Greg's Profile |
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Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground. |
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| Age: | 26 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Norfolk, Virginia |
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| Height: | 5' 10" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
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| Last Login: | Apr 22, 2008 (607 days back) |
| I am Here For Friends and Networking. | |
About Me |
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| I lived in Hamilton, Ohio all my life. Now I'm in the U.S. Navy, and I love being a sailor. My hobbies include sports, writing, reading, drawing,and music. Aside from all that, I have two brothers whom I would do anything for; they're at school in Athens and Columbus right now, and I could not be more proud of them. I love to go out and raise hell with my friends at the bars whenever I can, but I spend most of my free time at the gym these days. I also have a great love for stand-up comedy. Bill Hicks, David Cross, Richard Pryor, Patton Oswalt, George Carlin, and Lenny Bruce are the all-time greatest. Lenny Bruce is actually a distant relative. I try to write every day. It's the way I shrink my head. | |
My Interests |
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| Music/art, writing, comedy, sports, traveling | |
I'd like to meet:Living: Maynard James Keenan, David Cross, Chino Moreno, Ken Griffey, Jr., LeBron James, Chad Johnson, George Carlin, Patton Oswalt, Bob Odenkirk, Adam Jones, Danny Carey, Justin Chancellor, Billy Howerdel, Hank Azaria, Dan Castellaneta, Harry Shearer Matt Groening, Penn and Teller, Chris Rock, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Zach Galifanakis, Dave Chappelle, Seth MacFarlane, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Will Arnett, Sarah Silverman, Ben Stiller, Tom Kenny, Billy West, Jack Black, Kyle Gass, Will Ferrell, Bret Hart, Bob LaMonta. Deceased: Kurt Cobain, Layne Staley, Richard Pryor, John Lennon, Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, Dimebag Darrell, Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Harry Houdini |
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Music:Alice in Chains, Alien Ant Farm, Apex Theory, Audioslave, Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Chevelle, The Cure, Cypress Hill, Deftones, Dethklok, Dimmu Borgir, Disturbed, Dog Fashion Disco, The Doors, Dr. Dre, DVDA, Earthtone 9, Eminem, Glassjaw, Godsmack, Head Automatica, Ice Cube, Incubus, Jane's Addiction, Jimi Hendrix, Korn, Kyuss, Led Zeppelin, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Mudvayne, nine inch nails, Nirvana, Nothingface, NWA, Oysterhead, Pantera, A Perfect Circle, Pink Floyd, Porno for Pyros, Primus, Puscifer, Queens of the Stone Age, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reveille, Rob (White) Zombie, Rush, The Separation Tree, Sevendust, Sikth, Slipknot, Snoop Dogg, Snot, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, System of a Down, Taproot, TOOL, Velvet Revolver, Ween, Weezer |
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Movies:300, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Ace Ventura (2), American Beauty, American History X, American Pie, American Psycho, Anchorman, Animal House, Any Given Sunday, The Aristocrats, Austin Powers (3), Back to the Future (3), BASEketball, The Big Lebowski, Billy Madison, Black Sheep, Blazing Saddles, Borat, Braveheart, The Cable Guy, Caddyshack, Cannibal: The Musical, Chasing Amy, Christmas Vacation, Clerks (2), A Clockwork Orange, Dawn of the Dead, Death Proof, The Devil's Advocate, The Devil's Rejects, Die Hard (4), Dirty Work, Donnie Darko, Dr. Strangelove, Dumb & Dumber, The Empire Strikes Back, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Fletch, Forrest Gump, Freddy vs. Jason, Friday the 13th (11), Full Metal Jacket, Ghostbusters (2), Gladiator, The Godfather (3), Goodfellas, Goonies, Groundhog Day, Half Baked, Happy Gilmore, History of the World Part 1, Hostel, House of 1000 Corpses, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Kids, Kill Bill Vols. 1 & 2, Kingpin, Lethal Weapon (4), Let's Go to Prison, The Lost Boys, Mallrats, Melvin Goes to Dinner, Napoleon Dynamite, A Nightmare on Elm Street (6), Outlaw Comic: The Censoring of Bill Hicks, Permanent Record, Planet Terror, Platoon, Primal Fear, The Princess Bride, Private Parts, Pulp Fiction, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Return of the Jedi, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Run Ronnie, Run, Saving Private Ryan, Saw (3), Scarface, Scream (3), The Shining, The The Silence of the Lambs, The Simpsons Movie, South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut, Stripes, Superman Returns, Talladega Nights, Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Tommy Boy, True Romance, Very Bad Things, The Waterboy, The X-Files |
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Television:Present: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, House, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Law & Order (all), Metalocalypse, Robot Chicken, The Sarah Silverman Program, The Simpsons, South Park, any team from Ohio on TV Classic: Arrested Development, Chappelle's Show, Futurama, Married...With Children, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Seinfeld, The Sopranos, The X-Files |
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Books:The Bible; The Qran; Four Noble Truths; 1984; Brave New World; American Scream; any Stephen King; Angels and Demons; The Da Vinci Code; Holy Blood, Holy Grail; A Joyful Guide to Lachrymology; Archaic Revival; What the Buddha Taught; High Priest; Lord of the Flies; American Psycho; When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?; America: The Book; Mr. Show:What Happened?; To Kill a Mockingbird |
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Heroes:My Mom, Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, Maynard, Daryl Palumbo, Kurt Cobain, Brandon Boyd, David Cross, Richard Pryor, Penn and Teller, Martin Luther King Jr., Buddha |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | Hamilton, OH |
| Religion: | Agnostic |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Undecided |
| Education: | In college |
| Occupation: | Pit fighter/Gangsta rapper |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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I Am Wide Awake and Headed Home! |
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| Holy fucking shit! It seems like it's been forever since I've been back to Hamilton (and it has been about eight months), and even though the circumstances of my return are not the best, I am ecstatic... Posted by Greg on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 07:34:00 PST |
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Chapter One |
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| I've had a terrible headache all day, so the last thing I wanted to do was stare at a computer screen, but I got bored and have been restless all day, so I had to do something. I have to read Th... Posted by Greg on Mon, 15 May 2006 01:21:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Bill Hicks, Brian, Dr. Russell Fell, Griffin, Steve Campanello, Sadge, Aimee, Hutchens, Mandy, NICK, !!!GO COWBOYS!!!, POPTART THE RAINMAKER, Welcome to planet motherfucker!, EroQ, *Mrs. Simonds*, Meagan ♥, Lt. Dan, Danyel, Cody, Khiarra, Sarah, Fleischer, michael, Incubus, Puscifer, glassjaw, ECHO OF SILENCE (THE SEP.TREE), Deftones, Weezer, ROB ZOMBIE, TAPROOT, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Billy Howerdel, Brian Posehn, Dave Attell, Zach Galifianakis, Patton Oswalt, Maria Bamford!, Borat, The Ohio State University (OSU), Ana Lenchantin, BIG SEXY, Twelve Gates, Maynard James Keenan for President, ♥Crazy-Beautiful♥, Deploy Mar 13_Contact me through Shipemail on page, Bree Olson, Mr. Self Destruct, eyes you can never escape..., David Leung, mandi-♥
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