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 Chris's Profile |
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| Age: | 23 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Fredericton, New Brunswick |
| Country: |  Canada |
| Height: | 0' 0" |
| BodyType: | Body builder |
| Last Login: | Apr 23, 2009 (245 days back) |
| I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that I'm probably the most miserable person on the face of the Earth. My heart is smashed into trillions of microscopic peices. Many of the peices have been smashed so small that even the atoms broke causing an explosion that nearly destroyed mankind. I think some of my other vital organs may also be broken as well but I'm not 100% sure. If you don't believe how sad I am, just look at my pictures. Look at how black and white they are, look at that hair over my eyes! I'M SAD AS BLODDY HELL DAMMIT! (apparently, I'm also somewhat angry). Someday I hope to dig a hole and bury myself in it so to end this horrible suffering that has taken over my entire body. However, everytime I try, the tears that stream from my eyes make the ground so wet that it turns to quicksand and I sink. My landlord is getting tired of pulling me out with his Volvo and said that he refuses to pull me out anymore. This makes me even more sad.
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I'd like to meet:Someone to share my neverending sadness with. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | No comment |
| Religion: | Agnostic |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | No |
| Children: | I don't want kids |
| Education: | High school |
| Occupation: | Night watchman (I watch you as you sleep) |
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