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| Age: | 22 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
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| Last Login: | Apr 14, 2008 (626 days back) |
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| Ok, I'm going to let you in on a secret now. *wooooo* I am (wait for it) The Whale Doctor, blessed with amazing skills of cutting up rubber gloves! Ah yes...you want an explanation, fair enough. Well, some time ago now, I had this dream. A whale appeared on my doorstep, he wasn't very happy, poorly in fact. So, i did the only logical thing to door when you have a whale on your doorstep, I got a piece of rope and managed to haul this whale up through the window into my bedroom. It was there, after i had investigated, that i discovered this whale was in need of a new kidney. So I had a run around my house looking for kidney substitutes and stumbled across a pair of pink rubber gloves (as you do). I cut the gloves into a shape resembling a kidney and stitched very carefully around the sides. Then i magically inserted this rubbr-glove-kidney into the whale and surprise surprise, he was happy again!! So therefore that makes me a Whale Doctor, obviously. If you need any help with unhappy whales then you know who to contact now, yes indeed. I have the badge.
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Religion: | Catholic |
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