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 Shana's Profile |
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I'm so glamorous, I piss glitter. |
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| Age: | 30 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | Johnston, Iowa |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 5" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Zodiac: |  Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 21) |
| Last Login: | Jul 7, 2008 (545 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends. | |
About Me |
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| I am all full of vim and vigor, sass and fras. In school, pre-Law with a minor in Biology. I have an incredibly dry sense of humor, which you will either find uproariously funny or not at all. I am a reformed liar. Reformed, not because I got cooler (which is mostly why I lied, to get you to think I was cool) but because I got comfortable being the geeky physical contradiction that I am. I enjoy looking up schoolmates just to see what they are doing, i.e. who is bald/fat/rich/appearing on Maury soon. I have a nasty habit of falling for the gimmick that buying that one thing will make my life complete. This one fellow likes to say, 'love people, like things,' if only I could get it into practice. I talk to G*d everyday, but not usually in public and rarely in vain. I can easily talk about my cats for an hour straight without taking a breath. I like how some words feel in my mouth, like 'chalupa' or 'gordita' or any other gimicky I have been called a flirt more times then I have ever separated my recycling. I am trying to learn how to be a good friend. I am a staunch Democrat. I think the United States is the best fucking country to be born and raised in, however I am embarrassed by our global interactions and inaction. ... my life is science. |
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My Interests |
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| life. love. books. affection. drinking. not drinking. education. cats. dogs. pirates. sugar. metal. teeth. laughter. butt rocker bitches. lick-a-sticks. ny rangers. rain. movies. family. hair. fun. friends. | |
I'd like to meet:Haruki Murakami, Hunter Thompson, B. Smith & B. Wilson, Paulo Coelho, Gabriel García Márquez, Maya Angelou, Petr Prucha, Brendan Shanahan, Marian Gaborik, Herb Brooks, Paul Wellstone, both of my grandfathers, people who kythe, longshoremen and roller derby-ersSeriously folks, I am only friends with people I actually *KNOW*. I don't want to listen to your band. I don't want to be featured on "Whores R Us". I don't want to be friend number 5,011. There is no such thing as MySpace domination. No one thinks you are neat because you have 1000 imaginary friends. People I already know period period period. Unless, of course, you are Jeffrey Sebelia or PJ Harvey *or* someone else that rocks it so hard. mes plus chers amis : Samantha Jen Janina Debbie Rebecc-AHHHHH Mari Kayla (lil sis) Carmel Becca Sherri They can be your friends too, too, too! Gossip, Lies and Half-truths: |
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Music:PJ Harvey, Sleater-Kinney, Bikini Kill, Le Tigre, Miles Davis, Ursa Minor, Wilco, Kristin Hersh, Lou Reed, Beck, Elton John, Langhorne Slim, Prince, Twilight Singers |
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Movies:Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Virgin Suicides, Streetcar Named Desire, But I'm A Cheerleader, Spellbound, Boiler Room, My Architect, The Squid and the Whale, Ma vie en rose, Science of Sleep, 28 Days Later, The Yes Men, Jean de Florette, The Station Agent, anything Christopher Guest |
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Television:Discovery, MSG or Bravo. Red Dwarf, Young Ones, Private Secretary/Susie, CSI or Law & Order |
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Books:Middlesex, Lovely Bones, Handmaid's Tale, A Woman of Salt, The Baroque Cycle, She's Come Undone, Please Kill Me, Geek Love, Sparrow, any Haruki Murakami or Roald Dahl... |
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Heroes:Brad Angle, points of ellipsis and Teyson. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Swinger |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| Hometown: | Ladysmith, WI |
| Religion: | Other |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | In college |
| Occupation: | Dirty Sexetary/Eye Candy |
| Income: | $60,000 to $75,000 |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Bait the Date. |
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| Bait the Date.Current mood: apatheticCategory: LifeBait the Date.So this friend of mine is always praising the virtues of Craigslist. She likes Missed Connections and sometimes does the odd dating ad ... Posted by Shana on Tue, 20 May 2008 05:25:00 PST |
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f.iowa |
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| i got a job and a half. i'm going to meetings.i sort of have a couple of friends.i'm not getting fat.my rack is still amazing.i failed biology.i want to go home. i miss nyc.i miss all you rad muthaf... Posted by Shana on Tue, 13 May 2008 08:31:00 PST |
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and now something for the kiddies.... |
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| two, two, two posts in ONE!!!!!!BC Camplight... he is amazing. Friend of an friend. Betta recognize.
Blood and Peanut Butter(Male)Once when Ilook and saw u standing by the subway linebut if... Posted by Shana on Tue, 13 May 2008 08:38:00 PST |
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Dale Con Everything--The Toners |
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| Watch this video. My friend, Alex (Che Frio), has been approached to do a television show. YAY!!!! I doubt that means that I am any closer to attending the Academy Awards, but I will support anyway... Posted by Shana on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 07:56:00 PST |
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ring-er |
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| Buy one for each of your friends... Rich at Spragwerks is cool and easy on the eyes as you fork over your cash.... Posted by Shana on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 12:05:00 PST |
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StarLoveGlove |
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| MixTapeUSB--WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!I thought I had gotten some amazing prezzies before, but the boy upped the technological ante with the "mixed tape USB". It comes packaged in a cardboard faux tape, you fli... Posted by Shana on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 11:49:00 PST |
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Interview of The Boy |
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| ... Posted by Shana on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:14:00 PST |
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How Many 5 Yr Olds Could You Take In A Fight? |
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| 18Find your Match at JustSayHi... Posted by Shana on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 07:59:00 PST |
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so ART |
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| DISCLAIMER TO BE READ BEFORE WATCHING THE VIDEO:This video is dumb. Which isn't to say that I don't sort of love it and feel achy and melancholy each time I see it. But, I mean, it is one ... Posted by Shana on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:24:00 PST |
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proof. as though it were needed. |
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| You Belong in New YorkYou're a girl on the go, and LA's laid back lifestyle isn't really your thing.You prefer a city that never sleeps, and people as ambitious as you are.Cultured and street smart, y... Posted by Shana on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:44:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Samantha, JtH, Janina, hellskitten, Carmel, נתניה . Sherri, Jen Phippen, Ursa Minor, Electrica, ♠Ace Wilde♠™Xv†vX, Jennifer, .:Shana Sun Chips:., Steve, LoVe, Katie, P, Christopher, topher, Roo, Bethie, ialwayswantedtobeavampire, putter hilton, Ninja <333, Evan, ♥paige, www. DEBORAHSAMANTHA .com, Jenni, N!FER, Becca Bunny, saysha, Mama Oven, Andralecia, Take It Easy TiM, Ingrid
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