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thatguytaz

Taz's Profile

It's official. Beta, but... http://www.flickr.com/photos/tazbobblehead/

Age: 29 years old
Sex: Male
Location: San Francisco, California
Country: United States United States
Height: 5' 10"
BodyType: Athletic
Zodiac: Cancer Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22)
Last Login: Jun 29, 2008 (104 days back)
I am Here For Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking.
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About Me

Currently: muted NBA TV, mixing early to mid 90's hiphop, fantasy basketball stat page on yahoo.com, swollen knee, japanese rice crackers, vitamin water.

My daily is an adventure cuz it needs to be. Yesterday the sun rose for my tomorrow to shine. Currently a Personal Trainer at Crunch Fitness Downtown, SFC.

Love to nap. And hate Tuesdays. Also hate to read. Love to write, eat carbs, quoting movie lines. Order my Gelato's ice cream by the pint on a minimum. Spend $3.80 on lunch most days. My farts don't stink. Pinky from King of Thai Loves me. Ramona is my bf. I like breakfasts. Ppl stand on my back. Put on some Jordan Shorts. Play basketball like the legendary Knick Anthony Mason. Wear Crunch lotion as my hair product. Dim Sum saturday mornings. Love my job. HD is awsome. Keep my nails trimmed. Wear a knee brace. Love to crack my shoulderblades. Noodle first, bread second, rice third, and protein fourth. Fats? Sprinkle that shit on everything. Dislike guns. Fog up windows quick. Potty Mouth. Press Snooze 3 times. Stuffed 15 mini cream puffs in my mouth at the same time. Curry in a hurry. Love cold sheets. Hate hot pillows. Excel Daily Water minimum consumption without a problem. Don't drink Alchies. No Sodas. No Juices. No Coffee. But everything on my sandwich, and in my burrito. Don't teach Japanese to ppl. Pararell Park expert. Yawn. Hate ppl as a group. Love ppl as individuals. Classify ppl as a group, qualify ppl as individuals. Most ppl are predictable like an equation. The Answer: Don't be one.

I finally have a bobblehead of myself, biatch!! What are u doing with your life??
It's official. http://www.flickr.com/photos/tazbobblehead/
Taz's AIM... HowToChat101

My Interests

Ultra good FOOD, Hole in the wall restaurants, Basketball and March Madness, idj2, Movie quotes, video games, training my clients who work hard everytime they come to see me, shitting on myspace, naps, your mama-ing, grabbing my gay friends's asses and claiming that I'm so straight it hurts, DVDing, shopping spree at cheap stores, immitating everything I observe, learning to be a geek, pimp training, dumpster whoring, balancing to be normal, and turning my life in to a comedic script.

I'd like to meet:

Please keep the BlingBling to a minimum. I think ppl who puts up fronts are adorable. If you're trying to fit in, get the fuck out.
As for else whoms, as Ja Rule says in his raspyass voice, "hollaaaaaaaaah!!"

Music:

Grew up on Underground Hip Hop, rare grooves, breakbeats, blues, jazz, funk, hard rock

Movies:

Office Space "ooh, mothershit I bitch this son of a!!", Friday series "u ain't got no job, and u ain't got shit to do", Halfbaked "I wanna be a professional meter hopper", Snatch "Do u like Dags??", Fight Club "No, his name is BOB!!", Zoolander "The Files are INSIDE the computer??", "Nachooooo", Last Samurai "nigasunaaa!!", Rundown "Lighting... thunder...lighting thunder lighting thunder!!", Shrek "Donkey!!", Super Troopers "Sixty-three...", Pulp Fiction "I'll tell you what now...", O Brother "I thought u was a toooad...", Toy Story series "Taaaz lightyear to the rescue!!", True Romance "ur an actor, act, motherfucker, act!!", Amelie "Wii...", Green Street Hooligans "Mate, I'm smart as fuck"..., and a sucker to most war movies... "Don't shoot'em!! Let'em buuurn!!"

