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shoot the J... shoot it. |
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| Age: | 26 years old |
| Sex: | Female |
| Location: | always Sucka Free, California |
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| Height: | 5' 2" |
| BodyType: | More to love! |
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| Last Login: | Jun 13, 2008 (116 days back) |
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About Me |
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| I'm your normal abnormal gal -- drowning almost everything in Tabasco, being selectively lactose intolerant, loving the smell of AC blasting in hotel rooms/cars, and missing home so much, that I actually log onto San Francisco news stations websites to watch Live Traffic cameras! I love stupid trivia because it makes me feel smart and I hate seeing toes hang over a sandal, gripping the edge of the shoe for dear life... like you couldn't buy one size larger! I'm opinionated yet accepting and easily amused with no desire to be impressed. "Twig and Berries" refers to my friendship with the two bestest pals a girl could ever have, Karen & Seda. I also miss the original "Legion of Doom", you know who you all are. If you sneeze, and I bless you, and you say "No thanks" because you're Agnostic, I won't get offended. All too often, people become appalled at the thought of women burping, farting, or talking about taking dumps. Well, news flash, we have the same bodily functions and then some. So don't be surprised if I tell you that I have to blast a dookie. Shit happens -- literally. I love when girls say that they're a bitch to try to compensate for lack of personality. Even better, when one says she gets along with mostly guys because girls are drama. Hmm, sounds like YOU'RE drama. Mr. Nasir Jones said it best, "No idea's original. There's nothing new under the sun. It's never what you do but how it's done." I like to break the ice by asking random questions like: Does water have a "water" taste or a lack of taste? I mean, if we are blindfolded and drank 5 different beverages, water among the 5, we would know water from the rest. Now, since the tongue is broken up into 4 sections of taste buds -- receptors of sweet, bitter, sour, and salt -- how can the taste of water actually exist? If you can give me a sound rebuttal on this, don't be skurrred. | |
My Interests |
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| people with excellent hygiene, funny sheisse, non-annoying activism, thought-provoking conversations, the Jackson family, clean shoes and laces, a thexthy thmile, snooze button, others' tattoos, personal development, 90s cartoons, conspiracy theories, hot tubs, skydiving, live music, accessories, massages, wit, yummy-smelling hair products, ingenious lines from dumb movies, strong handshakes, crepes w/ nutella, talent and/or passion, dirty politics, nice forearms and backs, long hugs, effortless awesome, "hella", photography (I guess!). REAL folks. |
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I'd like to meet:Chris Leak, Brady Quinn, JJ Reddick and other talented (yummy) post-collegiate athletes. Legion of Doom, the best of Okinawa, we'll meet again! |
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Music:Live music of any kind, witty lyrics, pop before 1996, breakbeats, good stories, boybands before boybands were on color TV, golden age hip hop, influential and influenced funk. |
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Movies:Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (the ORIGINAL!) always and forever. Others that come in close are: Boiler Room, Scarface, Office Space, The Untouchables, Goodfellas, Dogma, Dumb & Dumber, Harold & Kumar go to White Castle, How High, Rocky I, II, IV, III, V (and Rocky Balboa aka Rocky VI) in that order, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Clockwork Orange, Friday & Next Friday, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Boyz in the Hood, What Dreams May Come, American History X. Oh, and the Sound of Music. |
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Television:nip/tuck, Scrubs, Sex and the City, Miami Ink, Project Runway, Family Guy, reruns from the 90s (Martin, Saved by the Bell, SNL) , the E! & History channel and Food Network. |
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Books:put me to sleep, for the most part. I've tried. |
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Heroes:My Godmother, Marisette Galang-Recto. An extraordinary woman who truly was an angel on earth. Her love for life continues to inspire me. Jan 22, 1963 - Jan 11, 2004. R.I.P. |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Hometown: | I left my heart in San Francisco |
| Religion: | Catholic |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Children: | Someday |
| Education: | In college |
| Occupation: | photographer/ videographer |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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JWTC pics! |
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| *DISCLAIMER* These pics are by no means "documentation". They're mostly goofin off pics from my personal camera, so don't ask to see what we all looked like caked with mud.For the past week, some of u... Posted by m o n a m i on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 05:46:00 PST |
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a walk down memory lane (stolen from Ciress) |
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| Memory Lane Message: If you read this, even if we don't speak often, you must post a comment in this blog with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want -- good or bad, just as lon... Posted by m o n a m i on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 06:48:00 PST |
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being at home in SF |
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| - Wearing open-toed shoes in the pouring rain
- "We'll have her back at 0600 hrs, SIR!"
- Humping the stool
- One girl showin' the whole club how to "get hyphy"
- "Thank you, Robinsooon!!!" (in unison... Posted by m o n a m i on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 11:13:00 PST |
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Therapy |
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| > > > >20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity. > >1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With > >Sunglasses on and point Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. > >See If ... Posted by m o n a m i on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 10:40:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Seda, karenina, Mahin♥, SWAY, Paolo P-Slice Penala, rainarecto, Alex Galang., jess, They call me... Sgt Dora, maebeth, *Becka San*, Soparith Mao, J. Almonds, joanne, ciress, Tony!, STILL THE # 1 STUNNA, vance, CMFG, Brianna, Brad, LONO, Jennifer, $Richie Rich$, Ron, dez bulda, jimmy wango, ♥Xaykham♥, michelle♥, E U N I C E, guerilla MonsO_0N, Darice, Brenton G. Gumucio, Tim, ® [Papi Chulo], Ly, JORDAN's MOMMY, alvin, Christa, Jen, Jerry, nik
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