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 Erin's Profile |
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Just say No to freebasing laxatives. |
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| Age: | 25 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | North Kingstown, Rhode Island |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 2" |
| Zodiac: |  Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 19) |
| Last Login: | Feb 19, 2008 (684 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| My computer's a piece of shit. It's basically a giant calculator with a tit-job. Everyone's gotten sucked into Myspace like my mom's drawn to the liquor store. I bite my nails and they look like shit. I still have Atari and I watch the Brady Bunch. Most of my friends are alcoholics. They get real shitfaced and do stupid things, like make me call out of work and spend all my money at the bars. As glamorous as it sounds, I'll probably end up waiting tables for the rest of my life until I end up alone in a trailer surrounded by empty PBR cans. Once upon a time my mom married my ex-boyfriend's uncle. Now the bastard's my stepcousin. They're all living happily ever after, smoking butts while hanging out at the Target stores and shooting at the signs. My brother's friends kidknapped a sheep once and put it in his apartment while he was out of town. It'd be neat to have a pet owl that would eat lollipops. I hate bees. They suck. Even the ones that are half-dead on the windowsill, twitching and buzzing. Fuck them. Honeycomb cereal freaks me out. Rent-a-cops are funny. Sea monkeys, tumble weeds, mexican jumping beans and lawn gnomes are all pretty nifty as well. I love mustard. I eat it plain. Pull 'n peel twizzlers are good, too. I suck with directions. I get lost on my way home all the time because I'm retarded. Keg parties are a nice way to spend an evening. Being shitfaced and on welfare is kind of appealing to me. It's all about lowering my standards til they're met. I'm pretty sure my neighbors hate me. Shopping for anything sucks. Sometimes I'll even get on stage and talk about what a fascinating life I lead. Myspace Layouts - Myspace Editor TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Erin Birthday: Sometime in March Birthplace: P-town Current Location: probably a bar somewhere Eye Color: bloodshot Hair Color: who's? Height: fucking short Right Handed or Left Handed: neither Your Heritage: drunk The Shoes You Wore Today: none Your Weakness: anything gummy Your Fears: killer bees attacking. Or tomatos... Your Perfect Pizza: free is good Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I don't have any Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Too stupid to have instant messenger Thoughts First Waking Up: It's still light out! Your Best Physical Feature: my giant tits Your Bedtime: after last call Your Most Missed Memory: The pictures of the sheep in my bro's apt Pepsi or Coke: freeze pops MacDonalds or Burger King: you'll get the shits either way Single or Group Dates: drunk people are funny Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: who gives a shit? Chocolate or Vanilla: what? vodka? vanilla. Cappuccino or Coffee: hazelnut Do you Smoke: oxygen's stupid Do you Swear: that wouldn't be very lady like Do you Sing: if I'm trashed, it could happen, unfortunately. Do you Shower Daily: sure Have you Been in Love: sometimes Do you want to go to College: yeah, right Do you want to get Married: sometimes Do you belive in yourself: I am a winner Do you get Motion Sickness: not much, unless you count the spins Do you think you are Attractive: only in tube tops and overalls Are you a Health Freak: I've seen people jogging before Do you get along with your Parents: when? Do you like Thunderstorms: yes! Do you play an Instrument: I stick 2 recorders up my nose. hot. In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Has your mom ever put out? In the past month have you Smoked: Only to fit in and look cool In the past month have you been on Drugs: I love afterschool specials In the past month have you gone on a Date: In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I went to the liquor store In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I bet the fat girls at the mall have In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I love seaweed In the past month have you been on Stage: probably In the past month have you been Dumped: probably In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only with my uncles and step-brother In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just the hearts of dirty old pedophiles Ever been Drunk: I live in Maine Ever been called a Tease: Only when skinny dipping with the fam Ever been Beaten up: I hit my head on a mailbox Ever Shoplifted: Does an unpaid newspaper subscription count? How do you want to Die: At funtown. It'd be a good story I bet. What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A single mom on welfare in a trailer. What country would you most like to Visit: Biddeford's nice. So isn't Millinocket. In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: As long as they both match... Favourite Hair Color: I don't give a shit Short or Long Hair: bald Height: 4' Weight: 627lbs Best Clothing Style: wife beaters and speedos are good Number of Drugs I have taken: I hate math Number of CDs I own: How many has Kenny G. put out? Number of Piercings: 6 (3 in each ear) Number of Tattoos: nada Number of things in my Past I Regret: Most insults I said while trashed, and this survey. CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! |
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My Interests |
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| Comedy, snowboarding, skydiving, flipping off student drivers, the art of alcohol consumption, watching other people jog while I sit and smoke butts. Sitting at bars for hours on end is ok too. I've also planned on marrying Steven Tyler since I was 11 years old, he just hasn't called me yet... | |
I'd like to meet:The old Brawny paper towel guy. (The one with the mustache) I love him. Also- any guy that wears velcro sneakers, fanny packs and calculator watches. HOT. |
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Music:Who honestly gives a rat's ass? I don't give a shit about what you're listening to. It probably sucks, and I can't afford a radio, anyway. |
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Movies:Bone it like you own it, Outta the closet and into my mouth, Mystery meat #4, Schindler's Fist, Barnyard Fantasy #3, Fort Savage, Hit 'er in the shitter, Peewee's big adventure, and My Ass # 14. |
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Television:All After School Specials, The Wonder Years, Brady Bunch, and Punky Brewster. Any trashy talkshow or lifetime movie that includes battered women crying, paternity tests and booze. Fast food training videos rule. I also think that the assholes that sit around and come up with scenarios for Feminine Deoderant Spray commercials should get a raise. |
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Books:I only like STD pamphlets. |
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Heroes:Tim Kaelin |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| This is a private profile. | |
| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Occupation: | trashy waitress/comic |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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Classy Halloween pics... |
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| Get Your Own! | View Slideshow... Posted by Erin on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:25:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Ryan, Aim, KATY, Christopher J Morris Esq, Nate, Timmy B, Luke "Abs" Hanbury, Fuckin' Ricchio, Mike McCusker, raina, erin, SPECIAL Unit: Case .128, Jaime~, Jp, Trace, Hammy, J'mae, Amanda, nicole, dan, Courtney, AmO, JACLYN, ~ bangin' ~, who? me?? what i do??, ROGDE, ASAMARA*, Dae-Glo the playah. The Ho Bro, Concetta
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