Television:

Recently purchased a 46in LCD XBR. Holy Moly the picture is superrrrb! The 360 never looked better! Ninja Warrior and Planet Earth. Wow. Heroes, MythBusters, Bear Grylls.

Books:

Books? I always said that if God put me in hell, my ass'd be in a library. If the cost of having to live without reading was cutting off a finger, I'd fucking do it before thinking twice. I truly hate reading like a fatass doing crunches...

Heroes:

Everybody that touches me turns me into gold. Recently, Makoto Nagano from Ninja Warrior.

My Background and Lifestyle

MaritalStatus: Single
SexualOrientation: Straight
Hometown: Japan, the land of the Chinmoku Nation
Religion: Other
Smoker: No
Drinker: No
Children: Someday
Education: Grad / professional school
Occupation: Personal Trainer / Fitness Consultant

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My Blog

Sharing Videos...

Hi Everyone,I just thought I’d share some of my recent youtube experience.  Ice Cube keeps proving to me that he is a true genius of all time.I don’t watch too many music videos, but this ...
Posted by Taz on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 07:43:00 PST

Jedi? Definately.

Hi, All.It's been a while and it certainly have been an interesting month and almost a half. : )As some of you know, I had surgery on my left knee last Wednesday. I have about a billion things wrong...
Posted by Taz on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:16:00 PST

Saint Patrick was Gay...

So.  I discovered this just recently.  More like, I came to realize something I never thought about...Did you know St. Patrick was gay?How do I know?  I mean, he *pinches* you if you don't wear the *h...
Posted by Taz on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:18:00 PST

To ATRaiN

Every story has a twist that unfolds under pressure. So here it goes. This season it's been all about me. New TV shopping, XBOX 360, Bobbleheads, wanting a new Receiver, Ipod, u name it. What d...
Posted by Taz on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 01:47:00 PST

Shit Santa

I've been wearing a Santa hat at work the last few days, trying to fit in this holiday season and all. I mean, I'm japanese and I have no fucking clue what Christmas is religiously, but fuck it. It'...
Posted by Taz on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 10:36:00 PST

Food is the way to his Heart.

I've noticed something quite ironic. Taz used to date this red head tiny white girl Jenn who used to work right across the street at Safeway.  She used to bring Taz chicken wings and we...
Posted by Taz on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:35:00 PST

Impossible!! How do you end up with a name like JUAN WONG?!

So I am having a really slow week at work with most of my clients on vacations and business trips.  Me and Juan would talk our asses off on days like this.  Currently, I'm hanging out at my ...
Posted by Taz on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:30:00 PST

Male Model of the Year, Tazoolander

This takes place sometime between 12pm and 4pm last Sunday. Lallo and Joseph my good friends now have a TShirt line. They wanted me to model for their new line. I was honored to get invited. Ya, ...
Posted by Taz on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 07:12:00 PST

Sange` Selleck

I was at Ree's Deri (Lee's Deli) a chain deli in the financial district this morning as usual, waiting in line trying to get my breakfast bagel sandwich. In front of me waited this Indian guy for his ...
Posted by Taz on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 10:55:00 PST

Courteous Behaviors of the Third Kind

I hate this feeling. My mother is nutorious for shit like this. Aight, so check it. I was driving on a two way street. Two lanes on my side and oncoming traffic's got one.The SUV ahead of me is le...
Posted by Taz on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 03:22:00 PST

My Friends

Tom, Annie B, sugar roast chestnut, Nicole, Erica, J, your #1 fan, MR 44, p h o p h o, YUKI, Laura, that frisco dude, Nikki, soojin, All-Year-Round-SeaGal, John, JPS Photography, The Hot Sauce King, Kerri Ann, Ben, TES, Paul, naomi, Rome, PETER, Anita, Jen, Rosie, Jenn, T.C.

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japanese rice crackers, mason wear, curry in a hurry, personal trainer fitness, crunch fitness, anthony mason, fantasy basketball, pararell, gelatos ice cream, nba tv, cold sheets, fitness consultant, vitamin water, blingbling, san francisco california, knee brace, hair product, bobblehead, saturday mornings, dim sum
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