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 Jonny Flapchops's Profile |
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and i believe this may call for a proper introduction |
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| Age: | 20 years old |
| Sex: | Male |
| Location: | Totnes, |
| Country: |  United Kingdom |
| Height: | 5' 9" |
| BodyType: | Athletic |
| Zodiac: |  Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 22) |
| Last Login: | Sep 14, 2007 (392 days back) |
About Me |
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Hello! This is Jonny's Myspace!!!JONNY'S MYSPACEMy name's Jonny (Jonathon) and I'm manager of The Castle Inn, I enjoy fishing for lobsters, mocking poor celebrities and tickling midgets. I have a spleen that is superhuman thanks to a bike accident which i have a video of (click here to see other vids) AIDS ++ I like people ++ I love coffee!!! ++ I enjoy a nice cup of earl grey at night (how old am I?!?) ++ I enjoy fidgeting with epileptic people ++ Beaches, not those rubbish stone ones though ++ Barbecues are underrated, they're the king of smells! ++ Beach barbecues ++ Setting fire to hairy old ladies ++ Running's good, I ran a marathon once and I also ate another human ++ Coffee is good ++ I want to see a Giant Squid ++ Writing stories (see them here!) ++ Watching dust is a big hobby when i have the time ++ Cuddling up to knives ++ Especially in a fridge ++ Eating ice cream made of shrimp, it hurts my teeth tho ++ Sharing fishcakes ++ I love a good photo of badgers in the ocean uhmmmmmmm.... TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Jonny Bramwell Birthday: August 11th 1846 Birthplace: Basra Current Location: Totnes High Street Eye Color: Brown in dark light, Green in other light, weird no? Hair Color: Browny Height: 26 Right Handed or Left Handed: Don't judge me by my hands Your Heritage: I'm not 70 The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip-flops, but i lost them, so i went back to trainers Your Weakness: A cheap, high-quality pair of slacks Your Fears: French people that throw jelly Your Perfect Pizza: Rumour! Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start my own country Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Fridge Thoughts First Waking Up: Carrots Your Best Physical Feature: Spleen Your Bedtime: I don't sleep Your Most Missed Memory: My home planet Krypton Pepsi or Coke: Drink fruit juice! MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway Single or Group Dates: Mass orgies Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: .....? Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee Do you Smoke: Nay Do you Swear: Only if you deserve it Do you Sing: Yuss Do you Shower Daily: Golden Have you Been in Love: I believe so Do you want to go to College: I already go Do you want to get Married: Yuss Do you belive in yourself: Weird question Do you get Motion Sickness: No &..39;Do you think you are Attractive:' Do you? Are you a Health Freak: I'm just a freak Do you get along with your Parents: My mum, yes, my dad, nonononoooo Do you like Thunderstorms: Yuss Do you play an Instrument: No, i'm completely talentless In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No..... In the past month have you Smoked: No In the past month have you been on Drugs: No In the past month have you gone on a Date: No In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I'm English In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I've eaten a box of Cod In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Cook the stuff for God's sake In the past month have you been on Stage: Yuss In the past month have you been Dumped: Nay In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nearly In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Haha, loads of things Ever been Drunk: No...... I don't do that sort of thing Ever been called a Tease: Teeheehee Ever been Beaten up: Nay Ever Shoplifted: Nay How do you want to Die: Twice What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Salmon What country would you most like to Visit: Norfolk In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Ones that I can look at Favourite Hair Color: Brown Short or Long Hair: Long Height: Below 3ft Weight: Clinically, no, fatally obese Best Clothing Style: Rags Number of Drugs I have taken: What this got to do with "In a Boy/Girl.." ? Number of CDs I own: More than you Number of Piercings: 53 Number of Tattoos: 27 Number of things in my Past I Regret: That whole train wreck thing.... CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! |
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My Interests |
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| I like listening to music a lot ++ I like driving around, especially long distances and at night ++ I like beaches, food ++ science ++ I like TV when i have time for it ++ Getting my mate Andy wasted on alco-pops, the big girl ++ I enjoy your face | |
I'd like to meet:Gary Lightbody, of Snow Patrol, he seems a bit crazy in a genius sort of way ++ Jenson Button, I'd like to go out drinking with him and make him drive ++ Robert De Niro, he's a legend ++ Edward Monkton, he writes funny stories ++ Kelly Clarkson and/or Mischa Barton because they're obscenely hot, i used to think Joss Stone was too until a person much wiser than me pointed out she was a dog ++ Any people with a personality :D |
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Music:The Badger Flaps, Funkstar Shizmaflip, Georgie Crapchap. All the usual big hitters |
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Movies:Return of the Cabbage, Jesus built six fences, Kerry Crumpet and the amazing Starfish, When 3 frubes go to war |
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Television:yes, it is isn't it |
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Heroes:Pat Sharp |
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My Background and Lifestyle |
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| MaritalStatus: | In a Relationship |
| Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian |
| SexualOrientation: | Straight |
| Religion: | Taoist |
| Smoker: | No |
| Drinker: | Yes |
| Education: | Grad / professional school |
| Occupation: | Student |
| Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
My Pictures |
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My Blog |
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A lovely little story |
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| It was a quiet day, a fairly usual one too, one with no surprises or accidents, no problems or celebrations. People in the royal village were very happy with their lives, earning their keep on the far... Posted by Jonny Flapchops on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 12:32:00 PST |
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My Friends |
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Andy, [ Anarchy... breeds art! ], elliecopter, The Castle, Totnes, The R.G.Morrison, Hannah, emilie, Yes Sir Boss, gabrielle aka ellie aka queenie, JOANNA, sarah, quackerson, Natasha, andy, ECLIPTIC, ZOOT WOMAN, SynSUN, la Lune [Luna], I hate Andrea, SNOPH =], Lollypop, Not Your Hero, FATLAB, Pearcey, Laura-Mai x, Krustyburger, Dan, Jenna, Chelsey, Lamp, BeccaG, jenna, Jamie
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