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YOU TRY IT...BUT NOTHING HAPPENS! |
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| Age: | 34 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | THE ADAMS COMMUNE, Indiana |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 8" |
| BodyType: | Average |
| Zodiac: |  Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) |
| Last Login: | Jun 25, 2008 (521 days back) |
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About Me |
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I stole this layout at LayoutThief.com THE DOCUMENTARY .. Add to My Profile | More Videos PURCHASE A HAND SIGNED COPY OF TOILET BOWL SOUP BY USING PAYPAL!!! I recently released my book "Toilet Bowl Soup" in May of 2007. It is a collection of twisted short stories dealing with junky amputees, rabid beasts, satanic hispanics, sadistic rednecks, big dick retards and more...this mixed with enough booze and violence to keep you firmly planted on your throne! TOILET BOWL SOUP WATCH OUT -- NOW IN PRODUCTION. The story of Jonathan Barrows, a man who falls in love with himself, literally. He is secretly attracted to his own body, carries out an erotic relationship with a blow-up doll that resembles him, and takes pleasure in rejecting the advances of his many admirers, both male and female. He descends into a world of carnivorous priests and Prozac-popping Polish prostitutes and eventually assassinates the world’s most popular pop-diva. "You strange creatures," Barrows declares, "you are nothing more to Me than a meal at the fast-food restaurant of life." But who will end up being devoured? Written in an eye-popping style that will shock the most jaded of viewers, WATCH OUT is based on the best-selling novel by Joseph Suglia and is destined to become a cult classic. Starring Matt Riddlehoover (the actor/director and MySpace sensation best known for his award-winning comedy TO A TEE) and co-starring Peter Stickles (Shortbus), Jillian Lauren (Margaret Cho’s The Sensuous Woman), B-movie superstar Jeff Dylan Graham, Killer B Best Supporting Actress nominee Amy Kelly (Pep Squad), and MIKE ADAMS (author of Toilet Bowl Soup). TRUST ME is a film about living at the top and dropping off further than the bottom can possibly take you... Restraining Hollywood’s 1st feature length film "Trust Me" featuring MIKE ADAMS (author of Toilet Bowl Soup) was filmed May-Aug 07’. Brandon and R.J. started editing "Trust Me" in Sept. It will be released late Spring/Early Summer 08’!!! A Brand Spanking New Website and The first "Trust Me" Trailer is available HERE!!! PHONE SEX -- Filmmaker Steve Balderson has just one question - But those three small words, 60 seconds of tape, and a cast of porn stars, punk rockers and pop culture psychos spouting some of the most prophetic and profane possibilities imaginable converge to address an immortal paradox - What is sexy? PHONE SEX is a bit pop art mixed with NPR and a dash of naughtiness -- part art installation and part documentary. It’s a feature-length anthology of intimate telephone calls that ’range from the poetic to the vulgar to the humorous, and it’s always interesting to see what the next person is going to say!’ (DVD Snapshot) ’Like featured caller Penn Jillette’s 2005 orgy of obscenity THE ARISTOCRATS - Balderson has created a raucously witty and terrifyingly insightful look into the comic eyes of human sensibility, or lack thereof - and that’s something that fringe film fans and sociology students alike should find pretty fucking sexy’ (TW Anderson). Ron Jeremy, Margaret Cho, Christian Campbell, Susan Traylor, Edie McClurg, Jane Wiedlin, Tura Satana, Penn Jillette, Iris Berry, Pleasant Gehman, Deadlee, Josie Cotton, Jackie Beat, Mario Diaz, Lloyd Kaufman, Eric Himan and MIKE ADAMS (author of Toilet Bowl Soup) are just a few of the featured callers. Official Selection 2007 Miami Underground Film Festival. You can also find me in the Steve Balderson film WAMEGO STRIKES BACK. I have also contributed some of my music to the soundtrack of the upcoming cult horror film IT CAME FROM TRAFALGAR starring Rudy Ray Moore (Dolemite), Hank Williams III, Butch Patrick (The Munsters), Linnea Quigley (Return Of the Living Dead), Edwin Neal (Original Texas Chainsaw Massacre), Gunnar Hansen (Original Texas Chainsaw Massacre), J.P. Richardson (Big Bopper Jr.), Kenny Miller (I was a Teenage Werewolf), Jesco White (The Dancing Outlaw), Conrad Brooks (Plan 9 From Outerspace), Brinke Stevens (Slumber Party Massacre), Bill Hinzman (Original Night Of the Living Dead), Jim O'Rear (Day of the Dead), Joey Image (Misfits), Joe Buck, etc is NOW AVAILABLE.... Visit the Official Website: www.itcamefromtrafalgar.com INTERESTED IN BOOKING MIKE ADAMS? CONTACT THE PROPER THE PEOPLE AT: TOILETBOWLSOUP@MAC.COM |
