 26 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Hull |
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| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | Some extra baggage |
| Last Login: | Sep 19, 2008 (461 days back) |
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About Me |
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| Greetins!! At this moment in time I live with Kirsty my girlfriend of 3 and a bit years in our house in Hull, working in Beverley in a pretty crap job (if anyone is after an 'ideas' man who leaves the hard work to others let me know). I'd like to get some money together and have a bit of a travel round Europe but that might be some years off yet! If my French was good enough I'd like to live in Paris - will hopefully be going there again this year. Would be good to get in touch with anyone from back in school days, or old jobs. For anyone that wants to get in touch through email or messenger, I'm at worshipthevan@hotmail.com.
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My Interests |
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I'd like to meet:Aliens definitely, but during the daytime so they don't scare me. George W Bush, just to see what he's like. Osama bin Laden for the same reason. Britney Spears to see if she really is mental, few other famous nutters like that, might be funny. Leonardo da Vinci to see if he really was just ahead of his time, or if he was just nuts but got really lucky with some ideas. Also, the first people who came up with stuff like skateboards and skis. Cause that stuff doesn't happen by accident, one day some guy must have strapped logs to his feet and shot down a mountain just out of curiosity.Random Questions Your Friends Need To Know: **IMPORTANT QUESTIONS** 1. Do you have any pets? Not right now 2. Do you believe in karma? Nope 3. Any tattoos are piercing? or piercings? no. 4. Who do you know tells the best jokes? Me! 5. Have you ever given money to a bum? Yep 6. In your opinion, what has been the best invention? Fire! 7. What is the dumbest invention? Those dump valves that chavs love that go hiss that serve no purpose at all 8. Is your room messy? Yep 9. What is the worst injury you ever had? I fell off my bike and landed on the cross bar. It hurt 10. What movie do you know all the lines to? None!! 11. What is the last movie you saw? Fast and the Furious : Tokyo Drift. absolute shit 12. How many times a month do you go to the movies? never 13. What is your favorite animal? a bograt 14. What color are your bed sheets? blue 15. Is your hair naturally straight or curly? straight 16. What is the video game that you kick ass at? Champ Manager 97/98. old school 17. If you could punch one person who would it be? charley on big brother. a punch aint enough 18. Do you watch cartoons? yeah 19. Do you like Starbucks—or do you think it's just overpriced? overpriced toss 20. What is your favorite smell? doughnuts 21. Favorite Batman? Begins 22. What would you do if a random person offered you candy? fack orf! 23. Are you for capital punishment? oh yes 24. Do you swear? aye 25. Do you believe in the supernatural? nah its bollocks. would be grand if ghosts were real tho 26. Do you like to drive fast? erm.....yes i love it when the bus goes fast 27. Have you ever had braces? nope 28. Favorite Ninja Turtle? i liked splinter - a big talking rat!!!! 29. Have you ever eaten spam? no 30. Do you own a pair of big sunglasses? no 31. What is one thing you actually remember from kindergarten? one lad pulling a woodlouse apart and me blubbing about it 32. Have the cops ever taken you home? nope 33. Have you ever hit a deer? nope 34. Have you ever gone to class drunk? if work counts......yes 35. What color is your room? white i think 36. Are you taller than your mom? yes 37. Beer or liquor? beer 38. What would you do if a leprechaun jumped out of the bushes and took your wallet? kick the little ginger fucker 39. What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion? pink on blokes is inexcusable 40. What kind of car do you drive? a mini. so small it doesn't exist 41. What kind of cell phone do you have? a shit one that dont work. nokia n73 42. Is their any animal that creeps you out? all them weird deep sea fish 43. Do you own an iPod? How many songs are on it? ipod video, bout 500 i think 44. Ever been in a car accident? sort of 45. Would you be a ninja or a pirate can i be both? a pinja? 46. What is your most overused word/statement? its either 'okeydokey' or the f word 47. What is the funniest word you have ever heard? twatsmacker 48. Do you hate it when people call you ‘dear’? no dear 49. What cartoon character are you most like? taz 50. Can you drive a stick? i could give it a go **THE END** Take this survey or other MySpace Surveys at PimpSurveys.com |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Hull |
| Religion: | Scientologist |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | High school |
| Occupation: | Bum |
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