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| Age: | 31 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA |
| Country: |  United States |
| Height: | 5' 10" |
| BodyType: | Slim / Slender |
| Zodiac: |  Libra (Sep 23 - Oct 22) |
| Last Login: | May 27, 2008 (547 days back) |
About Me |
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| NICK’S 2008 TOUR 05/01-Sacramento, CA-Crest Theater - ON SALE NOW 05/02-San Francisco, CA-The Warfield - ON SALE NOW 05/08-Ft. Lauderdale-Parker Playhouse - ON SALE NOW 05/09-Tampa, FL-Ferguson Hall - ON SALE NOW 05/15 -Albany, NY - The Egg - ON SALE NOW 05/16-Philadelphia, PA-Tower Theater - ON SALE NOW 05/17-Detroit, MI-Fillmore Theater - ON SALE NOW 06/12-Cleveland, OH-Palace Theater - ON SALE 05/09 06/13-Indianapolis, IN-Egyptian Room - ON SALE NOW 06/14-St. Louis, MO-Pageant Theater - ON SALE 05/09 06/19-San Antonio, TX-Empire Theater- ON SALE 05/16 06/21-Dallas, TX-Majestic Theater - ON SALE 05/16 06/28-Anaheim, CA-The Grove - ON SALE 05/02 09/26-Orlando, FL-Hard Rock- ON SALE SOON 09/27-Atlanta, GA-The Tabernacle - ON SALE NOW November 16th with Jamie Kennedy |
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My Interests |
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| Grey Goose vodka, UFC, skipping, high fiving anyone named Drindle Reeves, farting and then blaming it on a homeless gay guy, Minnesota Vikings!!, putting food into my mouth, finding the cure for blindness, teaching kids how to read and write then giving them a can of spray paint. | |
I'd like to meet:Have you met Gay Robot? |
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Music:All time bands: U2, Weezer, Radiohead, Beastie Boys, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Zeppelin, Replacements, P.O.D., Nirvana, Rage Against the Machine and Coldplay (yeah I said it mother fucker)Rappers: Big Pun, Kwali, Eminem, Tupac, Rakim and DIRT NASTY!!!Classical: That one old guy with that dope ass wig that plays that old shit. |
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Television:Sportscenter on ESPN. Best show ever. No joke. 'Rob and Big' on MTV (Rob Dyrdek OWNS) And my new favorite 'America's Got Diarrhea'. |
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Books:Where's Waldo |
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Heroes:UFC fighters BJ Penn and Chris "Crippler" Leben |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | Single |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Not Sure |
| Hometown: | Vietnam |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Education: | High school |
| Occupation: | professional high fiver |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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HALF WAY THROUGH THE TOUR |
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| What's up everyone, half way through the tour. It's been amazing. Thanks for coming to the shows. Here's my recap. Nashville - Ryman is legendary. Honored to perform there. Same stage as Elvis, Johnny... Posted by Nick Swardson on Thu, 22 May 2008 05:21:00 PST |
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March 3rd - SPRING TOUR Update |
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| Announcing tour this week. Here are the early dates. Tickets NOT on sale yet. But these are the on sale dates and venues AND show dates.April 25th - Atlanta, GA - The Tabernacle theater - ON SALE Marc... Posted by Nick Swardson on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 05:05:00 PST |
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To The Troops |
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| Just want to send all my love and respect to the troops over seas. I've gotten alot of emails from you guys and your wives/girlfriends/boyfriends/etc. I can't imagine how rough that must be. Get home ... Posted by Nick Swardson on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:47:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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John Swardson, Gay Robot, David Spade, owen benjamin, Nicky G, DIRT NASTY, The World Famous Improv, Tom, dragon boy suede, Eddie Barojas, I OblivEon I, *Bradyy Loves Brittani Marie*, Patrick DeLuca, Lee William, Mike, Mike, Jubba, Danzo, Cartoon03, band03, R3d {f_ck], Phoenix, I.AM.STEIN, karen, Mrs. Drizaya© [Muddy Mae Suggins], BRYAN C, kelly♥, Bones, raeanne, JEN, shoeless joe jackson, will, joe fo sho, Nick Swardson's Future Wife!, Alexander Supertramp, crAcKadoMe, Mrz Nicole Candice, Christy B, heather b., Gilbert, Silvia., welcome to hell, Alexander James Braga, Eliza, The Loonies, Ta-ti-cole, ♥Mandi♥, ****Having a baby changes everything****, You Love Ashley, Laura & Chris!, JeffAnthony, Jessica, Cyn-Cyn Sasparilla, Ryan, Stephanie, Mistress Cherry, Mychael, TLR.♥., Angel, JailBird Gene Strikes Again, Lisa Arkfeld @+-----, a.k.a. Megan McFly, D Land, Mr. Paper Stacker, DREM 1-from the ALPHANEWMARICK KREW!, CW, Ryan Supertramp, LADY G AKA MRS.SAGNASTY POSSE & SUGGA MOMMA, LabelHead Records, DeWaldSauce
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