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My Interests |
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| WHAT THEY'RE SAYING ABOUT MY NEW BOOK "TOILET BOWL SOUP" “A spectacular combination of humor and borderline insanity of living in Indiana. Strange Tales from a Strange State Indeed. A must read for everyone!!!” - Solomon Mortamur (Writer and director of It Came From Trafalgar) "Mike Adams has captured the essence of nouveau white-trash Americana with morbidly delicious imagery. This is the real thing! It should be required reading for every New Yorker & Los Angeleno" - Billy Sheehan (Bassist for Talas, David Lee Roth, Mr. Big, Niacin, & Steve Via) "I don't like reading, but I like reading Mike Adams. He's addictive, brutal and delicious!" - Steve Balderson (Writer and director of Pep Squad, Firecracker, Phone Sex) “A GOOD READ FOR HELLBILLY BLOOD!” - Hank Williams III " The ultimate in kinky toilet sex... it makes me proud to be a white trash debutante!" - Ginger Coyote (Vocalist for The White Trash Debutantes and editor of Punk Globe Magazine) “Mike Adams...What the hell?” - Scott H. Biram (Bloodshot Records recording artist) "Some of the most amazing, graphic, imaginative, writing I’ve read in years, fuckin awesome...”- Neil Wharton (Son of legendary Motley Crue vocalist Vince Neil) |
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I'd like to meet:I'd like to meet more people who are interested in reading or supporting my book Toilet Bowl Soup. I'd also like to meet more people interested in casting me in film projects or have me write music for them.I'm also interested in meeting people who would like to hire me to play BASS guitar for their tours or studio sessions. |
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Music:The following are some musical projects that I have been a part of in one way or another...BALD (producer/vocals/guitar) THE CHARLIE MANSON JR. DANIELS BAND (producer,vocals,guitar,bass) THE DICKSVILLE CONSPIRACY/BRICK BRISCOE TRIO (upright bass) MACHINES FROM BIRTH (programming,vocals, guitar, bass) PSYCHOTIC KRUNCH (bass) |
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Movies:I have been a part of the following films...2009 "Watch Out" By Steve Balderson (as one of the breast hungry men) 2008 "Trust Me" By Restraining Hollywood (as Rory) 2007 "Wamego Strikes Back" By Steve Balderson (as self) 2006 "Phone Sex" By Steve Balderson (as self) 2003 "Rockstar-Geek-Family Man" by Brick Briscoe (as self) |
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Television:I am not much of a TV fan but I really like the following shows...SEINFELD KING OF QUEENS TWO AND A HALF MEN |
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Books:I have written two books to date...2007 TOILET BOWL SOUP: REDNECK TALES FROM THE ARMPIT OF AMERICA 2005 WHEN THE VOMIT MAKES YOU FAMOUS |
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Heroes:morrison, patton, anselmo...to name a few |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | WARRENTON |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Proud parent |
| Occupation: | WRITER/MUSICIAN/CLIT GOD |
| Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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My Blog |
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SUNDAY SHORT: "GREASY BALLS" one |
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| SUNDAY SHORT"GREASY BALLS"by Mike Adams (2008)Sometimes in a world you cannot have all that is desired. Just as you cannot pick the people who fall in love with you nor the ones set here to destroy. H... Posted by ADAMS (author of Toilet Bowl Soup) on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 09:51:00 PST |
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STEVE BALDERSONS WATCH OUT: THE TEASER |
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| Dikenga Films released the teaser to their new movie entitled "Watch Out". Here is the link to the teaser: WATCH OUT TEASERIf you WATCH OUT, you will see our very own MIKE ADAMS. He's stoked, and you... Posted by ADAMS (author of Toilet Bowl Soup) on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:00:00 PST |
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FREE ALBUM DOWNLOAD: METAL HEADS REJOICE! |
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| In 1994 I played bass in a band called Psychotic Krunch. I know, fucking stupid name...but the music is good old school metal. At any rate it is worth checking out and fucking download the thing...fre... Posted by ADAMS (author of Toilet Bowl Soup) on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 07:00:00 PST |
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"SOUP-TANIC" THE NEW DVD |
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| "Soup-Tanic": an evening of Toilet Bowl Soup the DVD will be released in just about a month (6-17-08)... More news on this badass DVD as it becomes available...... Posted by ADAMS (author of Toilet Bowl Soup) on Sun, 11 May 2008 09:30:00 PST |
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NEWSLETTER: GORILLAS ON WELFARE! |
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| Man, I don't even have my bags unpacked! I know, it's pathetic...I've been home for over two weeks and I can't even pull some dirty underwear out of a suitcase and do some fucking laundry.At any rate ... Posted by ADAMS (author of Toilet Bowl Soup) on Wed, 07 May 2008 06:06:00 PST |
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TOILET BOWL SOUP: THE BEST OF THE BEST |
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| It has officially been one year since the release of my book Toilet Bowl Soup. To celebrate this beasts birthday I am offering you THE BEST OFF in reviews and interviews over the last year. Thanks to ... Posted by ADAMS (author of Toilet Bowl Soup) on Sat, 03 May 2008 08:46:00 PST |
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THE DAY AFTER: A WEEK LATER - need musicians |
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| I've got a new MUSICAL project that I'm in the studio writing and recording... With the exception of a few things here and there I'm finished touring in support of my now best-selling book "Toilet Bow... Posted by ADAMS (author of Toilet Bowl Soup) on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 03:49:00 PST |
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FEARLESS RADIO: PODCAST |
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| Here is a link to a radio show I did over the weekend in Chicago with Fearless Radio. It is a two part segment...CLICK HERE TO LISTEN!... Posted by ADAMS (author of Toilet Bowl Soup) on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 05:02:00 PST |
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LETTERS TO OPRAH! |
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| If you were to come face to face with Oprah what would you say to her? I know what I would say and I know what she would say about me (refer to the article below)... I want all of you to use the email... Posted by ADAMS (author of Toilet Bowl Soup) on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 05:44:00 PST |
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CHICAGO, QUIMBY’S, THE FIVE STAR BAR...DRUNK! |
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| Let me just say that if you live in the Chicago area you absolutely must come out to my reading and book signing supporting "Toilet Bowl Soup" on Saturday April 12th. Even if you don’t live in t... Posted by ADAMS (author of Toilet Bowl Soup) on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:44:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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STEVE BALDERSON, Rod Castro, BALD, Psychotic Krunch, trevor dunn, WOLF (BLOODSTREAM PARADE BASSIST), Brick Briscoe, Laura Smith Quartet, Neil, Lucid_Dreams, Down, the m to the c, GOAT VOMIT RECORDS, Satanic [Panic!] Magazine, lynda, *ResTraiNiNg HoLLyWooD, the devils darling, Dave, Tzadik Records, Massive Attack, l i s a, The one and only B, Robyn, Ted, Lord Jäger, Christina On Behalf Of Abused Children, PANICK, VILL666, sara, Midnight Rambler, Sailor O Pain, pickles', Angela G, Day, Geoff, Bre, Michele, Gianna, Damnyankee..., Jay The Devil, scumshine, Matt Riddlehoover, CRAZY BITCH, one man air band™, GOLIATH BOOKS, kathryn {dead flowers}, ~Kelly~, Matt of Vanderburgh, I hate f***in everything, ~Sarah~, Saundra, LeGo Deth SQuaD, Christopher
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